mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

OH CRAP I AM LATE TO THE LIVBLOGGONGONGONGGGINNNGG

get on to it, there's nothing good on tv tonight

also, john justen you might like this?

www.mattfurie.com

link dnf trying agane for u: http://www.mattfurie.com

lol internet retard me

Have John and Dan both passed out already? Their liveblogging is kind of weak now. (but the drinks are well deserved, I know)

Susan - it is CHRISTMAS, don't worry about the calories in the cheesecake. Santa will make them magically disappear.

I thought John wasn't coming back so I started playing WoW and forgot to get another drink. Oops.

I HAVE BEEN DRINKING FOR BOTH OF US

WINE

christmas last fm station

cider w/whiskey

BLACK LABEL

VICTORY

i need new font z=size rules for ilx so that victory could have been EVEN MORE CLAPSLOK

DAN BUY FALLOUT 3

u ded

Dan is in WoW land. We can't reach him now.

John, your earlier post isn't suggesting that you drank the last.fm Christmas station, is it? Not that I'm judging.

who knows?

wait, no.

merely evening suggestions for TOTAL VICTORY which of course i have and continue to achieve

off to stoke fire, perhaps nap by it, may return.

As long as you're not napping in it, it's all good.

Good night, fair ITR denizens. I need to get some sleep before tomorrow; I still have a bunch of wrapping to do and I have to get ready.

farewell you voice of reason!

What was all this about teh durnk?

Oh, just the usual holiday cheer, Ned.

Wait, did someone just call me a "voice of reason?" Whoa.

Dear ITR,

I wish you all a very merry Christmas!!! And may you all get to sleep in as late as you want to tomorrow. And there should be chocolate involved somewhere in here, too.

i am set for xmas:

3 x dvds
1 x enormous bar of hershey's symphony chocolate
2 x donuts for xmas day breakfast
1 x enormous tub of 'bear claw' ice cream (dark choc icecream with choc covered cashews and layers of caramel)

^^^ this is called GOOD PLANNING, people

I will be in HSTNGS tomorrow afternoon at my parent's house. There will definitely be chocolate, and also a big turkey dinner. And the kids' cousins will play with them, so I can pass out in front of the fire place.

Happy christmas all.

Merry Christmas all you wonderful people

Merry Christmas to you all!!! :)

(because you are all awesome and dear)

<3 <3 <3

Joyeux Nöel! Can't believe I am eating leftover cocktail shrimp at 9am.

^^^ The perfect breakfast!

Absolutely, but I just got called a bigot again because I asked her to watch something besides Fox for news.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FANTASTIC BIGOTS!

^^^ what he said

suzy, I am looking forward to a similar type of afternoon. My Dad literally went on about how "black people" are "always ripping him off" at Christmas dinner a few years ago. Very festive!

(is it bad that when relatives act like that, I comfort myself with the thought that they will be dead someday? It doesn't seem very Christmas-y of me.)

MERRY XMAS DUDES

i just erased about 20 different responses to saras dad thing.

He can be really great, but sometimes I just want to shake him until his head falls off.

Just be glad you weren't there. I was sitting with my One Cool Cousin at the table and it was verrrrrry uncomfortable.

But if you don't all have a Very Merry Christmas, I will be very angry, so let's stop talking about insane parents and just be happy because we are young and it is Christmas!!!!!

merry xmas itr! <3 all you guys, but you already know that.

my xmas day so far:
slept in laaate (10am)
ate glazed/choc raised donuts for breakfast
chillin out in my leopard polar-fleece robe
gonna go for a walk later

and got some lame-ass movies to watch

sounds super-boring.

f u loser!!

wau, that just made me v v sad :..(

whatever!