Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

he's killfiled me i win

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol no i just skim read and didnt notice you

― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

think we need threads for all the ilx reglas

not that type of poster: deems 10/11

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

*ilf*

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

i am by times unfairly maligned as less than earnest in my unceasing critique of millionaire managers

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

stoke a bit fuckin cheeky, non?

Crouch and palacios for <20m - well fair fuckin enough, far be it from me to value crouch above 5m for a start

But

'And we can't pay their wages neither, can you do that?' is a bit much.

Probably worth it to get rid. Maximum wage cap is all well and good til you realise you're paying it indiscriminately to every cunt

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

keane thinks he'll go, but is holding out for an epl club

well robbie i'd like to get my cheese from m&s but guess what come the end of this block of gruyere it'll be lidl i'm heading to, won't it, so let's all just face facts eh

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Robbie Keane strikes me as having a staggering lack of humility. If he'd done anything of note at West Ham he might have a case but loads of player, including 40-year old Teddy Sheringham and Craig Bellamy, were better when they dropped down a level.

Surely Sunderland are stupid enough to take him right now? They love a big-time Irishman.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

They love a big-time Irishman

Even more than Celtic do

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'd take offence if it were anything but plain fact

His fuckin wages are preposterous, is the thing.

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

OTM

― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Robbie Keane strikes me as having a staggering lack of humility.

Irish fans are depressingly familiar with this fact. Can't imagine what it's like being a Spurs fan into the bargain. Probably doesn't help that his combined transfer fees total 70m

― Number None, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

Spurs, first time round, only club not to regret buying him? Maybe Coventry as well.

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

that side is irrelevant, tbh- he'd moved around a lot but was probably only overvalued in his last two moves, to liverpool and back.

It's fair to point out that he was really great for us for many years, but for a long time now he's brought his 'ireland international' head into the day job with him. He's an ugly thing to watch with that head on him, petulant, wasteful, stupid, lazy and arrogant.

A free transfer for a 31yr old with 50 international goals and better than one in three throughout his career might be good business.

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Transfer fee comment was merely a lame joke about his own sense of self-worth. How come he didn't stay at Celtic that time? They didn't have the cash i suppose?

― Number None, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

for a long time now he's brought his 'ireland international' head into the day job with him

so true, i can remember here when matt would think i was mental for slating him constantly, but if you never saw him for ireland you'd never have disliked. he's been the irish robbie keane since moving to liverpool, that gait of trying too hard to appear like trying when he isn't actually doing anything. would rather dive than win a ball.

― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

How come he didn't stay at Celtic that time? They didn't have the cash i suppose?

I don't think it was ever actually an option (also suspect Lennon didn't want to keep him)

― ailsa, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Blackburn's Christopher Samba, meet transfer target Sol Bamba. Sol Bamba, Christopher Samba.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

get young coleman out of your fantasy teams

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

?? crocked?

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

up to 6mths, ligaments after friendly tackle

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

cryin seam

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

srsly he is a good player

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Fucks sake. That's awful

― Number None, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah good player, esp going frwd, gave us a torrid time in the Hodgson derby.

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

i like him, irish bale obvs

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Trapp probably wasn't going to pick him anyway

― Number None, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

true

― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

get cesc out of your fantasy teams

― Chris, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

injured? SOLD???

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

killed

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

LOOOOOOOOOOL

£25m + £5m in add ons? Or is that just Daily Mail speculation?

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

cesc to barca is the most enervating and boring TRANSFER SAGA of all timessss

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Will be off to Barca within the next 48 years, according to Balague.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

hard pressed to think of a worse

― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Balague also had him off to Barca last summer, the summer before that and the two previous summers.

Guess he's right this time though.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

just look at the poor fucker, he can hardly keep his eyes open

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Cesc paying five million of it apparently.

Etoo to Anzhi is a crazy one.

― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Will be off to Barca within the next 48 years, according to Balague.

hedging his bets a bit there tbh

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Debut v Real on Sunday then, or will he still be injured?

― Chris, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

just watching an attenborough where a wasp injects its larvae into a caterpillar, which then feeds them out of its own resources before they eat their way out and leave it a dead husk.

As it happens.

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― pandemic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Eto'o hasn't gone and gone there, has he?!

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

770k pw says he has

― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

*gosh*

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

what a waste

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

et to'o, samu

― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

!

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink