RIP Justin Bieber

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James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

Terrifying new ending to V for Vendetta.

jel --, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol the one huge gaga in the background totally makes it

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

when did biebs start wearing lip liner?

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

JB "crashes his ferrari" although the police state "there was no damage to either vehicle".

Aimless, Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

it was not known whether the vehicle that hit Bieber's belonged to a photographer.

 (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

police may investigate justin bieber's alleged tryst (the girl was an adult; bieber was a minor).

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is so, so stupid

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

Meanwhile:

your way better (Eazy), Friday, 4 November 2011 01:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is so, so stupid

justin bieber was victimized.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh that second link is just very safe for work now isn't it

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 November 2011 17:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

justin bieber's boo wrapped in clingfilm

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fooling around: In another shot Mariah ignores the Do Not Touch sign to cosy up to a mannequin

Obviously a deranged lunatic.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm really hoping for live coverage of Bieber going in for the paternity test.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

nancy grace would cover that right

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wooooo! Go Lakeside!

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

The dream is over.

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

as he fights off rumors that he slept with Yeater backstage after a concert and fathered her son.

feel like maybe "slept with" shouldn't be allowed to be used to describe sex that allegedly lasted 30 seconds in a bathroom stall

J0rdan S., Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

biebature ejaculation

prettyliketynandelong (some dude), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

RIP love

warning: simulated vampire fellatio (reddening), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

I just can't beliebe in it anymore. :(

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

biebs got raped :(

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

30 seconds of terror

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

"She was a really big party animal who got around a lot. She was a big slut. She's scandalous."

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

"I was sitting in my room talking to Lacy when my brother came in and said, 'Dude, Mariah on the couch downstairs,' " Terranova recalled about the Dec. 21 attack. "I came downstairs with Lacy and when Mariah saw her, she freaked out. She came outside to Lacy's white Honda Civic and picked up a brick and threw it threw the back windshield and the back left passenger window. She broke those two windows."

"I came outside and asked her why she's breaking all our s---," Terranova said. "Me and her got into a shouting match right there on the driveway when all of sudden she told me to get out of her face and she didn't want to see me anymore, and I told her if that's the case you need to get off my driveway because you're at my house so if you don't want to see me no more you have to leave."

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

I've bandied the idea back and forth and have decided to include some highlights from my own experience with dating a Lakeside chick in the early 2000s for added perspective:

1. She was waaaay into anal because she had been raised as one of those Christian chicks for whom "anal doesn't count".

2. She had adapted to more conventional sexual methods, but still kept trying to get me to go with her to the local rock'n'roll megachurch.

3. She was moved to tears upon hearing Tommy Shane Steiner's "What If She's An Angel" on the radio.

4. I finally decided to get it over with and break it off when - while taking a shower together - she pissed on my foot while looking into my eyes and laughing.

rustic italian flatbread, Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Is this suitable for Bieber fans? (ie. wrong thread? :-))

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Love the story though <3

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol sorry i get it now, not entirely awake yet -_-

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

rip he hardly knew her ;_;

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 11:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

rustic italian flatbread's ex-girlfriend is the subject of every hold-steady song.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

. . . and maybe the subject of every future justin bieber song.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

That's the best recommendation for The Hold Steady if there ever was one

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

apt name too

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 13:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

According to Us Weekly, the young couple is still going strong; a rep for the actress/singer tells the magazine that Gomez and the embattled Bieber have not broken up.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

The embattled Bieber has a Bieber batallion.

your way better (Eazy), Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bieb-seeking missile

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

will the BieberBaby be blissfully blessed with Bieber's musical genius?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hope this culminates with a BIEBER BIEBER BABY OH! headline in the Post

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

BIEBER BABY LADY, OH! for an article about the mommy might be better actually

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

the embattled bieber and gomez show

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink


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