that line is awesome and the delivery isn't stilted tho xp
― dutty whiney (The Reverend), Saturday, 6 August 2011 05:57 (twelve years ago) link
i just realized that my twitter phrase/whatever is basically a grocery bag ;_;
― Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Saturday, August 6, 2011 1:47 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
i realized this too but figured it was w/ a wink
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 August 2011 06:00 (twelve years ago) link
the line works because it's delivered with a "look at how badass i am", not a "look how clever i am"
― dutty whiney (The Reverend), Saturday, 6 August 2011 06:10 (twelve years ago) link
thanks for the support, bros
― Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 August 2011 06:11 (twelve years ago) link
How humiliating
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Saturday, 6 August 2011 07:12 (twelve years ago) link
you all saw this, right
http://www.eonline.com/news/lil_wayne_faces_15_million_lawsuit_over/256374
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Saturday, 6 August 2011 13:14 (twelve years ago) link
only relevant if the element of the song that was stolen was the Gudda Gudda verse instead of the beat or the chorus
― some dude, Saturday, 6 August 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Saturday, 6 August 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link
based on that photo, wayne better get something to wear to the courthouse.... LAWSUIT
― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 August 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
nice1
― swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Saturday, 6 August 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
why doesn't this asshole ever pay royalties
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 August 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
Is there a monarch known for being really cheap and stingy with their crown jewels or whatever? Because that just begs for a "Never paying royalty... NAME OF A MONARCH" construction.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 August 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
Prince Albert in the Can?
― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 August 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
Who knew that making beds rock could cost you $15 million?!
― uh oh whats your fantasy (flopson), Saturday, 6 August 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
Ugh. I keep hearing that song with the idiot going "She wax it all off... MR. MIYAGI" on WPGC, and I just found out it's by Chris Brown. I really, really can't stand that guy.
― She Got the Shakes, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
as i said in the chris brown thread, i don't think your chick waxing her pubes counts as much of a brag
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link
if you've ever encountered a vag, you'll know that not all women do that
― Erin Go! Bwaaaah!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
i always thought that line was "she gives me handjobs...old asian man, and also car doors, and ritual suicide," not "she shaves her v....old asian man etc."
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:21 (twelve years ago) link
lol, that's an interesting interpretation
i'm not sure that getting handjobs is much to brag about either, at least not if you're chris brown
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link
i'll never be able to hear that line again & not think "whacks it all off" tho
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link
i don't mean "wax = whacks," i mean like "wax on wax off" in karate kid is in reference to a repetitive hand motion
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:29 (twelve years ago) link
but there's no one right answer or interpretation.
― cloud computing, robotics, 3G wireless connectivity, Skype, (history mayne), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:31 (twelve years ago) link
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, August 17, 2011 7:29 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest
i should've clarified -- i got what you meant in terms of a 'repetitive hand motion', but bringing up handjobs in the first place made me think of "whacks it all off", which now has a permanent spot in my brain
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link
right. i'm glad we're being clear about this, this is important.
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link
either way, there's no denying that the general construction is "women want to have sex with me, btw car doors"
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link
Fisher Price My First Rap Verse
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link
(plz ignore that i used that joke like two months ago)
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:47 (twelve years ago) link
well that characterization goes well with k3v's line about the "bop-it! production"
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/YM_Punchlines
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link
Royce, i fucking swear, on the Bad Meets Evil album:
"Me sobering up? Ha!... ALF!"
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
wow mane
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
yikes
― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
rip
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.thelegendsleague.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/eminemlovesalf.jpg
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
more innocent times . . . far less window pain
― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
The new Wayne...
"Watch me go retarded... YELLOW SHORT BUS!"
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
!
― ۩ (crüt), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
Ok, lol @
"We jack, son then light up the L... SAMUEL"
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
nope
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
also i think it would be "we jack son" not "we jack, son"
Yeah that makes sense
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
Like a basketball, player
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link
Is dat nigga Delmar Daz Dillinger?
― elan, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link
New Wayne also has "I lay 'em down...TEMPUR-PEDIC"
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
jesus
― zvookster, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
putting the purp in tempur-pedic
Googling that turned up a lyrics annotation site that made the point that it is sort of better than most grocery bags as it has some kind of double meaning: he "lays" his opponents down (because mattresses are things you "lay" on), but also, implicitly, the opponents must be flaccid weaklings (because mattresses are soft and floppy). So that's kind of okay, by the admittedly lower standards of these things.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
that 'rap genius' site is the worst
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― cream of some young dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
temperpedics aren't really floppy though, a memory foam matress weighs a ton
it's firm too, not soft
― velvet underground - reloaded (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link