1st gis for "epic masturbation"
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:06 (5 years ago) Permalink
That actually is some pretty epic masturbation if you need both a horse and a rifle!
― HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:27 (5 years ago) Permalink
that man was the baby.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:00 (5 years ago) Permalink
nobody puts baby in a corner (and then jerks off)
― milo z, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:16 (5 years ago) Permalink
It's only bad if it participates
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:45 (5 years ago) Permalink
happy new year, ILE
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:38 (4 years ago) Permalink
Good luck, Finland!
― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:40 (4 years ago) Permalink
That terrified baby gif is amazing.
― 2 5 (Z S), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:44 (4 years ago) Permalink
This is the sort of thing that I Love Baby-Making will be host to.
― Gorgeous Preppy (G00blar), Monday, 12 January 2009 23:10 (4 years ago) Permalink
He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about
Daddy's got a squeeze boxBaby never sleeps at night
― nickn, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 04:17 (4 years ago) Permalink
― fingerNAGLs (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:20 (3 years ago) Permalink
that's definitely the kind of thing that should be shared with your friends & colleagues.
― ian, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:28 (3 years ago) Permalink
ILE tackles the big questions that have confounded mankind for ages!
"Why are we here?""Where did we come from?""Is it okay to masturbate in front of the baby before we go?""Are those nachos?"
― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (3 years ago)
classic for all time
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
is it bad for you to see your baby masturbating?
― Zeno, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:31 (3 years ago) Permalink
via iphone = in the process?
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:32 (3 years ago) Permalink
is it bad for a baby on television to see you masturbating?
― funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 12:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
is it bad for a baby NOT to see you masturbating?
― dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:02 (2 years ago) Permalink
is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
is it bad for Dancing Baby to see you masturbating?
― Carmine Dirtnap from North Arlington (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
how is dancing babby formed
― glutinous maximus (corey), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:10 (2 years ago) Permalink
Is it bad for a baby portabella to see you masturbating?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
um YES
― Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
you're just culturally conditioned to believe that
― funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:00 (2 years ago) Permalink
So it only took 5 years for this board to turn into "A Serbian Film"
All thing considered, that's an eternity in Internet tine so congrats to us all for staving off hell for that long.
― Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
is it bad for masturbating babies to see?
― funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:25 (2 years ago) Permalink
what a thread
― diamonddave85, Sunday, 29 August 2010 20:30 (2 years ago) Permalink
Uh wow. No, help.
― seandalai, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:19 (2 years ago) Permalink
cultural conditioning has its points.
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, December 5, 2005 6:49 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol
― horseshoe, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:30 (2 years ago) Permalink
only if it is the correct conditioning.
― rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 30 August 2010 00:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
Also, this thread needs an overbearing Brooklyn father to come up, cuff it on the back of the head and say, "Jeeeesus Christ, what the FUCK is wrong with you?"
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, December 5, 2005 2:19 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― horseshoe, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:36 (2 years ago) Permalink
Is it bad for dick cheney to see you masturbating
― show me your ticks (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:41 (2 years ago) Permalink
During your baby's first month, she can focus only about 20cm to 30cm away
― the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 02:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
what if it's a boy?i bet you he could see further. because boys are better. it's science.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 May 2012 04:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, "
Impossible not to imagine this sentence as a lyric
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 May 2012 06:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
will make the future repressed memories of a shuffling blur moaning to itself in Finnish all the more mysterious
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 May 2012 06:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's the rest of the song I worry about...
xpost You know what? The one big ILX fallacy (oo-er) is that Tuomas was the original poster...
― Mark G, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
i was trying to get at that if the baby can see you you're doing it too close to the baby
― the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://efukt.com/20614_Babysitting_Fail.html
― dylannn, Friday, 11 May 2012 07:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok, moving beyond vanilla stuff, would pissing/a2m/etc be ok in front of a child, 'because it woudln't understand'?― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, December 5, 2005 9:36 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
― buzza, Friday, 31 August 2012 03:04 (8 months ago) Permalink
this simon guy
― dylannn, Friday, 31 August 2012 03:33 (8 months ago) Permalink
buncha squares
― call all destroyer, Friday, 31 August 2012 03:38 (8 months ago) Permalink