zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

her sister married the dude who plays rickety cricket on always sunny in philadelphia!

she also acts in a procedural that is NOT QUITE a police procedural and NOT QUITE a medical thing

yeah rizzoli & isles is taking its "attractive law enforcement professionals AND attractive medical professionals" innovation all the way to the bank

I have never done such a 180 on a celeb crush

ok maybe gwyeth who I liked in like 1994

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

victimless crime

Watched the New Girl pilot OnDemand, I give it eight episodes til cancellation. If you look like Zooey, I can put up with a lot of quirky/MPDG-shit, but I wanted to turn it off after five minutes.

mentioned on another thread that zooey's turn in "our idiot brother" is 99% wide-eyes, 1% acting, but on the other hand she makes out with rashida jones a few times so that added some lift to the proceedings

you're shitting me

wait waht

Does that sound towards the 150 years of sexual activity?

I wanted to see that movie for other reasons but daaaaaamn

pretty sure i cracked that exact joke about the movie... how little i understood

lol @ all of u

zooey and rashida play a lesbian couple, rashida's character dresses like this:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr2joAhoM1qh262mo1_500.png

If 'bad hair & glasses' meant lesbian, then I'd be a lesbian.

our idiot eyewear

Those glasses are a millions times worse than the hair tbh.

ha x-post

^^It's Buck from United States of Tara! Xposts

she looks just like some hipster oversized glasses dudes I have seen around town

wait that doesn't actually show what she wears, anyway she wears like men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky.

instead of paul rudd with his crocs the poster should have been just

ZOOEY &
RASHIDA
MAKIN
OUT

butts in seats i tell u

here is a more representative picture tho you can't see the tie:

http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/zooey-deschenel-and-rashida-jones-in-our-idiot-brother.jpg

rashida is so hot she could be wearing glasses made out of rotting meat and id still marry her on the spot

also goole otm

men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky 2002 avril lavigne

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q6mVFQFHh2U/Thc5rw9yHmI/AAAAAAAACVI/WHXUsL0H72I/s1600/Edward+James+Olmos+Stand+and+Deliver.PNG

xxxxp (or not) woah shit that's what I looked like age ~15.

buzzaaaaaa

hahahaaaaa buzza otm

yoo can doo eet

i thought justin bieber had taken lesbianism plus bad eyewear about as far as it can go but hollywood will always find a lower level

On the set of New Girl, a battle is heating up between Deschanel and her trailer. “It’s the worst!” she says, harrumphing as she shows me its fake-wood insides. “I’m ­really trying to make it cute in here. It’s really hard. It’s just so—ugh—brown!”

so tempted to rewrite this paragraph with the word "anus"

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

― goole, Monday, September 12, 2011 2:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^goole knows what's up

oh her stupid fucking glasses

she is ~ quirky ~

The first time I met her in New York she was going off to D.J. an event with Gibbard (all LPs, of course)

suspect this writer does not know what LPs are

Lamb Pics

narcissistic, emotionally stunted, queynte, belovéd for no particular reason

did you just use old timey language to call her a cunt?

some intersection between 'quaint' and 'affected' with a little overtone thrown in, sure

If biting an infrequent posters username makes you lesbian, snoball....

lol

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrfr5xnPDe1qz7eg4o1_500.jpg

I know it's all show business, but if I were her I would have it in my contract that I can never be photographed that way. On principle.

Because...?

Because it's so unsubtle an invocation of the cliched blue-eyed-deer-in-headlights gamine look? And the way it lights her caked-on make-up is super unflattering, almost surreal?

The eyes look unnaturally blue, but other than that I think she looks great in that photo, regardless of which cliches she invokes tbh