101 reasons why punk sucks

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Is that aimed at me?

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link

It's aimed at society!

the next grozart, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes. It's uncool to protest now for young people. Punk and anarchy are for the Dads.


Why is this? Is this because kids have been entirely disenfranchised from anything that's come before (by capitalism's instinct to never repeat in order to always generate more product and thus more markets [obv. capitalism allows, loves even, repetetion with variance on a physical level, because it is cheap manufacturing])? Have they seen their dads talk about revolution from their Mondeos once to often and thought "where the fuck did it get you?"

I need to read Stelfox's article now.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:49 (sixteen years ago) link

1. Is it arguable that today we have a more fragmented society...that makes targets less easy to attack/rebel against

2. rebellion itself is co-opted. and capitalism can benefit from visceral/cultural rebellion as it is not a structural threat to capitalism itself. if it can be bought, repackaged, sold as well, then so much the better. and diy aesthetic isnt opposed to capitalism, it is encouraged. you dont necessarily need to 'sell out', in fact its better if you dont! that way can be co-opted

3. apathy/cynicism. kind of realisation of above

4. many cultural 'battles' merely that, debate of such issues keeps political engine running without disrupting the business of capitalism

5. punks aesthetic never a rebellion against the liberal/capitalist project, but against traditionalist society. punk as vanguard entrepenurial capitalism aesthetic, attack on moralism that inhibits capitalism

frankie driscoll, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link

That's what I'm looking for. Point 5 is terrific.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe it's because the Punks won in the end. As above, Punk is now so integral to modern culture that in a strange way it has taken over. But no we don't live in an anarchist state or are even close to the ideologies of Punk. Instead now it's just fine for people to go round with piercings and tattoos and not be considered anti-social. It's a shame how a lot of vast poiltical movements can be accepted so wholeheartedly into a capitalist society.

To derail just slightly but to make a point, take women's lib. The idea was that women would have the right and choice to vote and work. They fought long and hard to achieve this. It made sense - why shouldn't women be allowed to work in the same jobs as men? But these days women DON'T have a choice to work, rather they HAVE to work because it has become the norm. And so now rather than a family surviving on a single income and a full-time parent at home bringing up the children, families sturggle to get by with two overworked parents. If anything this altruistic movement has rebounded by being so accepted.

Going back to pop culture. The hippie movement was run by future yuppies. The Punks of yesterday are now media moguls and fashion designers. They are talking heads on TV shows. They're everywhere, ubiquitous. But they're either not talking about Punk Politics any more (Henry Rollins, Ben Elton), become disgustingly dire and preachy (Bob Geldof, Bono), or they've become cartoon characters (Johnny Rotten).

Young people who protest are mocked by their peers. They come off as uncool flakes who are too busy hiding up trees and eating lentils to relax and have a good time. There is no status in looking at the world through idealistic eyes any more. Nobody has wild hippie orgies any more. Only speccy twots get in moshpits these days. It's just not cool any more. What is cool is driving a bimmer with your sunglasses pushed up on your head and drinking Moet with six nubile models squirming around in the back seat. Why get your hands dirty when you could be living for the moment?

Arguably it could be said that TV programmes like the Young Ones (written by punks but taking the piss out of them at the same time) could have been the nail in the coffin. They became their own worst enemies without knowing it. And this is being reflected in the original post. People under a certain age are sick of their predecessors harping on and on about a revolution that never happened. About how music could be made in a garage on a broken guitar and a drumkit with a hole through it. It's been done before.

the next grozart, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Hooray!

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.altmanphoto.com/Yeah.jpeg

the next grozart, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:46 (sixteen years ago) link

are you intimating Lex/Cis/Swygart are representitive of their "generation"? cos i am about the same age and have met plenty of young folk still, to varying degrees, have some degree of veneration for the ideals of punk. though uk '77 seems to have been claimed by "indie" folks, whilst the hardcore kids don't actually really consider it punk!

acrobat, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I have no idea how representative they are - they're the first three early 20something critics who sprang to mind (and who I admire).

Remember though that I'm talking about critics, who often aren't representative of anything much.

Groke, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link

You are making 'punk' sound like there was a big meeting sometime in 1976 and everybodt agreed an agenda.

It was never as coherent as that and soon fragmented into thousands of pieces - often contradictory.

To castigate such a loose rag-bag of a genre for not overthrowing capitalism misses the point - indeed one of the more common memes was a rejection of the 60s counter-culture claims of peace and love were not to be trusted.

To move more specifically to the music. Yeah a lot of it sounds lame - but recognising that pop music could be a transatory thrill is probably the best legacy. Music in the mid 70s was often thought of as mature and destined to be something that would have a long life - a typical dismisal of bubblegum pop was that, unlike (say) Mike Oldfield, it wouldn't stand the test of time.

The 'test of time' wasn't a common claim for a lot of punk, its suprising that some of it (Buzzcocks, Wire, Adverts) actually still sounds so good to many people.

As for 'punk' in the last 10 years, well I don't like it much, and don't get the point of it so I find it hard to defend. Not sure the problem is that they have hijacked the definition of punk into something less interesting and much narrower or that its just that the bands are all rubbish.

Sandy Blair, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Often?!

X-post.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:17 (sixteen years ago) link

They're not early 20somethings any more.
xxpost

the next grozart, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:17 (sixteen years ago) link

They're all under 25, no?

(HI DERE Lex Cis and WBS)

Groke, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:18 (sixteen years ago) link

they're no Rod, Jane & Freddy.

blueski, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:19 (sixteen years ago) link

My ten favourite punk records of 1977:

1. Ornette Coleman - Dancing In Your Head
2. David Bowie - Low
3. Kraftwerk - Trans-Europe Express
4. Culture - Two Sevens Clash
5. Brian Eno - Before And After Science
6. Wire - Pink Flag
7. Isipingo - Family Affair
8. Anthony Braxton - The Montreux/Berlin Concerts
9. John Martyn - One World
10. Fleetwood Mac - Rumours

That's punk as I know and understand it.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:24 (sixteen years ago) link

but you are suggesting young critics today and then giving those three as an example seems odd. i guess if you threw a cat into the nme office it would run into someone for wh0om an idea of punk, possibly nothing more than "oh yeh man revolution", would mean something. people are still being brought up being told band x is the new punk rock, maybe it means less. grime was the new punk rock wasn't it? i don't know. the thing that makes those three bad examples is that they come from the ilx world, they have been involved in the kid of discourse that reflects on the usefulness of ideas such as punk.

woops i have mis-interpereted what you meant. ah well. i think "punk" the "event" in some senses shrunk in significance a little but then indie writers particuarly seem imo to be in a mindset atm which is not paticuarly backward looking. the music maybe be retrogressive but it doesn't seem like the past itself is being venerated much.

acrobat, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Only what sells is venerated.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:39 (sixteen years ago) link

no has noticed Maximo Park are the new Inspiral Carpets. they may never write a song as good as "She Comes in the Fall" thou.

acrobat, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Well I don't know any NME writers so I didn't want to generalise about them. The impression I get though is in line with yr second para - punk is something obviously cool but not really important, it just happens to align a bit with what they enjoy about now.

There's a definite sense of conviction and belief in the NME's support of the stuff it likes, which there really really wasn't during previous punk 'revivals' and 77 lookbacks, much though we all enjoy S*M*A*S*H now I'm sure.

Groke, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:44 (sixteen years ago) link

there's at once more and less at stake now.

acrobat, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:45 (sixteen years ago) link

only what sells is venerated

velvet underground to thread

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link

The VU "sold" Lou Reed, Andy Warhol, Goodyear tyres, sunglasses, the romantic junkie boho artist loft myth, records for current bands, etcetera, just not their own records.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Thank you for your tedious, simplistic generalities about 3 decades of music made by countless diverse people all of the world, who as noted above, did not get together and have a meeting where they decided this is what "punk" will mean. Using the word "situationist" and mentioning Debord is not enough to make your theory coherent. As for your critique that it is all "boring" and "unsubtle," what do you like Scik?

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Thank you for being kneejerkingly reactionary about it.

I'm not trying to start a discussion about punk, punkrock, hardcore, postpunk, etcetera, etcetera, as a loose genre of musics made around the world by disparite entities focused on a DIY aesthetic and loud guitars amongst other things, etcetera, etcetera, or whatever. I am talking about the notion of "punk" as adopted and expressed and used as a signifier by the mainstream (British, essentially, what with me being British) media.

On an aesthetic musical level I don't like what that usage of the term "punk" represents, whether it be The Sex Pistols or Green Day or Avril Lavigne. I do like, as mentioned, Talking Heads, Wire, Fugazi, blah blah. And I was also not positing a theory either; I was requesting theories, which we got.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:21 (sixteen years ago) link

We did this already:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=55719

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link

YEAH!

the next grozart, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link

And this year, too! I think I thought that was in the Sandbox.

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh there's probably countless other threads doing exactly the same! This one is great though because it has been fun and stimulating TODAY!

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I just feel like talking about that one bit on Stay Hungry when David Byrne screams "I FEEL LIKE SITTING DOOOOOWWWWWWWWWNNNN!" now. Dunno why, except that it's brilliant.

the next grozart, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I meant "New Feeling" not "Stay Hungry"

the next grozart, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:48 (sixteen years ago) link

what was the last major pop-cult / counter cult movement? that pre 9/11 moment when post rock, no logo and actual riots seemed to, impressionable 17 years olds, all be part of the same thing?

acrobat, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link

9/11 may have been the crux really. Suddenly everyone's like "Oh well, we're fucked now and we know we can''t do owt about it".

the next grozart, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

9/11? What's that got to do with anything?

Tom D., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd say that the strokes were important on one level. i think post 9/11 a lot of the counter cultural energy was channeled into stop the war stuff but that never seemed cool, no "modern", "hip" bands really spoke out, it was 90s and 80s people who spoke out. remember jack white's "i'm just a musician" quote?

acrobat, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh there's probably countless other threads doing exactly the same! This one is great though because it has been fun and stimulating TODAY!

-- Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:38 AM (52 minutes ago)


well then let's summarize how they all end up:

guy #1: punk is 3 chord idiocy, and doesn't deserve the props it gets
guy #2: punk is diverse look at bands x,y, and z
guy #1: band x is punk, but band y and z aren't
guy #2: yes they are
guy #1: no they're not
guy #2: yes they are
guy #1: no they're not
guy #2: yes they are
guy #1: no they're not
[image flood]

Edward III, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link

(except for that beales thread, that thing is in a league of its own)

Edward III, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

a '101 reasons why Pink sucks' thread would be better.

blueski, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

who needs punk when you can listen to embrace?

artdamages, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

alternate ending

guy #1: punk is 3 chord idiocy, and doesn't deserve the props it gets
guy #2: punk is diverse look at bands x, y, and z
guy #1: band x is punk, but band y and z aren't
guy #2: yes they are
guy #1: no they're not
guy #2: yes they are
guy #1: no they're not
guy #2: paul edward wagemann
guy #1: no they're not
guy #2: paul edward wagemann
guy #1: no they're not
guy #2: PAUL EDWARD WAGEMANN

Edward III, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

9/11 may have been the crux really. Suddenly everyone's like "Oh well, we're fucked now and we know we can''t do owt about it".

-- the next grozart, Thursday, April 19, 2007 12:08 AM (16 minutes ago)

yeah before you mentioned this everyone had been forgeting about 9/11

artdamages, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

The real problem with our generation is not that rebellion has been co-opted, it's that we can't separate aesthetic-based rebellion from other kinds of rebellion so we fall for the bullshit line that all rebellion has been coopted. If I were to imbue capitalism with motives, I would say it WANTS you to feel like your rebellion has been coopted so you throw your hands up and join the party.

It's arguable that music, art, clothing etc. can never again be rebellious (though there will always be aesthetics popping up that are at least temporarily shocking). But one's ability to refuse, resist etc. can never be coopted, so long as one is willing to differentiate between resisting and being "cool."

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link

However, grime.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean the problem is that we can't let go of the idea that rebelling has something to do with the t-shirt you wear and the CDs you buy, that political resistance should come with fashion and sex-appeal. This was ALWAYS a capitalist idea, it just took a couple of decades for most people to realize it.

Meanwhile people are busy rebelling in all kinds of ways that have nothing to do with what body part they pierce.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

For example, the grime movement.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

i think the problem with our generation is there is no public forums to discuss our problems.

artdamages, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Do I post that we're too busy talking shit about it online to be OUT RIOTING or is that predictable?

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Neil Fontaine, Terry Winters and The Mechanic to thread.

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link

If we take Punk as a category that gets filled in, it could be argued that the current mainstream embodiment of Punk is Emo. Is Emo a particularly rebellious form of music? Yes and no I suppose. It's rebellious because:

Parents don't understand it
There's a lot of self-loathing involved (self harm/anorexia)
The kids wear daft clothes

It's not rebellious because:

It hasn't really got a political agenda, unlike most other forms of Punk
At least they're beating themselves up and not the po-lice
The kids wear daft clothes, but this has to be the first time I've seen middle-class well brought up under 16s with lip-piercings, ear tubes, tattoos, expensive clothes and where their parents seem fine with all that.

the next grozart, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I like it.

DustinR, Friday, 16 November 2007 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

punk was once an answer to years of crap a way of saying no when we'd always said yep

scott seward, Friday, 16 November 2007 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Old punks are starting to become part of the political and media establishment in just the same way as the Baby Boomers have been, and I find their lording it over of popular culture really fucking annoying

ok by this logic the Smiths fans should just be creeping up on us.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=91275&rendTypeId=4

oh shit

Thomas, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Punk sucks because we WANT you to hate us! NYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link

(psyche. I don't care much for anything outside of the Ramones, but I was channeling someone whose voice needed to be heard)

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link

This thread blew. He1ge50n was pretty alright.

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link

people thing modern country is some sort of vast wasteland, except all the dudes actually discussing it on the rolling country thread or my friend nate who just made me a mix CD of a bunch of good modern (not alt) country doodz that's actually really great

I'm interested in this^^^
What was on it? Apart from one or two select tracks by Brad Paisley and the Dixie Chicks I've had a rough time breaking away from all the old outlaw stuff and into what's currently going on. Where should I look? (that is if you come back around this thread's way, M@tt)

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I am really, really, really bored by most punk rock these days.
I was way into punk in high school, but now so much of it sounds the same, the politics are bland and unconvincing, and the whole thing seems like a lame pose. Also, it's too fast most of the time. And recorded poorly.

ian, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Most punk is dull and drunk and thuddy. I prefer taut and sinewy and volatile.

There's so much great punk stuff that fits both these bills, new and old. And both can be done badly or, er.... radly. Overall, the points about dismissing shit according to genre pretty much sum things up.

gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost Rabies/Matt..... I've also been curious about which new country stuff is great. I live in the UK, but it seems that many people who consider themselves country fans need to add a disclaimer about '....but none of this slick new stuff etc.'. It seems like one of the most (presumably unfairly) maligned musics out there. Which typically means there's load of great stuff going unnoticed!

gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link

wrt new country stuff...most of my experience w/it is from a good friend of mine that only listens to country and he really keeps track of stuff, he doesn't really like "alt country" at all, so it's mostly mid to low level new country dudes from the south....here's the tracklist of a mix he made for me that i really enjoyed, might give you some stuff to seek out (obv a few you've probably heard of but most probably not)

Longfall - Lost Trailers
Out of Here Tonight Great Divide
Jar of Clay - Pinmonkey
Another Six Pack Under - Rick Trevino
Georgia Hard - Robbie Fulks
Hair of the Dog - Shooter Jennings
10 Years Pass - Sunny Sweeney
18 Wheels - Fred Eaglesmith
Empty Seat Behind Me - Chris Wall & Reckless Kelly
30 Years Crazy - Cisco & the Reasons Why
Houston - Doug Moreland
Showman's Life - Buddy Miller
Devil Behind the Wheel - Chris Knight
Really Never Loved Her Anyway - Trent Summar
I Hung My Head - Blue Highway
Vegas - Two Tons of Steel
Calling All Cars - Mike McClure
Different Today - Hacienda Brothers
State Line - Cooder Graw
Whiskey Wings - Dean Miller
Low Down - Hank Williams III

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

30 Years Crazy - Cisco & the Reasons Why

this song is so fucking great i love it.

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

And recorded poorly.

that's pretty harsh coming from a siltbreeze fan!

Edward III, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I stumbled across some thrashy punk record label from arizona on myspace recently and friended them. it's fun, like finding a stegosaurus in your rose bush.

Edward III, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha, I was reading the titles/artits backwards and I thought there was a Jars Of Clay song on there. M@tt, thanks, this should be awesome. I'm not really into alt-country either, so possibly his tastes and mine are somewhat aligned.

I am really, really, really bored by most punk rock these days.
I was way into punk in high school, but now so much of it sounds the same, the politics are bland and unconvincing, and the whole thing seems like a lame pose. Also, it's too fast most of the time. And recorded poorly.

-- ian, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 14:00 (2 hours ago) Link

I can't stomach most of the political soapboxing in punk so I avoid that stuff. There's a ton where that's completely non-existent so it's not an issue. I guess if you don't care for the fidelity that can be a problem, it's pretty much an intentional aesthetic a lot of the time... unless you're Turbo Negro (these days) or the Black Halos or something. And if you can distance yourself, which is pretty impossible sometimes, the lame pose is part of the appeal, part of the charm.

I went through a similar trial, I got into punk initially in high school (lol punk-o-rama), and like a lot of people I became disillusioned. You know, the big mistake of trying to take 19-year-old Ian MacKaye seriously, and, for me, getting out of my town of 4,000 and meeting "punks" did not help. It really took some years, and it took discovering some new bands (and bands that were new to me) to get back into it. Basically it was finding Killed By Death comps and termbo, and some of the weirder-flavored bands that sparked it again for me.

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

that should read, "titles/artists"

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

reason numba' one-oh-one: sid vicous's mum

t**t, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

punk's DIY philosophy = classic
punk rock = meh (for the most part)
punks = super duper dud

rockapads, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Is rave now becoming part of the political and media establishment?

Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

it? It is.

how's life, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

thanks punk rock you did a good job and often still do

l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

good posts in this thread, matt :)

flopson, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link


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