John Edwards's two-faced mug shot -
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 20 August 2011 21:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
An unfinished painting of Rahm Emanuel getting sodomized by the Sears Tower.
This painting is NSFW
Otherwise, been painting a number of Amy Winehouses and other things-
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 22:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
I don't care if I am at work. There was no way that I wasn't going to click on an image entitled "Rahm Emanuel Getting Sodomized by the Sears Tower"
― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
Robocop With Breasts 9-11 Anniversary Painting - NSFW
Just to say, I don't consider this painting to be NSFW.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 11 September 2011 10:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
dat's edgy
― conrad, Sunday, 11 September 2011 10:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
is that a vagina in the wtc? or just flames?
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
Just flames.I call this 'RIck Perry, Violent Pancake' -
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
loved this one (somewhat nsfw):
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrnedyS3Vh1qzayzko1_500.jpg
― polyphonic, Monday, 19 September 2011 18:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
Wow that is great indeed!
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
brilliant
― A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
Thanks. Gave it a few more hours right after posting it- NSFW
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dan, how's the business end of things holding up? Are you able to make a go doing commissions for online folks, or have you been getting work from online publications & the like?
― Primm Slim, Robot Sheriff (kingfish), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
Don't know if you've seen this or not. I think I could make a lot more money if I limited myself to paintings of pancakes on cats and backsides.
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 2 October 2011 23:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ha; i just realized you're wearing a Three-Wolf Moon shirt in the beginning of that
― Primm Slim, Robot Sheriff (kingfish), Monday, 3 October 2011 00:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
Michael McGloin of The Mountain gave that to me. It's a glow-in-the-dark.
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 3 October 2011 02:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
I just received this email - Mr. Lacey, I am a former Wall Street trader, now an unemployed streetcar mechanic addicted to SlimJims and sprawled out on the floor of a squalid flophouse somewhere in Columbus, Ohio. I saw your 'Occupy Wall Street Bank Skull Pancake Painting' on my expensive antiquated cellphone and immediately sneered at it. But then while contemplating the image I felt the building shake to its foundations and a small plane full of money crashed suddenly into the room. I can't say that the two events are related, but I would like to credit someone I have never met for my sudden turn of luck and that happens TO BE YOU.
I was wondering if it would be possible to obtain a printed copy of this miraculous icon? Yes, I am rich now but still the roaming fees are killing me.
-YOURS
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 20:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
Betty White Peek-A-Boo bra painting (NSFW)
This and a few other things.
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
how much are you selling that for, dan? i'm kind of feeling it.
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
The one just sold on Ebay for $7.50. But I could paint you another.
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 11 November 2011 02:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
dan is there a way to sort your ebay site by originals vs prints?
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 06:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm sure there is but I haven't figured it out yet. Right now I just put PRINT or ORIGINAL in boldface in the title of each individual listing. So if you search 'Dan Lacey ORIGINAL' all of the orignals should come up.
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 11 November 2011 07:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
okay, makes sense
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 14:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 19:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
man, i had real high hopes for santorum pancakes, but no: you actually took the high road
― walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh, is that syrup?
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Frothy" is perhaps difficult in this medium.
― der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Sunday, 29 January 2012 10:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
faithmouse otm
― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Only God should be shoved up your ass!
― nickn, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
You had an extra slash at the front.
― nickn, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dan, what's your issue with anal sex?
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
Issue number 7, the one with Bree Olson on the cover.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
Could have gone to a much worse place with "issue," Dan. Thanks for the restraint.
― nickn, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 20:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
Thanks for fixing the link, nickn. I completely revised that second Faithmouse cartoon, if anyone thought it looked different.
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
A new Faithmouse & Neverborn / Susan G Komen Foundation cartoon (NSFW)
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dan, can you join us over here? I'd love to get your take on the Kinkade legacy/method/philosophyDefend the indefensible - Thomas Kinkade
― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/romney-nude-portrait-ebay.html
― goole, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
"His male identity and tool of procreation is a financially based instrument."
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
Lately I've been keeping a number of self-nudes up for auction on Ebay, and they've been doing well but my family is hesitant. The pivot point of respectability seems to be the penis. During the past month I decided to go pro-penis and the response from collectors has been positive.
― I accidentally sonned your dome (stevie), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 06:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Friday, 15 June 2012 07:03 (11 months ago) Permalink
yow
― pplains, Friday, 15 June 2012 13:40 (11 months ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 14 July 2012 11:36 (10 months ago) Permalink
― Dan Lacey, Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:40 (10 months ago) Permalink
Dan how much for pancake Romney?
― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:21 (10 months ago) Permalink
Ohh, so sorry, I auctioned that on ebay for...$29. However, I would be happy to paint a second version for you for 75, which is what I usually ask for a portrait with or without pancakes. I would throw in the second canvas, the pancake high hat which was the second part of the diptych. That,or I would be happy to sell you a canvas print of both sections for 20, plus 3 for shipping.
NSFW Black Dahlia Nude Pancake Painting #1
NSFW Black Dahlia Nude Pancake Painting #2
The first Dahlia painting was in a show at the Antebellum Gallery in Hollywood today.
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 30 July 2012 05:11 (9 months ago) Permalink
Gettin' a little dark there, Dan.
― nickn, Monday, 30 July 2012 05:53 (9 months ago) Permalink
Yes, but look how happy Romney is.
― Dan Lacey, Monday, 30 July 2012 09:19 (9 months ago) Permalink