itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (2025 of them)

can't spell maine w/o M-A-N iirc

zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Friday, 2 September 2011 14:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

can't be a Mainer without sticking yoru hand in the tree beast

Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 15:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

How is sushi not "manly"? You're eating fucking RAW* MEAT**!

DD's post made me think: you know what I think is manly? CBT - cock/ball torture. But no, I'm sure if prevalence of participation in CBT in a particular city were a factor, it would be in the faggoty girly crap "kryptonite" category.

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 15:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

*not always raw, but often

** fish is meat, FUIUD.

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 15:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

but maybe CBT is already a sub-category of "Salty Snacks"?

the tune is space, Friday, 2 September 2011 15:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

My ex-bf used to say - and he was being serious - that it took a real man to take it up the butt.

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

I recently read an article about gaining weight in the anus - I wonder if that can happen

Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

My ex-bf used to say - and he was being serious - that it took a /real/ man to take it up the butt.

Makes sense to me.

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

really it just takes a butt

max, Friday, 2 September 2011 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

Weird that your quoted text shows the italicized "real" with slashes.

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Maybe bc I'm using ZING!

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

maybe it takes a real man to slash the butt

Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh lord

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 September 2011 18:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Whoa.

I mean, I get what he was saying, and I've heard other sodomites say it: it takes a sense of security in your masculinity and some physical fortitude, but really, it's kind of a gay argument.

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 18:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

It takes a real man to zing the butt

Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Sadly I do not think being a power-bottom counts as a "manly occupation" in these rankings.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 2 September 2011 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's sad he was etc etc

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 19:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

it takes a man to be such a powerbuster powerbottom as to actually motivate out into the hallway during the power

did you c/p that randomly or what (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 19:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

"Do Real Men Wear Halloween Costumes?"

http://bit.ly/utOfEg

elmo argonaut, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Do real men suck cock?

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

AW: At the end of the day, we who are interested in men's wear are always in "costume" (well, most of us). Not everyone has perfectly-fitted, light-padded Cucinelli jackets, or high-watered Thom Browne suits. We are the ones who are always "vulnerable," having paid our dues 364 days of the year. We are always out of the comfort zone. What is more abnormal than looking (slightly) normal on a day of abnormality?

aaaaaghghhhhhctlkdhfalhfla<?<:K

elmo argonaut, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

that dude has a micropenis

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

itt blogs instruct you how to clench your butthole so tight your head will never not be stuck up it

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

i mean i kinda get that this article is just straight trolling, but still

elmo argonaut, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

man sometimes i want to punch everyone at esquire and i've never punched anyone

J0rdan S., Friday, 28 October 2011 19:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

Not wearing a Halloween costume during Halloween is actually the ultimate costume. (...) Last year, I took the risk and wore the "ultimate costume." Some girl asked me what I was, and I replied "the best dressed one here."

you do not understand halloween. kill yourself now.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

tbf that is a truly horrifying "costume"

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

tbf that is a truly horrifying "costume"person

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

if I don't wear a costume, I always tell ppl I'm dressed as a douchebag

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Austin Wong more liek Austin Wrong.

cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

his tone is national review online-esque and reminds me of religious anti-halloween types, except replace "god" with "self-involvement."

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Damn, dude, if you don't want to dress up for Halloween, don't dress up. You don't have to write an article to justify it.

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Like I bet that guy is just tiresome.

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Last year, I took the risk and wore the "ultimate costume." Some girl asked me what I was, and I replied "the desiccated husk of a man, forevermore devoid of joy and wonder"

elmo argonaut, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Another good one is to look the person in the eyes and deadpan "You're worst fucking nightmare." Although there could be some creepy gender dynamics there so use it wisely.

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also be certain to use the correct "your."

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

depending on intent, your first version was also correct

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Breaking news: A pretentious douchebag was murdered at a Halloween party tonight..."

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

I was going to say, more like if I'm ever at a party with someone who says that I'm going to "spill" a drink on them.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

follow up with "now you can say you are dressed as a wet blanket"

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Clever!

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

I never wear a costume but I never try to be clever about it either except for that one time when I quoted Wednesday from Addams Family

Muammar for the road (Michael White), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Straight Talk: A New Breed of Fashion Bloggers

here are some male fashion bloggers who can tell you how to dress nice but not get all faggy about it (honestly, they are totally macho and tough, you bet. yup.)

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

did this already get linked

http://www.gq.com/style/profiles/201112/menswear-street-style-oral-history?printable=true¤tPage=3

basically you should read the first bit of that so you "get" the joke and then read this

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/12/An-Oral-History-of-the-Time-We-Read-emGQems-Oral-History-of-Menswear-Blogging

max, Friday, 13 January 2012 15:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

Good job Justin Bishop gives us a heads-up on his heavy sarcasm.

ledge, Friday, 13 January 2012 15:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm a lady, and maybe this is upthread, but I find The Art of Manliness pretty interesting sometimes.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like that the nytimes article elmo linked justifies my belief that these guys have the most boring tastes outside of fashion, and that says something about their tastes in that realm.

mh, Friday, 13 January 2012 16:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Hi I would like some clothes that smell like stuffy old rooms full of leather or whale fat and the patriarchy, please"

mh, Friday, 13 January 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

the only blogger i care about in that article is mister mort tbh

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

mostly because he's not really "fashion" i guess? at least not at all in the others are

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:44 (1 year ago) Permalink


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.