just fresh, untapped material, this
― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link
Disclaimer: Everything said in these songs is a joke. For instance, we do not actually want Mel Gibson to die.
wait, why?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link
they'd have to rewrite too much material
― iatee, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link
this isn't really racist tho, I mean potentially racist against jews
― iatee, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link
i've got nothing
― Mordy, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link
and goys I guess
― iatee, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
As Kosher as They Wanna Be was the duo's only successful and popular album, and afterward, 2 Live Jews slipped into obscurity. Yet they made Fiddling With Tradition in 1991, a hip-hop reworking of the 1964 musical Fiddler on the Roof. Fiddling got only minor attention and was not a successful novelty album. 2 Live Jews went on to create Disco Jews in 1994 and Christmas Jews in 1998, before quitting.
In 2005, Moisha and Irving released their greatest hits album, The Worst of 2 Live Jews...the Best of the Shticks.
― buzza, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
its depressing as somalian famine to me that the 2 Live Jews can release like 4 albums and these fucksticks can get together like NO, CLEARLY THERE IS MORE THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE WITH THIS
― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
lol buzza beat me
yeah this isn't racist, just dumb
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
"snoop synagoggy gogg" is so dumb it is making me giggle.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:09 (twelve years ago) link
Earth Dye (u s steel) wrote this on thread music purchases you made years ago that horrify you now on board I Love Music on Mar 12, 2010
2 Live Jews is great....
― buzza, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link
jewess steel
http://clevelandjewishradio.tripod.com/hattitude.html
i wish i could find a copy of this to post for all of you. all the music iirc is from the low end theory
― Mordy, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
Fiddling got only minor attention and was not a successful novelty album.
can't even imagine how low the bar is set to be an unsuccessful novelty album
― I DIED, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 06:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/Songs-Fart-Lovers-Yoopers/dp/B0001FGBCA
― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 06:41 (twelve years ago) link
Ok so the WWE have started calling babyface Sheamus 'Great White Sheamus'* to fued angry black man Mark Henry. It is about as awkward as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8
*because he is really pale, and I guess it kind of sounds like Great White Shark
― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
he is very pale tbf
― Juata Man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
xx-post
5.0 out of 5 stars I Laffed so hard I tink I sitt myself, October 13, 2005By Yooperman - See all my reviewsThis review is from: Songs for Fart Lovers (Audio CD)Dis iz da funniest fing I have ever heard in years, & I can really relate to dis cuz I love blowin' gas, & I even blow farts whilst listenin' to dis. Tunes such as "Chubby Club", "You're My Favorite Turd", "Pucker & Smell", "Squishy Underwear", "I'm a Lonely Toilet", "A Fart Can Be a Friend", "Diarrhea '03" & sketches such as "Carl Needs a new Rod" (If you fard near a blind person at a bait shop, you'll get da joke) & "Duel at Del Santo's" (very remeniscent of da famous late-'40's UK gem, "The Farting Contest") are so funny dat I laffed so hard I tink I sitt myself!!I've been a Yooper fan since high school & dis a great addition to my collection!
O_O
― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
My grandparents had a few Yoopers records, but I had no idea they did brown material. : \
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
The Thriller poll reminded me of this scene from David Lee Roth's ''Just A Gigolo'' video.
It's definitely one of those moments that didn't seem so bad at the time, but now in 2011 is making me go "wait a goddam minute."
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
Man, OTM. How did I never pick up on that?!
It's especially awful considering how like, 12 months earlier, MJ's label had to essentially threaten to pull their entire catalog unless MTV played a black artist. Bad look, Dave.
― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsC7oEjCHAM
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
name instances in which the "it's okay to make racist jokes if we just go after everybody equally" tactic has been pulled off successfully.
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
South Park?
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Good grief, man.
I remember all the zany skits with the old people walking funny and the guy going "Fuggidaboutit, Dave!", but that's something else.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
I mean not sure I'd consider that one 100% successful, but that seems to have been thier frequent defense over the years.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
WHOA NO, THE CUTTLEFISH IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF MY ASSHOOOOO
― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
Don Rickles, obv
― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
'All white and … kinda cool'Midshipmen storm chasers fly into hurricane
― esteenban HOOTez (kkvgz), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
is there a rolling "is this racist?" thread NSFW edition
or can we generally assume that a vast majority of interracial porn is racist and save me the trouble of posting links
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
Cream of Wheat dude seemed pretty chill.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
cream of wheat dude is not a porn thing.
― notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
oh? Let me just pull that clip up here at work and see what happens.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
wait don't do that
― notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
once, when i was very high, i wandered into a supermarket and asked if aunt jemima and uncle ben were married, and whose aunt and uncle they were, anyway. it was an armenian supermarket, and nobody knew.
Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure that Healthy Choice's "Asian-styled" dinners are called that only because they include rice.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
Meh, they're 'Asian inspired'. All their food is 'inspired' by real food and then blandized.
― like preggers, it's all in there (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
Frozen chicken in a tub: Green labelFrozen chicken in a tub with rice: Orange Asian Inspired!
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
Pro tip: California, Cambodia and Vietnamese rice crops of spring/summer 2011 are extremely high in yield and even higher in quality. If you're into jasmine, stock up.
― notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link
Frozen chicken in a tub w/pasta: Tuscan!
― like preggers, it's all in there (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
remy I thought california grew cal rose primarily?
― dayo, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
It does, D. I meant that all rice was very available and good, and especially jasmine (because I like it). Prices are pretty wild, though –– a 50 lb. now costs something like $12- 15 dollars more a bag, on average, than a year ago. And with a good crop!?
― notorious ilx wet noodle (remy bean), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link
inflation, man
been looking for broken rice, but not sure where to look
― dayo, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
just drop some regular rice on the floor
― max, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqttybc6KO1qdya4eo1_500.jpg
― max, Thursday, 1 September 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqm0grQbnm1r100hvo1_500.jpg
― hello I love you but I've chosen darkness my old friend (Edward III), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
i loled
― (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/5837054/http://deadspin.com/5837054/http://deadspin.com/5837054/http://deadspin.com/5837054/http://deadspin.com/5837054/http://deadspin.com/5837054/
― (gr8080), Friday, 2 September 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbcgo1ZkyI
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link