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hello friends.

i am v tired.

susan, just cut slivers!

after todays lovely retail experience, i am going to get stultifyingly drunk. and then i am going to crawl out of bed and do it all again tomorrow. uuuuuggggggghhh

aw, hang in there, man :-\

yuck, sorry you're working retail. I've been super-nice to every retail-worker I've run into lately. You definitely deserve it.

So you're done with school Tza? yay :)

This cake is made with two lbs of cream cheese, heavy whipping cream, crushed oreos and chocolate sauce. Nobody's just going to eat a sliver. . .

thx guys but by owning a store i kind of have to accept that i signed up for this, so you dont have to have too much sympathy really

oh holy shit i didn't even read what you just said about that cake WAU

ok i have started a fire in the fireplace that is splitting the difference between "raging" and "out of control" so things are getting better.

Well you deserve some sympathy for this being the craziest time of the year for your business and for losers smoking fruity blunts in your store.

I wish I had a fireplace. Though I won't discuss the total lack of usefulness for it here or you'll yell at me.

Happy almost holidays?

DUDE JOHN LET'S LIVEBLOG GETTING DRUNK TOGETHER IN DIFFERENT LOCALES

this should be goood

okay one thing I have learned already: don't pour JD in the dark, oops

;_; I think John is already drunk and making out with hot chix, whereas my hot chix is passed out on the couch from getting 6 hours of sleep over the past 2 days ;_;

what does your wife think about all this

well she just woke up and crawled into the sofabed I made for her so she's kind of not thinking about me

still, no makeouts ;_; ;_; ps I am never ever liveblogging my makeouts, you pervs ^_^

it would be a little tricky, i would think

OH CRAP I AM LATE TO THE LIVBLOGGONGONGONGGGINNNGG

get on to it, there's nothing good on tv tonight

also, john justen you might like this?

www.mattfurie.com

link dnf trying agane for u: http://www.mattfurie.com

lol internet retard me

Have John and Dan both passed out already? Their liveblogging is kind of weak now. (but the drinks are well deserved, I know)

Susan - it is CHRISTMAS, don't worry about the calories in the cheesecake. Santa will make them magically disappear.

I thought John wasn't coming back so I started playing WoW and forgot to get another drink. Oops.

I HAVE BEEN DRINKING FOR BOTH OF US

WINE

christmas last fm station

cider w/whiskey

BLACK LABEL

VICTORY

i need new font z=size rules for ilx so that victory could have been EVEN MORE CLAPSLOK

DAN BUY FALLOUT 3

u ded

Dan is in WoW land. We can't reach him now.

John, your earlier post isn't suggesting that you drank the last.fm Christmas station, is it? Not that I'm judging.

who knows?

wait, no.

merely evening suggestions for TOTAL VICTORY which of course i have and continue to achieve

off to stoke fire, perhaps nap by it, may return.

As long as you're not napping in it, it's all good.

Good night, fair ITR denizens. I need to get some sleep before tomorrow; I still have a bunch of wrapping to do and I have to get ready.

farewell you voice of reason!

What was all this about teh durnk?

Oh, just the usual holiday cheer, Ned.

Wait, did someone just call me a "voice of reason?" Whoa.

Dear ITR,

I wish you all a very merry Christmas!!! And may you all get to sleep in as late as you want to tomorrow. And there should be chocolate involved somewhere in here, too.

i am set for xmas:

3 x dvds
1 x enormous bar of hershey's symphony chocolate
2 x donuts for xmas day breakfast
1 x enormous tub of 'bear claw' ice cream (dark choc icecream with choc covered cashews and layers of caramel)

^^^ this is called GOOD PLANNING, people

I will be in HSTNGS tomorrow afternoon at my parent's house. There will definitely be chocolate, and also a big turkey dinner. And the kids' cousins will play with them, so I can pass out in front of the fire place.

Happy christmas all.

Merry Christmas all you wonderful people

Merry Christmas to you all!!! :)

(because you are all awesome and dear)

<3 <3 <3

Joyeux Nöel! Can't believe I am eating leftover cocktail shrimp at 9am.