mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

SO creamy, caramelly, not in any way gelatinous like bad flan can be, thick, unctuous tasty goodness.

There, what he said.

okay, so flan = creme caramel.

NOMERIFFIC

in other flan-related news, i have received a job offer.

It should be salad day for me but I'm about to go to the taqueria with co-workers. Ate too much yesterday too. will pay for it.

i got an awesome rug~

Regrettably the first thing I thought of was "A toupee?"

xp Congratulations, Nick! I take it that you will be making or selling flan, then.

t(^_^t)

no it's this crazy angela adams rug, she's apparently a vv good designer. it completes my living room!

CONGRATS NICKTOELEVEN

Did I tell you guys about the knife fight that happened in the building next door to us? That was unfun.

yay nick!!

mmm unctuous.

i am eating salad.

knife fite?! nooooo! ppl need to SIMMER DOWN

i'm having this dope maple pecan cereal and green tea. also: a banana

IFANKYOUIFANKYOUALL. COULDNTHAVEDUNNITWIVOUTCHOO.

in my experience, knife fights are bad. which is no experience. so maybe they are good?

congratz nick! is this the job that you don't really want?

also dan: you win - a nextdoor-knifefight totally trumps a block-away man-with-gun.

can you tell i'm putting off going to the social security office

there was a chopped up corpse found in the garbage bin of a liquor store i go to sometimes. but this was awhile ago.

i has an xbox360

wave goodbye, literacy and productivity!

can one of you guys come to the SSO with me? i'm gonna be stuck there for ages and yesterday when i went, it was full of weirdos ;_;

i would gladly go with you if i could! would beat work!

Hmmmm, someone dumped a murdered body on a friend of mine's property (they have a farm outside of Cannon Falls). This was back in 1987 or 88 or so. I still like to give her a hard time about that.

RR, I wish I could go with you. I have to take 4lex to camp and then take J to meet her first grade teacher. GOOD LUCK, YOU'LL DO GREAT

woah sara hardcore!

What are the odds it was done by someone we know? 3-1?

i just drank like a million ounces of diet coke this better be a fun afternoon.

We have an xBox but I've only played it once. Not that I really am given a chance to . . .

i know my weaknesses and i avoid owning video game systems

^ COSIGN

We have three now. It started with a PS2 which I was chastised for buying. Oh how OTM that chastisement was.

I have no idea how many of them we have. It seems like more than we need. But the Wii for the kids for Xmas I am kind of excited about. (And that is why my GPA will be destroyed in 2009)

in a way i am lucky my parents did not let us have video game systems when i was a kid because now i don't really have much desire to own one. i do feel a little left out when everyone from my generation goes into 80s & 90s video game nostalgia, though.

What are the odds it was done by someone we know? 3-1?

I'm just grateful that it wasn't someone I dated.

Well, I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

the last video game system i owned was the original nintendo and the last video game i "defeated" was the original legend of zelda.

ATTN BLACK BEYONCE

http://www.boomkat.com/item.cfm?id=120270

YOU'RE WELCOME

What he said. Buy that now.

k i'm ready to go home now.

i think my dinner plans are getting moved to tomorrow so that means i could have had lunch cookie :(

lookie

Can you have afternoon snack cookie?

mmmmmmmmmmmmaybe. i just think it might be silly to leave and go get a cookie 1 hour and 15 min before i go home?

We have chocolate dream cookies and pan dulce in the office and I'm trying to resist eating any of it.

Damn this thread.

(cookies are always a good reason for anything, tehresa)

Not that you need it now, Nick, but here's a job idea -- but do it better than this guy:

http://www.latimes.com/features/la-on-porn13-2008aug13,0,7112196.story

1. I was watching Discovery channel with my 5 year old nephew. there were 2 elephants mating. the penis was like as big as my arm. my nephew asked me what was that? I told him that is elephant's hidden tusk.lol
Submitted by: duh
8:30 AM PDT, Aug 7, 2008

Cookies are never silly at any time. They are serious business!

maybe i will get one on my way to the train in an hour :)

Then you will have something to taunt others with on the train. EXCELLENT

now i just have to figure out where to buy cookies near here. it is a strange neighborhood.

I dearly hope the cookies have been found and consumed.

5:30...

...and all's well?

i want cookie. and Ned's job suggestion has reminded me of this most awesome of t-shirt designs:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b4/FemaleBodyInspector.jpg/204px-FemaleBodyInspector.jpg

I applaud that chap's ingenuity and persistence.

And I apologise for posting that image.