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banned across amerriccaaaaaaaa

http://www.teachnet-lab.org/ps101/chornik/wtc/hands.htm

but, you know bans. or banned. cuz hands are stupid.

put your ban in the hand of the man from galilee

ok now that i have spent some time clicking the links on that site, i feel dirty.

of course i mean DIRTILY COMMITTED TO AMERICA NUMBER ONE EAT MEAT YAAAAAAAH

MEAT

what?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

i just can't understand tom's reticence.

i imagine that he is simply shy.

he's worried they will think he is name dropping.

poor tom

so retiring. fading into the shadows. a wallflower if you will.

DO NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT NIGHT SWEET PRINCE

together we can find the strength to blink into the light, rise up, and ban some terrible unfunny douchebags.

Is this a new job, Tom?

Many years ago, Tom called me up and it routed through to my cell in Pakistan, I like to think that he had to go to and big office in Langley somewhere and explain himself to some HALesque master computer.

http://www.kolabora.com/images/p2p_chart.gif

^the internet - a jewish kindergarten conspiracy

can US citizens get federal jobs or do they have to be US born US citizens?

I'm glad you went over well with the family, J.

America is nothing but tall poppies.

I started using ravelry properly so you should tell me how to find you on there.

I should learn how to use it properly. . . my registered e-mail is texana at gmail dot com.

pretty sure citizens can get fed jobs but not 100% certain

America is nothing but tall poppies.

And I am the *grandest* of all.

I enjoy Ned-style optimism, perhaps because it is so foreign to me.

Just had to get that out there.

i am tired. why you guys not postin? help me procrastinate, pls!

I'm tired, too. But I will be up late, reading my med surg book tonight.

I'm not posting much because I am in Deep Study mode. But I promise to post a couple of things from the med surg book that gave me pause later tonight. (Yes, my med surg book is going to provide your entertainment. Don't get your hopes up...)

http://juneireland.com/Albums/WPZoo/images/PC080046%20Jaguar%20Paws.jpg

(giving you paws)

That's one big kitty.

Okay, usually my med surg book doesn't give me much that even makes me crack a smile, but this did:

Sexual activity for middle-aged men and women with their usual partners is no more strenuous than climbing two flights of stairs.

and their unusual partners?

The book fails to address that, but presumably it's discouraged after heart troubles.

all i've got is 'the act is brief and not highly specific.'

THANKS A LOT, SHERMAN.

Taken in context with my book, I feel Sherman is getting kind of personal there.

lol more like it's the sherman act, thanks for making it vague and hard to enforce, you jerk!!

Here's a paragraph that I puzzled over for a few minutes:

Sudden cardiac death syndrome (SCD) is unexpected death from cardiac causes. SCD accounts for approximately 300,000 deaths a year in the United States and 45,000 deaths in Canada. Of these deaths, 56% occur out of the hospital or in the ED (Emergency Department). Of the patients who survive SCD, only 20% are discharged from the hospital without neurologic impairment.

Death seems like the worst kind of neurologic impairment I can think of, so I don't know what's going on with those 20% who are dead and discharged without it.

it's really that first sentence that is lol.

20% of survivors, not deathers... right?

I assume so. I think they just need to edit the hell out of that paragraph. Because not a lot of people survive death, in my experience.

omg my law book last semester was the most poorly edited pos ever. for all they charge on textbooks you'd think they would read them before going to print!

I would not want to edit this monster book; it's about 2,000 pages long, complete with tiny print and a million tables. I just try to enjoy the lolz when they appear...

Oh my god, some how my visually impaired screen reader has been turned on on my machine and I can't figure out how to turn it off. This means I can't listen to music today until I get home tonight and fix it (hopefully).

Our IT guy is on vacation and I would be embarrassed to go to him anyway. He seemed reluctant to give me admin access thinking I'd probably F something up. Never have before but I am Mac clumsy. Mensa!

i don't know what that means, susan! screen reader = music? /luddite

It's a program for visually-impaired people which reads everything as you're doing it ("dialogue-box, open button selected" or "firefox, http:www.ilxor.com, Style Annoyances", etc)

I use it to test Web sites and make sure they are accesssible but damn if I want Stephen Hawking narrating my work all day.

oh damn. :(

can you not change the settings to have it read to you in an interesting voice. such as darth vader, or mr t? :P

Haha, a smooth British accent would make me feel my interweb fuxoring around was actually sophisticated and intellectual.

Fixed stupid assistive technology thing. Thank god.