zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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how would you be certain it was zooey's face and not the more structurally sturdy one of her sister's flanked by the dude from angel?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

her sister is awesome

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

her sister married the dude who plays rickety cricket on always sunny in philadelphia!

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

she also acts in a procedural that is NOT QUITE a police procedural and NOT QUITE a medical thing

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah rizzoli & isles is taking its "attractive law enforcement professionals AND attractive medical professionals" innovation all the way to the bank

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

I have never done such a 180 on a celeb crush

Jess, it had a little too much garlic (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok maybe gwyeth who I liked in like 1994

Jess, it had a little too much garlic (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

victimless crime

etsy buttez (buzza), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Watched the New Girl pilot OnDemand, I give it eight episodes til cancellation. If you look like Zooey, I can put up with a lot of quirky/MPDG-shit, but I wanted to turn it off after five minutes.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

mentioned on another thread that zooey's turn in "our idiot brother" is 99% wide-eyes, 1% acting, but on the other hand she makes out with rashida jones a few times so that added some lift to the proceedings

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

you're shitting me

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait waht

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Does that sound towards the 150 years of sexual activity?

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

I wanted to see that movie for other reasons but daaaaaamn

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

pretty sure i cracked that exact joke about the movie... how little i understood

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol @ all of u

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

zooey and rashida play a lesbian couple, rashida's character dresses like this:

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

If 'bad hair & glasses' meant lesbian, then I'd be a lesbian.

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

our idiot eyewear

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Those glasses are a millions times worse than the hair tbh.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

ha x-post

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^It's Buck from United States of Tara! Xposts

Status Update...in my Seether? (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

she looks just like some hipster oversized glasses dudes I have seen around town

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait that doesn't actually show what she wears, anyway she wears like men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky.

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

instead of paul rudd with his crocs the poster should have been just

ZOOEY &
RASHIDA
MAKIN
OUT

butts in seats i tell u

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

here is a more representative picture tho you can't see the tie:

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

rashida is so hot she could be wearing glasses made out of rotting meat and id still marry her on the spot

max, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

also goole otm

max, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky 2002 avril lavigne

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

etsy buttez (buzza), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

xxxxp (or not) woah shit that's what I looked like age ~15.

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

buzzaaaaaa

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahaaaaa buzza otm

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

yoo can doo eet

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

i thought justin bieber had taken lesbianism plus bad eyewear about as far as it can go but hollywood will always find a lower level

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

On the set of New Girl, a battle is heating up between Deschanel and her trailer. “It’s the worst!” she says, harrumphing as she shows me its fake-wood insides. “I’m ­really trying to make it cute in here. It’s really hard. It’s just so—ugh—brown!”

so tempted to rewrite this paragraph with the word "anus"

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

― goole, Monday, September 12, 2011 2:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^goole knows what's up

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh her stupid fucking glasses

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 22:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

she is ~ quirky ~

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 22:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

The first time I met her in New York she was going off to D.J. an event with Gibbard (all LPs, of course)

suspect this writer does not know what LPs are

challopian rubes (sic), Monday, 12 September 2011 23:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lamb Pics

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

narcissistic, emotionally stunted, queynte, belovéd for no particular reason

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

did you just use old timey language to call her a cunt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 12 September 2011 23:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

some intersection between 'quaint' and 'affected' with a little overtone thrown in, sure

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

If biting an infrequent posters username makes you lesbian, snoball....

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 06:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

one word username (snoball), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 08:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

I know it's all show business, but if I were her I would have it in my contract that I can never be photographed that way. On principle.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Because...?

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:50 (1 year ago) Permalink


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