most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

ah well, joebuddentv

the post by "CheezyDoDo" is incredible

i got distracted by the chick-flashing .gif and the pic of Hayden Pannetierre, but yea, CheezyDoDo was hilarious...

http://i.imgur.com/C8op3.png

ergo, he did 9/11

lulz at stunned homer

he's probably gon feel better when he realizes there's no feasible pun that can be made out of "Springfield"

Haters are a bunch of yellow-bellied cowards... SPRINGFIELD

in my head, i hear Homer saying "i heard drake is a jew" in the same voice as "i call the big one 'bitey'"

Homer Simpson Thug Life is gonna be the name of my chillwave band

X-Ref with: My God, It's Full of Shit: Rolling Worst Songs of 2011

In "Hard," by Will.i.am (which also includes the line "I'm gonna go hard like a boner"), Will raps:

"This beat is the shit... FECES."

beat me to posting it here by an hour

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3442/rapexplainedtowhitepeop.jpg

I kind of just realized that Chris Brown is doing the asian-tinged "... Mr. Miyagi" and "... harikari" hashtags in "Look At Me Now" because the first line is "Yellow model chick."

not to come to the defense of chris brown's rap lyrics once again, but he's probably talking about http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yellow%20bone and not an asian person

I'd see what rapgenius says, but the subliterates that update that site would probably say "yellow model chick" is a "woman who is a model for cowardice"

As a dude who has sometimes been described as "yellow-boned" or just simply "yellow", I know how that language is used and I can assure you that's what he means.

also, chris brown is an asshole.

ughhh, just heard Wayne's "I’m with a yellow girl.... NUMBER TWO PENCIL" - - - so I guess this is a Thing now, huh? Great.

lol you don't listen to much rap do you

hey guys, the NYT is ON IT!

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/04/magazine/in-praise-of-the-hashtag.html

#rollingmyeyes

The hashtag seems to her a distant cousin of the refrain: a phrase that relates in different, complex ways — direct or tangential, ironic or nonsensical — to the lines it follows. It also has something in common with parentheses, explaining or qualifying whatever phrase it interrupts. And where it captures the author’s mood or aspect, it resembles the epithet, the “white-armed Nausicaas” and “wine-dark seas” that populate the “Odyssey.”

I'm so sick, they be like, "How sick are ya?"
Arms so shinin' ... NAUSICAÄ

nausicaä not exactly a rhyme-heavy word in english, it turns out

true story: got into an elevator yesterday and pressed the button, elevator voice said "going down...BASEMENT"

Once again, the Times splains you shit you already know

#Akon

xp amazing

http://dict.leo.org/stratley_workwithbest_but.jpg

my eyes have been permanently altered and i now see this construction everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M94ii6MVilw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"comedy weak"

Aw, I chuckled a couple of times.

haha just came here to post that

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lol. harsh

lmao

totally embarrassed i forgot to add beyonce

i have no idea how this post ended up in this thread. so random

#surfboard is a different sort of hashtag lyric but obv a better one than most

totally embarrassed i forgot to add beyonce...guestlist fail

I form coherent thoughts, no Gudda Gudda

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giggling at this today, man, this thread was good times

coming up on 5 year anniversary of this single this fall

I kinda feel like if I voted today, I'd go with "Stevie Wonder" even though it's far from the worst pun here cos I feel like rappers these days think there are only two blind celebrities in the entire world...

what, "no Andrea Bocelli" woulda been too hard to rhyme?

This is a fun thread to read through. Five years. Fuck.

http://i.imgur.com/C8op3.png

I like this album lol, although this track not so much. Wayne was on fire with the hooks at this time though

still hear this on the radio a lot

it would've been hysterical if that awful new Young Money album contained a "Bedrock 2" by the 2014 YMCMB roster

love randomly hearing this out in the wild

"I like the way you're movin' if you're movin' my way" is a very underrated piece of nonsense

hahaha i have a special affection for this song too

holy crap there are over a thousand posts itt

ha I totally react more fondly to this song now than when it was out

via dayo
https://vine.co/v/hVzDvPrMwOt

Haha yay