Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

also, and contrary to some slander i see on here, jon walters is a good player fuiud

― r|t|c, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

I find Stoke almost entirely ignorable tbh. Them bringing the laughs/rage on here is their highest purpose for me.

― Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 12:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

while they have shawx they will forever be #1 evil

― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 August 2011 12:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Will always hate Stoke discussion on ILX for when Pennant signed for them and everyone ignored my "Pennant is coming for a bowl of lobby and he loikes it very much, duck" line.

― James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

I thought Stoke were building reasonably cheaply and financially sensibly? Although breaking the bank on Palacios and Crouch may change that. Pennant might be on faintly stupid wages as well I suppose.

― Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

i know theyre being bankrolled by coates to a large extent even despite the strong support, but outside of transfer fees opinion seems to differ on what kind of wages they're doling out - if dean whitehead is on like 50k a week then it's not so great

― r|t|c, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

does strike me i need to stfu before fate arranges them breaking adel

― r|t|c, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

..says Frank "Frankie 'Fat Frank' Lamps" Lampard.

― James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's not actually him though is it

― Number None, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, it appears not. That would have been very sad were it him.

― James Mitchell, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

stoke are ok are stokie

Pulis clumsily trying to build a siege mentality around them is prob their most objectionable characteristic. Your boys are big boys tony they can take a little stick

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

pulis' hat fucking annoys me. looks like he's in the NRA or going fishing constantly.

― LocalGarda, Friday, 12 August 2011 14:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Steampunk Stoke are great, love em.

― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 12 August 2011 14:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Jose Enrique insists his £6million switch from Newcastle to Liverpool is all about glory - not cash.

Weird thing to have to say. Why would anyone in their right mind stay at Newcastle when they could move to Liverpool?

― Matt DC, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

hang on what year is it?

― Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

he was in contract negotiations with newcastle so presumably he could be accused of leaving purely cos they didn't offer him enough or whatever.

― LocalGarda, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

well, dunno if he actually began negotiations but nufc wanted to.

― LocalGarda, Friday, 12 August 2011 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Just for the record: I have nothing against Stoke, either.

― My heart goes out to the people of platitudes (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

I thought Stoke were a brave side last season

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Friday, 12 August 2011 16:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's useful to have a pool of sides you don't much care about, in the event of close relegation scraps and such, so for that reason I vaguely approve of them.

― Ismael Klata, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bolton's new signing Chris Eagles has questioned the wisdom of going ahead with Saturday's Premier League opener at QPR.

'If you're playing you never know what might happen. They could ransack the pitch.

'You don't know what they're capable of. We want to be safe. If a fire blows up you could get caught in the middle of it.'

― r|t|c, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

That's the Bolton spirit!

― Gukbe, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Chris Eagles o_O

Didn't know he was EPL worthy (still).

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 August 2011 23:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

― Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 13:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

We're 4-4-2 with Fletcher and Doyle up front. And Maierhofer on the bench! Maybe I'm still pished from last night. Maybe we shd've tried to get a left back during the close.

― Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 13:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Looking at the Liverpool and Sunderland teams, this must be a pretty exciting moment to be a fan of either - such different looking lineups to last season. Gonna watch this game I think - intrigued by nu-Liverpool.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 13 August 2011 13:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

YES FOOTBALL IS BACK YAY

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

That had to be a red card. First reaction was a dive though.

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

LOLs Suarez

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Aw jeez. Going to be a long season.

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

dive, red card, lol

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Keiron Dyer injured? NO WAY

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

It wasn't a dive btw, he just made it look like one. If that isn't a red though, what is?

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok not a dive.

This craic about 'he was heading away from goal' is fuckin nonsense, that's a red all day

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

That'll do. They're looking great so far.

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

suarez top goalscorer

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

If he can do that in every game then Charlie Adam will be a fucking brilliant signing for you guys.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

gerrard who-llier

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

stream sucks. doyle currently sporting a turban. blackburn making all the running so far. ward still shit.

― Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

suarez looks the shit tbh

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

i've currently only got final score on - ilx wanna pick a game for me to stream?

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

penalty to wigan.

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh awesome, 4 stooges in defence, Blackburn 1-0

― Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

wigan scored, norwich losing.

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Anyone know a decent stream for the Liverpool game? My usual avenues aren't cutting it today

― Number None, Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

fletcher :D f u venkys

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

im gonna go qpr-bolton

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

FLETCHER

― Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

this stream is stuttery as fuck :(

Blackburn worse than us at the back sans Samba

referee given us fuck all, wd like to see whether Stearman dived for a yellow or whether it was a penalty on a proper picture

why the fuck do we only wake up when we go behind? going forward we've got some real quality now imo

― Looking for Ms Nutbar (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2011 14:24 (1 year ago) Permalink