people that YELP are scumbags

that amateurist post is like 50000x better than the best yelp review steve shasta

steve shasta is a yelper

― chaki, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 1:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://fuckyouyelper.tumblr.com/post/8271809258/im-vegan-vegetarian-at-home-but-not-as-picky

not surprisingly that place is located in los angeles

It gets a bit segregated on Friday evenings, white folks downstairs and black folks on the top, not sure what the deal with that is. I like saturdays better.
Music is great on both dance floors.

From a Yelp review of a club that I'm one of the owners of. Note: the entire venue is one room with one dancefloor on a single level.

I'm sick to death of reading negative "reviews" that are nothing more than butthurtedness over something like "our waitress was not aware that we should be getting four cents off our medium Diet Coke for it being our eighth Foursquare check-in and it ruined our entire experience".

xp omg

can't believe the yelp reviews of my health club - people calling it "ghetto" and one fool actually complaining about the "nudity" in the locker room? sorta comes w/the territory

first thing i thought of was this thread title

Since I am from the home of authentic Mexican food (SoCal!), I tend to exercise a snobbish flair towards Mexican food on the East Coast.

Whenever I'm craving for a veggie burrito, I head here. It not only fills me up, but gives me the authentic mexican experience I sometimes miss from SoCal.

As I am from SoCal, I have come to recognize authentic Mexican food, and learned to appreciate it.

The food was adequate, but definitely lacked that seemingly-necessary authentic SoCal Mexican food flair.

If you want authentic mexican food, come to socal.

Source of the most authentic Mexican food, according to Yelpers: SoCal. Place rarely mentioned as a source of authentic Mexican food: Mexico.

people who think you should be scrupulously covering up at all times in a gym locker room actually disturb me.

people who think it's okay to rest their scrot on the edge of the sink while shaving are kinda worse, tho

haha ok that's more than fair! but i'm not, like, going to wrap myself in my towel when walking to the shower.

holy shit at the langers one

is this the thread where I posted yelp reviews of stip clubs

nm it was user omar little who did the hard work and found em

I tend to exercise a snobbish flair
I tend to exercise a snobbish flair
I tend to exercise a snobbish flair
I tend to exercise a snobbish flair
I tend to exercise a snobbish flair
I tend to exercise a snobbish flair
I tend to exercise a snobbish flair

"If you want authentic Mexican food, come to the Mission Viejo El Torito."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezgVO2ekcrA
"The Yelp party in the suite had fun watching this."

First, it took like 30 minutes for my friend to get a drink. And when a hot girl can't get a drink within 5 minutes, there's a problem.

Then, on the rooftop, a staff member made us move away from the bar for no apparent reason, even though there was a half-naked woman sipping a drink near the edge of the terrace. Were we too close to the bartender's prostitute? Not sure.

Google acquired Zagat today, another bad harbinger for Yelp.

people are yelping about candybars of yesteryear?

wat is a zagat?

i mean srsly I know they've soldiered on behind paywall or whatever but their content is balls and they've been irrelevant since like before there was even an internets, let alone since there was citysearch or whatever. they're like the AOL dialup of guides to places where people eat and drink in public.

i like my zagat guide!

http://fuckyouyelper.tumblr.com/post/9748807963/well-ive-never-even-eaten-here-so-why-you

disgusting savage

Bands You could never allow yourself to like, given their (to your ears) indefensibly stupid name.

nice

I thought Zagat was just used by rich folks and lazy 60-somethings on vacation (mainly to decide which 4 star expensive restaurants to go to)

omg @ roscoes

Yes, but they do apparently have a limited user-review capability on their website and Google will probably try to expand that capability. Especially likely since Google actually tried to buy Yelp in 2009.

xp

it has fried chicken and waffles in the name. wtf kinda food u think they have there?

roscoes is great!

The night I had a room at The Spaulding Hotel someone sent me this text: I just walked past the Spauling and saw a seagull eating a pigeon. It made me think of you.

That pretty much sums up the place.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/09/19/business/googlejump2/googlejump2-popup.jpg

yelp's founder.

punchable

(woman blackmailing local business, woman blackmailing local business, yelp's founder) (l-r)

This person's reviews really freak me out. They seem normal to detail-obsessed on first viewing, but it's the sheer accumulation of endless detail without any opinion that makes them so terrifying:

http://www.yelp.com/user_details_reviews_self?userid=UOM1TCOUqT2UD19p-yxWLA&rec_pagestart=40

his eyes are so soulless

ahahaha that's great. reviews that are just plain statements of facts that accumulate to no purpose. yelp away. xp

Outside its entrance are packets of Purell!

exclamation point

you're right this is utterly terrifying, want to post like every one of these just for o_O

Primerica Financial Services
Category: Insurance
1/6/2011 First to Review
I just wanted to know what my options are. College economics feels like a long time ago. I'm still in the research phase. I talked to Adan Santos about saving for college through estate planning and investing. He discussed 529 plans, money management, and portfolio monitoring.

He recommended basics such as adding to a savings account, setting savings goals, and sticking to a budget. I learned that the beneficiary of the former can be any age, even a retiree. I think he did a good job illustrating investment objectives against charges and risks. There are too many choices (bonds/mutual funds).

Orders are processed in dollars, euros, and pounds. The business is three years old.

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While I've always had my eye on their papercut-based maps of London and Paris, I bought family tree posters instead, intending to cut them into baby book layouts or give the other one to my mother-in-law. They're beautiful and whimsical.

feel like I know way too much about this woman's journey towards childbirth

When I asked the clerk for recommendations of soft bread for someone with a cough, he couldn't give me any tips.

the best part is

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