mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

savoury = salty

other contexts in which my use of certain words is 'funny':
i describe meals/foods as 'yum' or 'nice'

like, chips are savoury and chocolate is sweet

americans really say that?

actually you know what? i'm completely wrong about this. now i'm remembering the mr. show sketch when bob plays senator tankerbell and he goes to the valdosta folk fest and jelly-off to censor it... he goes up to david (playing "ole swerdlow") and says "what are you on about?" as ole shows him mr. limberlegs the puppet and the old ozark tradition of "songs n' storyin'."

that's an xpost a few up, btw.

Hold on, so, you really think of salty as the polar opposite of sweet, and bitter as some unassociated taste like spicy or sour?

If so your green card or whatever should probably be revoked.

LOL WE HAVE DIFFERENCES BECAUSE OF OUR DISPARATE CULTURES, UPBRINGINGS, AND LOCAL COLLOQUIALISMS LET US GET UP IN ARMS RE: THEM

"Hold on, so, you really think of salty as the polar opposite of sweet, and bitter as some unassociated taste like spicy or sour?"

OTM again.

oh F U N.I.C.K!! why don't you just move here and marry my bf already!!!

(j/k!)

don't worry, i haven't had enough to drink yet to admit to a man crush. yet.

you just told me you 'love this guy!'

Quick, R/J, make some mildly controversial statement that I can then agree with and expound upon, thus resettling the Me to You Two equilibrium in the universe.

Seriously, this kind of imbalance is how earthquakes happen.

GUYES I'M RIGHT HERE GOD

'americans talk too loudly ALL THE TIME'

'corn and cilantro are the two most revolting foods placed on earth'

Oh my god we sooooooooooooo do

I've currently got an hour long train ride to and from work, and while the ride there is full of respectful midday commuters, the ride back invariably involves 1-3 couples talking very loudly about the most asnine shit, punctuated every 20 seconds with a loud *smootch*, the kind that is like three steps above full-on making out on the annoyance scale

xpost

Oh if you guys do that I will turn on you both right the fuck now

All teeth bearing like a dog you've had for years but then you tried to move his food bowl and now you want to tell the kids to leave him alone for a few weeks

americans and their fuckin blue-tooth thingys - don't even get me started!!

n.i.c.k we are very chaste in our public affections

Chastity is not my concern, if people groped each other mere inches from my person I would not be even close to as angered as I am from this smooching business.

Still I am glad to hear it, and will ask my psuedo-religious mom to pray for you at our upcoming fake christmas

Merry post-Xmas?

whats this about hating on corn and cilantro?

becauase that way lies FUCKING MADNESS, PEOPLE

I KNOW!!!

But I think it is Just1n3 who doesn't like cilantro. I can't speak to the corn thing.

Sooooo sad that I was too tired to stay up last night; ITR seems to have been pretty entertaining.

Family foes not want to see Doubt (Catholics uncomfortable with priest scandal shocker) so we shall see Benjamin Button? Ehhh.

I don't know what "Benjamin Button" is, but it sounds like a Beatrix Potter story.

Can you split up and see two different movies?

It's an option but it makes me feel like a jerk.

Hey, movies are expensive when you see them in the theater. You should see the ones you want to see! Nothing wrong with splitting up.

i have high hopes for benjamin button. they will be dashed.

"The Curious Case of the Obvious Oscar Bait"

LOL

I was getting 'take one for the team' guilt when I expressed a desire to see something else so yeah.

Clearly you should all be forced to suck it up and go see Valkyrie. It's the feel-good hit of the Christmas season!

yeah, we might be seeing Doubt or Slumdog Millionaire....which may mean i'm late/a no-show at grumpy's 2nite :(

"Slumdog Millionaire..." Okay, now you are just making up movie titles to fuck with me, aren't you.

Sara, check facebook, my interweb's a bit patchy today. Gbx, please make it...

Got it, suzy! now you check YOURS. :)

I'm having trouble getting on the interweb, it's almost like I have to do interpretive dance to get signal...but you have yr directions!

thx! (would like to see this interpretive dance, btw)

haha it involves running around the house trying to find internet sweet spots, lifting laptop into the air and holding it just so, once signallage is found. JUst tried to call yr cell.

due to circumstances beyond my control, grumpys is also looking problematic for me guys ;_;

Just take some vitamin C, put your teeth back in, and come out.

xp ha, should have given you my regular # suzy; my cell is upstairs somewhere!

xp to myself: *silently sitting here fretting that people are missing my scurvy joeks*

Oh JJ, try your best! Grumpy's not the same w/o your brand of mayhem.

Omg worst movie I have ever ever seen. Need massive quantities of alcohol to erase the memory of the last 3 hours.

prospects improving!!!

omg omg omg long day of crazy tho.

should be there at 8.

I told you you'd find your teeth if you'd just KEEP LOOKING.

xp I bet John has seen a worse movie than whatever you saw, but I'm not sure we should get into a "worst movie" competition here.

XD XD XD