I suppose I should I say Tim "at" KFC "dot" edu
― Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
Cowubrango.
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
I vote latebloomer
― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV EVRY DAY I SEE:: IN SKY,, WORDDS "''THE SIMSONS''" ..... ANGELS SINGS MY SURNAME;;^23 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/307402_10150427592879199_602254198_10957959_5153706_n.jpg
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
ALL THING ARE MILHORSE1 Sep via UberSocial for BlackBerry
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
how does he feel about the great viking/sleep debate?
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
it's that albanian spy kid's ultimate revenge.
― Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (43 minutes ago)
not me!
― occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
I am dying here.
― Ópen W. (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
love that ralph wiggum is "son of feared police"
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV FREE IPAD
― dayo, Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV •WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
HATE A COWMAN
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
ALL THING ARE MILHORSE
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link
COWUBRANGO
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link
BURNS MAN HAV//E SLAVE___ "'"SMITHRES"'" /// IN YUGOSLA:;IA WE ;KILL; HIS KIND //- BARTHE SIMDSON
― going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:13 (twelve years ago) link
HOM ER HOMAIRE HOMMIR MY FATHER. FATHER. PLEAS MY LIFE HELL. MY LIFE IS HELL. HOMUHR. PAIN. HE BRING HURTS TO ME. HOMTRE.
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
JOSIP TITO » BENEVELENTE DIKTÂTOR//JAZZTEACHAIRE @@ SPINGFEILD SCHO0LE• HELP SOLVE MURDRE OF «MASTER BURNDS» • JASZZ ENSEMBEL//SECRIT POLECE
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link
tempted to post "ALL THINGS ARE MILHORSE" to truth bombs thread
― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
classic material imo
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
was gonna post it to buddhist thread
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
was gonna post it to every thread
― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
milhorse is not meme milhorse all thing
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link
PRINCE-PAL SKIN SUPS FROM «FORBITTEN FRU|TE» ;; MSRS..CRABSAPPLE -- "I WITNESZED SEX ACT'' ' SAIYS BALDING >RETARDE CHILD<
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, so this is basically Hipster Runoff version of "bart get out i'm PISS"
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
I for one am happy to live in a world where there can be a "version" of a speech bubble on an erotic Simpsons drawing
― Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp
― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
KWIK-MART *MINORITE BUSINES* LOCATE ON • ULICA ZMAJA OD BOSNE• «SNIPER ALLEY» RIDTLED WITH BULLETES TODAIY «VIOLENTSZ BLO|ODSHED» APU DEAD\\55 seconds ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link
part of the humor in this for me is imagining it being read in the voice of a yugoslavian bart simpson
actually hearing it in yr head ups the lol quotient considerably
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:10 (twelve years ago) link
the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/5hGp5.jpg
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link
This actually is kind of a little like "chris, simpsons artist" if anyone's seen him?
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com/
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:58 (twelve years ago) link
Wait thats just his other drawings. Anyway: https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.165848826807082.38519.165754846816480&type=1
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:59 (twelve years ago) link
which simpsons episode was it that had eastern bloc itchy and scratchy
― dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (twelve years ago) link
lmbo whiney
xp 'krusty gets kancelled':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxYdj9dGcI
― known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 September 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link
hahaahha thank you merdeyeux. wish they'd show krusty's reaction too
― dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link
Brilliant. I think the first time I saw that, I replayed it about ten times.
― Chewshabadoo, Monday, 5 September 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link
Haha yeah Krusty's "what the hell was THAT!?" is gold.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?
def a something awful poster based on the follow list, not to mention tweeting style
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:03 (twelve years ago) link
btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
Let's see if I got this right:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw&feature=related
― Aimless, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
― ice cr?m, Monday, September 5, 2011 9:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
some of these guys are p funny i think!!
― max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
yeah totes
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
"what the hell was that?" needs to be my ringtone.
― M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
I like wolfpupy
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:08 (twelve years ago) link
yeah some of wolpupy's youtube videos are rad
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 September 2011 06:24 (twelve years ago) link
wolfpupy is the king of twitter imo
― science you guys (Clay), Monday, 12 September 2011 06:46 (twelve years ago) link
good plot twist today
― crutbeef (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link
weird, I thought DSZ was just the toothpaste for dinner guy
― Dan I., Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
thought it was implied a few times that it was a trans woman
― frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link
Whats the source of this rumor? I love da share zone and would like to learn about the drama
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:23 (five years ago) link
that tweet
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link
seems obvs drew toothpaste is the husband in question
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link
Fuck him
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5TtjkFp.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TjGrocery
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link
what on earth
― goole, Monday, 13 May 2019 20:05 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/I_AM_NIGEL
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link
what is up with correll b. i get a really bad feeling from this minor internet phenomenon.
― goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link
undiagnosed mental illness + niche viral fame
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link
I thought this was particularly special
Sadly, every one below the age of 45 is more interested in finding "Waldo" , than being "Well-to-do"— wint (@dril) September 7, 2019
― flappy bird, Sunday, 8 September 2019 05:48 (four years ago) link
not sure whose new account this is but they're off to a strong start
My ass is green, we all know this. It’s been green for some time now. Decades. And we all know I’ve had those wheelèd boots upon my feetsies, and how I glide down and up various hills and avenues, all throughout the district.— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019
I don’t think you realize who you’re fucking with. Do you think we can’t find you? Do you think we don’t have Viacom satellites over your house right now? If your ass is really green, which is highly doubtful, we’re going to see every little green cheek and every little dimple.— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
omg
the News, as you know it, has died... and from its ashes rises "TRUTHPOINT"streaming LIVE, wednesday at midnight (EST) , on https://t.co/r9fykA0xpy pic.twitter.com/I9UpgHYjnN— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019
― hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link
jhaha whaaaaat
― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link
perfect
― i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
dunno about this format but derek is funny in general
― ciderpress, Sunday, 13 October 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
are people actually mad about this? i've seen about 10 posts like 'if you are mad he's finally getting paid after 10 years of being funny for free i dunno what to tell you', which i agree with, but i can't imagine what dweebs actually think this is bad. not to mention this is a super late night adult swim thing on an app. they probably got like 500 bucks for it
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
im mad its a betrayal of the platform (twitter.com)
― lag∞n, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
I do think some of what makes Dril work is his opacity/mystique and can see how this representation of him might color the way people see his tweets moving forward. You don't have to watch it, though.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
your the ones who sold out not me— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019
― pplains, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
I may have been sold with "I'm going to send you back to kindergarten... IN A COFFIN."
good point from derek here. i agree there sell outs
fucking hate sell outs pic.twitter.com/gG3VpwREew— derek (@eedrk) October 13, 2019
― hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Sunday, 13 October 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
Feel like dril's power is in the medium but I'm thrilled he's gotten a show. Haven't read the book, worried it would ruin mystique - is it any good?
― flappy bird, Monday, 14 October 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
It’s pretty much literally just a collection of his tweets, so yes.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Monday, 14 October 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
truthpoint is fucking hilarious
― imago, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:01 (four years ago) link
WORLD GUINNESS BOOK OF EMOTIONS
who is this derek guy he's the best
also this is like if clickhole did hour-long on cinema episodes
― imago, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:04 (four years ago) link
derek does very funny videos on twitter
― lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:42 (four years ago) link
derek is the funniest human (gregg aside)
in the latest episode dril says something so funny he corpses for like a whole minute afterwards. he earnt that corpse
― imago, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link
anyway this series is getting better and better, surely some of you are watching it
― imago, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link
this was clearly the prototype
Most people don't even realize there's a government... pic.twitter.com/3X99cgl8G0— derek (@eedrk) February 20, 2019
― ciderpress, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link
yes, but his comic sharpness and quick wit in this format is astounding, he is a master improviser
― imago, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link
haven't watched the adult swim show yet but ya derek has been one of my favs on twitter for as long as i can remember
― flopson, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link
glad he's finally found some success/money
― flopson, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:10 (four years ago) link
it's probably like $55 and a coupon for burritos
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:53 (four years ago) link
I struggled through ten minutes of ep 2 and gave up
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 8 November 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link
sort of the wrong episode & gave up too fast
― imago, Friday, 8 November 2019 10:32 (four years ago) link
i watched about 75% of the first ep and wasn't super impressed but i'd check it out again
― Mordy, Friday, 8 November 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
^ Same.
I agree both are funny. I just don't know how much I can take of a guy screaming through a Dril mask.
― pplains, Friday, 8 November 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
The @godFriended_me person who went on to do the Mr Baseball saga and has been DwayneMedia for a year or so just switched to @QueensRonnie and it's pretty fun so far.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 23 November 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
the most committed bit on there
If you had three wishes ... pic.twitter.com/fIu69WjSHK— Eric Rahill (@eric_rahill) February 1, 2021
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 February 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link
I love Eric. He has so much wisdom to share!
― cajunsunday, Thursday, 11 February 2021 12:57 (three years ago) link
one thing id like to see more on twitter is posts that are "just for fun". like a guy who posts things just to have some laughs. i think its good to laugh sometimes— wint but Al (@dril_gpt2) July 4, 2022
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 10 July 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
🙏 pic.twitter.com/e7K0lf5V4V— Siddhant Adlakha (@SiddhantAdlakha) November 1, 2022
― Eric H., Tuesday, 1 November 2022 01:03 (one year ago) link