zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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me too, dan, but only if they want to be mr. belvedere or maude.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

how does a lamb smile

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

“Kitsch causes two tears to flow in quick succession. The first tear says: How nice to see children running on the grass! The second tear says: How nice to be moved, together with all mankind, by children running on the grass! It is the second tear that makes kitsch kitsch."

that's a pretty specific reaction to define kitsch

just saying, I don't see children running on grass when I look at plastic flamingos

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

I have resisted typing The Smiling of the Lambs for a whole 10 minutes, I think I deserve a prize

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

you'll get mutton and you'll like it

brownie, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm not going to argue about kitsch overall, but I think Kuindera's essential point is that kitsch derives from an inability or desire to deal with reality in a healthy way. I worry that Zooey may be tempted by kitsch.

em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

idk if kitsch pertains to irl experiences tbqh, but it's one of those words like hipster that people use to suit themselves

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

the etsy-shopping kitten-loving bow-wearing set doesn't watch sitcoms, and if they do it's mockumentary shows, nothing like this zooey show

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh come on, I am about 100% certain there is strong overlap between the etsy demographic and the Mike and Molly demographic

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

is this meant to be a full 23-week thing? seems like a weird career move if so.

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://hellogiggles.com/if-you-dont-have-anything-nice-to-say

buzza, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

possibly, i just barely know what 'etsy' is beyond a pejorative cultural signifier on ilx, so i'm probably underestimating how MOR that demographic is (xpost)

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

etsy is basically a web-based arts-and-crafts-centric version of QVC

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

ZD's movie career isn't exactly setting the world on fire (it says it all that The Happening is her 2nd biggest hit of the last few years), so her sister's TV paychecks probably started looking pretty good to her

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'm very confused by what the demographic for bones is:

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

Procedural Full Of Attractive People is probably the broadest demo in television

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah. guess it's just possible that she's a very limited performer and there's only a limited number of 'zooey d' roles in the movies. 'she's no rachel mcadams' - an hollywood insider.

all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'm more confused why they took all the cushions off the furniture and sat on them on the floor. the chairs and couches are like right there behind them! what the hell!

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hell, y'all can hate all you want, but if (?) I had to die and I had to be looking at one thing when I died, it would be Zooey's face.

Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

(zooey's biggest box office since elf: uncomfortably young jim carrey love interest)

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

I would rather be looking at a cake that said "Congratulations on 150 years of vigorous sexual activity!"

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

ilx posters that want to drown in cake frosting '08

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

it was weird to look at ZD's filmography and realize early in her career she did 2 back to back movies called "the new guy" and "the good girl"

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

That’s why it’s almost a shock when she shows up at the party in a dress that seems so much more generically actress-y than her usual sixties vintage fare.

the english language is really taking a beating these days

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

is there much crossover between zooey fans and barry lyndon and people wondering what happened to the kid from freaks and geeks, though?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

Just to be clear, I was (mostly) quoting about want to be looking at Zooey's face when I died. I'd much rather it was...Katy Perry?

Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

if i had the chance to look at katy perry in the fraction of a fraction of a millisecond between life and death i still don't think my eyes would be aiming for her face.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

how would you be certain it was zooey's face and not the more structurally sturdy one of her sister's flanked by the dude from angel?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

her sister is awesome

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

her sister married the dude who plays rickety cricket on always sunny in philadelphia!

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

she also acts in a procedural that is NOT QUITE a police procedural and NOT QUITE a medical thing

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah rizzoli & isles is taking its "attractive law enforcement professionals AND attractive medical professionals" innovation all the way to the bank

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

I have never done such a 180 on a celeb crush

Jess, it had a little too much garlic (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

ok maybe gwyeth who I liked in like 1994

Jess, it had a little too much garlic (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

victimless crime

etsy buttez (buzza), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

Watched the New Girl pilot OnDemand, I give it eight episodes til cancellation. If you look like Zooey, I can put up with a lot of quirky/MPDG-shit, but I wanted to turn it off after five minutes.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

mentioned on another thread that zooey's turn in "our idiot brother" is 99% wide-eyes, 1% acting, but on the other hand she makes out with rashida jones a few times so that added some lift to the proceedings

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

you're shitting me

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

wait waht

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

Does that sound towards the 150 years of sexual activity?

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

I wanted to see that movie for other reasons but daaaaaamn

mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

pretty sure i cracked that exact joke about the movie... how little i understood

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol @ all of u

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

zooey and rashida play a lesbian couple, rashida's character dresses like this:

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

If 'bad hair & glasses' meant lesbian, then I'd be a lesbian.

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

our idiot eyewear

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

Those glasses are a millions times worse than the hair tbh.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

ha x-post

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (3 years ago) Permalink


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