mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

I'm still none the wiser as to waht is genealogy mafia.

I'm going Uptown and Downtown momentarily, it's much warmer than it was, but first a little lunch so I don't pig out on the road.

"genealogy mafia" = "something that gets created when Sara misreads one of your posts"

OIC> We'll miss you and Joei when drinking later this week!

Likewise (only when I say "later this week" I mean "tonight" ^_^)

"genealogy mafia" = "something that gets created when Sara decides to make up new organizations that should exist if they don't"

Can I start drinking now, plz?

NO

^^^ v.v. mean

Wow, Christmas makes John MEAN.

as long as i am at work, no one drinks

to give you all an idea of my mood, the last set of customers i had were a mom and her 15 year old daughter, who told me to "go fuck myself" when i asked her if she could put out her grape-scented blunt while she was in the store.

sara - a blunt is a kind of cigar, often used as a marijuana cigarette.

It's good to know that the same spirit of Christmas is embodied in shoppers every year.

(More seriously, UGH, how did you not punch them? Also, I'm boggling over anyone smoking *anything* that is grape-scented. WTF)

I have made a huge mistake in starting to read Charlotte's Web out loud to J. We're getting to the end, and it is REALLY getting to me.

Sara I am now going to eat SOME PIG in salami form perhaps.

Oh, and BONUS ran into Matos in Macy's.

okay, suzy, you make me lol, so THANX

Hey guys. I've been cooking and cleaning non-stop since Friday. Just finished a cheesecake and am going to have a glass of wine and a bite before collapsing.

Tomorrow I'm off to the in-laws and then rushing back home before my family descends like locusts on Thursday.

I hope you're all well and FINISHED WITH SCHOOL

:)

Susan, good luck with all that holiday-ing! I hope you can relax and enjoy a bit. (Glass of wine can't hurt, right?)

My in-laws won't be here until the 28, so I have a bit of time before I panic about the house.

Anyway, travel safely, Susan, and merry Christmas!!!

Holy F'in shit. . .I was just looking at the recipe of the cheesecake I made. Calories per serving: 754

I cannot in good conscience serve this. Jesus. I should have noticed that first.

Ya'll have a good holiday too. Pls stay warm mlps. I worry about you getting buried beneath snow or something.

hello friends.

i am v tired.

susan, just cut slivers!

after todays lovely retail experience, i am going to get stultifyingly drunk. and then i am going to crawl out of bed and do it all again tomorrow. uuuuuggggggghhh

aw, hang in there, man :-\

yuck, sorry you're working retail. I've been super-nice to every retail-worker I've run into lately. You definitely deserve it.

So you're done with school Tza? yay :)

This cake is made with two lbs of cream cheese, heavy whipping cream, crushed oreos and chocolate sauce. Nobody's just going to eat a sliver. . .

thx guys but by owning a store i kind of have to accept that i signed up for this, so you dont have to have too much sympathy really

oh holy shit i didn't even read what you just said about that cake WAU

ok i have started a fire in the fireplace that is splitting the difference between "raging" and "out of control" so things are getting better.

Well you deserve some sympathy for this being the craziest time of the year for your business and for losers smoking fruity blunts in your store.

I wish I had a fireplace. Though I won't discuss the total lack of usefulness for it here or you'll yell at me.

Happy almost holidays?

DUDE JOHN LET'S LIVEBLOG GETTING DRUNK TOGETHER IN DIFFERENT LOCALES

this should be goood

okay one thing I have learned already: don't pour JD in the dark, oops

;_; I think John is already drunk and making out with hot chix, whereas my hot chix is passed out on the couch from getting 6 hours of sleep over the past 2 days ;_;

what does your wife think about all this

well she just woke up and crawled into the sofabed I made for her so she's kind of not thinking about me

still, no makeouts ;_; ;_; ps I am never ever liveblogging my makeouts, you pervs ^_^

it would be a little tricky, i would think

OH CRAP I AM LATE TO THE LIVBLOGGONGONGONGGGINNNGG

get on to it, there's nothing good on tv tonight

also, john justen you might like this?

www.mattfurie.com

link dnf trying agane for u: http://www.mattfurie.com

lol internet retard me

Have John and Dan both passed out already? Their liveblogging is kind of weak now. (but the drinks are well deserved, I know)

Susan - it is CHRISTMAS, don't worry about the calories in the cheesecake. Santa will make them magically disappear.

I thought John wasn't coming back so I started playing WoW and forgot to get another drink. Oops.

I HAVE BEEN DRINKING FOR BOTH OF US

WINE

christmas last fm station

cider w/whiskey

BLACK LABEL

VICTORY

i need new font z=size rules for ilx so that victory could have been EVEN MORE CLAPSLOK