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The nature of the Thing:

It has a heart-attack when it's hiding in Norris's body.
It is stoned when it's hiding in Palmer's body, and in fact says "You've got to be fucking kidding"

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

what kind of name is Windows anyway?

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

I am still a bit perplexed as to why that scientific research station in the antarctic had so many machine guns knocking around. Is this usual?

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

war with Norway iirc

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

who gets into the blood cupboard? copper and garry are both proven non-things, judging by subsequent events

OK, so Bennings and Windows are in the storage room, and Bennings tells Windows to go get the keys from Garry. Windows leaves, comes back in, finds Bennings being assimilated, and you can hear the keys fall to the floor. From that point on, it's chaos, and the keys are unaccounted for. But here's the important thing (lol) -- while all this is going on, Blair is missing, and when they're burning the bodies from the Norwegian camp along with Bennings' remains, they notice he's missing. Blair was probably already a Thing, got the keys when Windows dropped them, destroyed the blood supply knowing that Copper or Fuchs would think of the serum test, then either returned them to where they were dropped or slipped them into Garry's room.

Ad hom . . . in em's cock? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

aha YES! though actually bennTHINGs could also have them and pass them to A.N.OTHERTHING when off-camera -- or just split, unless things only split when under attack?

we have always been at war with norway

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

also: conservation of mass is way more of an issue here than machine guns

"is this usual?" <-- it is an unusual situation all round really

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

I saw the trailer for the Thing remake/reboot the other day and all I could think of was mark s on this thread -- it remains one of my favorite things from ile.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

"is this usual?" <-- it is an unusual situation all round really

oh sure, but fantasy-horror only works if the inrusion of the bizarre and grotesque is the only thing marking things out as an otherwise normal situation.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

the antarctic is only a "normal" situation in quite an extreme sense: i'm not startled by the idea that a US base, even a research base, has a small stock of weaponry

a: the antarctic treaty has always a fragile affair and military activity is not beyond the imagination
b: if this is US territory, then the right to bear arms applies!

i don't actually remember any machine-guns, as opposed to rifles, and isn't the flame-thrower souped up from items to hand?

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

i believe guns are pretty standard in the antarctic - you might need them for wolves, bears, psychotic penguins, etc

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

wolves and bears ?!

ledge, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

if they got lost

Number None, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

packs of feral huskies descended from countless polar expeditions

ledge, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

mutant experimental bears and wolves introduced by the evil norwegians

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://withfriendship.com/images/i/44827/at-the-mountains-of-madness-is.jpg

^^êveryone who goes to the antarctic has read this, why be unprepared?

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

that was at the north pole tho xpost

Number None, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

the events pullman described were north, but the bears are from svalbard which is in norway, so why wouldn't evil norwegian scientists bring them south also?

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

well OK, killer microscopic invertebrates

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

Guns would kill them for sure

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

i: obv you need guns in case someone goes mental
ii: everyone who goes to the antarctic MUST already be a mental

QED

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

it's like i'm the only one that understands the meaning of the word normal

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

to anyone who adores this film, i highly recommend this book:
http://www.calamaripress.com/images/Snowmen_cover.JPG

sold my soul to satin (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Yeah, there are no machine guns in this movie. And most of these dudes seem the type of cats to carry weapons regardless of location.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

Did "Alien" start the whole team of characters being called by a single name thing (Ripley, Macready, etc) or is there a war movie precedent I'm not thinking of?

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

MASH is pretty single-name isn't it?

many of the characters take their names directly from the john w. campbell original: copper, blair, norris, macready, commander garry -- so it's already pretty single-name, and the all-maleness presumably amplifies this; there's a military tinge to it even though the film's camp isn't military

alien is slightly diff -- and at the time more startling -- bcz women get militarised

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

good god, i had never known this aspect of campbell's life:

His mother, Dorothy (née Strahern) was warm but changeable of character and had an identical twin who visited them often and who disliked young John. John was unable to tell them apart and was frequently coldly rebuffed by the person he took to be his mother.[3]

!!!!!!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

omg that is what this film is entirely about!

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

this changes everything

ledge, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, how completely insane is that.

(was searching wiki cause i thought i remembered campbell having been in the military (hence the slightly military tone of Who Goes There) but no)

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

except "penetrated with slimy tendrils" instead of "coldly rebuffed"

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

oh wow

xp

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

dunno ... MASH is fairly two-name, characters with nicknames, titles (Hawkeye Pierce, Hotlips Houlihan, Father Mulcahy, etc)

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

As Sam Moskowitz has written about Campbell in his early critical study of science-fiction writers, "From the memories of his childhood he drew the most fearsome agony of the past: the doubts, the fears, the shock, and the frustration of repeatedly discovering that the woman who looked so much like his mother was not who she seemed."

hope this moskowitz guy wasn't pulling our leg

ledge, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

i just remembered everyone saying "hotlips, hawkeye, radar" etc, but yes, we were aware of titles and non-nickname surnames, so poor guess on my part

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

Sgt. Bilko

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

... tho he was called Ernie occasionally.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

So, yeah, war movies basically.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

"Where Eagles Dare" has a one-name-only cast but "Dirty dozen" has first names, ranks, etc

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ssiWgTA1qk

dell (del), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

...and a mere 9 years later: i recently obtained and read the Anne Billson book mentioned by mark s when opening this thread...

(It is, as he said, very readable)

Snowy Mann, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

I saw the trailer for the Thing remake/reboot the other day and all I could think of was mark s on this thread -- it remains one of my favorite things from ile.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 8:21 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

same!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

As Sam Moskowitz has written about Campbell in his early critical study of science-fiction writers, "From the memories of his childhood he drew the most fearsome agony of the past: the doubts, the fears, the shock, and the frustration of repeatedly discovering that the woman who looked so much like his mother was not who she seemed."

amazing anecdote if true

the doubts, the fears, the shock, and the frustration of repeatedly discovering that the woman who looked so much like his mother was primarily composed of chitin and radioactive mucus

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.tylerham.com/pics/thing1.jpg

^want

mark s, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

One thing I noticed is when PalmerThing's blood hits the floor, it's right next to a stack of puzzle boxes and model kits.

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

what kind of name is Windows anyway?

― Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 4:13 AM (10 hours ago)

Windows is the radio operator - his nickname comes from being the "window to the rest of the world" or something.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link


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