i'm in an airport

he's supposed to be landing right around now but i dont think giving up my power outlet is worth getting and trying to look out the window.

all the other flights say "delayed" and mine says "tentative" :-\\\\\

delta site sez canceled but they have not emailed/called me yet, lga and gsp sites don't show it as canceled. on hold for 30 min. wtf is going on!?

btw it is the saturday before the popular holiday known as christmas fyi

this has nothing to do with christmas, it's weather.

doesn't make it any less of an exasperating pain in the ass, though.

lo-fi music on Delta's hold system sounds like the ancient tunes on Enclave Radio from Fallout.

Delayed!

Some really bad piano playing going on at window's restaurant

are they still playing xmas tunes?

Nope.

Pianist is kind of dabbling at vaguely recognizable rep but it's not for Xmas.

These jerks don't respect epiphany!

Small toe-headed boys named mack and Holden attempting to flirt with five year old zoe. Not sure if it's mack or holden's 4th bday.

Zoe can go on the high dive.

She's not even scared.

It's really fun for five year olds.

And now this cuteness is becoming irritating and I will go get coffee.

I'm on a plane!

did u make it with the hot in style chick???

What the fucking fuck why is the only coffee vendor in the terminal closed??? I hate the south and it's stupid Sunday bs!!!!

booooooooo :(

OMB flaming dude with miniature dog you've never been separated from for even a day in 12 years: pls to shut up!!!!

Why does iPod make Omg OMB!

all yr text goes to Office of Mgmt & Budget

Is that where they are hiding the coffee?

Why aren't we boarding?

Omg queeny dude PLEASE shut up PLEASE
He is harrassing passengers.

Boarding!!!!!

Dear Seth rogan look alike,

Please listen to boarding announcements and do not get on the wrong plane!! We are already late!!

I am in an airplane and taxiing to the proper LAX terminal. Fun fun.

I am in a taxi line.

The children are loud.

Jfk flight cancelled and uncancelled. Luckily american are plying me with booze in the lounge.

lolololol hi dere!!!111

i just tripped over a security man with the power cord of my laptop he got well angry!!!

going to hong kong?

yus

wow am i that predictable?

i guess it is chinese new year

i just tripped over a security man with the power cord of my laptop he got well angry!!!

I don't understand this sentence!

Gung Hay Fat Choy* was painted on the fence this morning, I am in tune with the seasons

*could have been you smell, foolish gwailo for all I know.

Oh, wait, I get it now. For a second I thought you were walking along and tripped over a security man who happened to be holding the power cord of your laptop, and I was like "why did he get mad? He's the one who was stealing your power cord!"

haha yeah you got it.

i'm now in paris airport because air france couldn't even make two flights connect properly and i was at the hotel all night last night.

my first ever night in paris, guys. it was like well romantic.

o_O

also paris charles de gaulle airport maybe one of the worst i've been to. there appears to be no restaurant and i just paid 10 euros for a microwave meal.

and the hotel wanted to charge me 22 euros for a uk plug adaptor. like lol

bummer

and they wouldn't let me board a later flight than 13:30 so i couldn't even go into paris proper

i think basically don't fly air france, folks

still, though. I'M IN AN AIRPORT OMG!

You mean "JE SUIS DANS UN AÉROPORT OMG!"

Or do the French use "OMD" for "oh mon dieu"?

http://www.connollyco.com/discography/omd/best_hi.jpg