The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

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Oh jesus can we get a NSFW warning up in here, I just clicked on that at work, fuck.

Rameses Street (Trayce), Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

...or yeah that'll work :)

Rameses Street (Trayce), Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

I bet you don't miss me so much now.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

no, the bachmann/gacy thing was nice

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

Linkified that last one.

O_o

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Thursday, 4 August 2011 13:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

or un-display-ified, whatever

hate doing edits in html so much

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Thursday, 4 August 2011 13:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Thanks.

Michelle Obama DickGirl NSFW

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm pretty happy with this new 'Casey' which I finished a few days ago; it started as a detailed acrylic which I re-painted with oil. It has a nice pasteled look-

In that Waterloo painting I purposefully placed the horizonline to evoke Dali. He used it quite a bit.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

They are pancakes -

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

THAT'S Casey?! I thought it was Putin. Putin rubbin' them putins together, mashin' em all up.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

John Edwards's two-faced mug shot -

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 6 August 2011 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 20 August 2011 21:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

An unfinished painting of Rahm Emanuel getting sodomized by the Sears Tower.

This painting is NSFW

Otherwise, been painting a number of Amy Winehouses and other things-

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 22:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

I don't care if I am at work. There was no way that I wasn't going to click on an image entitled "Rahm Emanuel Getting Sodomized by the Sears Tower"

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Robocop With Breasts 9-11 Anniversary Painting - NSFW

Just to say, I don't consider this painting to be NSFW.

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 11 September 2011 10:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

dat's edgy

conrad, Sunday, 11 September 2011 10:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

is that a vagina in the wtc? or just flames?

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Just flames.
I call this 'RIck Perry, Violent Pancake' -

Dan Lacey, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

loved this one (somewhat nsfw):

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrnedyS3Vh1qzayzko1_500.jpg

polyphonic, Monday, 19 September 2011 18:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Wow that is great indeed!

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

brilliant

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Thanks. Gave it a few more hours right after posting it- NSFW

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan, how's the business end of things holding up? Are you able to make a go doing commissions for online folks, or have you been getting work from online publications & the like?

Primm Slim, Robot Sheriff (kingfish), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Don't know if you've seen this or not. I think I could make a lot more money if I limited myself to paintings of pancakes on cats and backsides.

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 2 October 2011 23:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ha; i just realized you're wearing a Three-Wolf Moon shirt in the beginning of that

Primm Slim, Robot Sheriff (kingfish), Monday, 3 October 2011 00:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Michael McGloin of The Mountain gave that to me. It's a glow-in-the-dark.

Dan Lacey, Monday, 3 October 2011 02:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just received this email - Mr. Lacey, I am a former Wall Street trader, now an unemployed streetcar mechanic addicted to SlimJims and sprawled out on the floor of a squalid flophouse somewhere in Columbus, Ohio. I saw your 'Occupy Wall Street Bank Skull Pancake Painting' on my expensive antiquated cellphone and immediately sneered at it. But then while contemplating the image I felt the building shake to its foundations and a small plane full of money crashed suddenly into the room. I can't say that the two events are related, but I would like to credit someone I have never met for my sudden turn of luck and that happens TO BE YOU.

I was wondering if it would be possible to obtain a printed copy of this miraculous icon? Yes, I am rich now but still the roaming fees are killing me.

-YOURS

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 20:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Betty White Peek-A-Boo bra painting (NSFW)

This and a few other things.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

how much are you selling that for, dan? i'm kind of feeling it.

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

The one just sold on Ebay for $7.50. But I could paint you another.

Dan Lacey, Friday, 11 November 2011 02:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

dan is there a way to sort your ebay site by originals vs prints?

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 06:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'm sure there is but I haven't figured it out yet. Right now I just put PRINT or ORIGINAL in boldface in the title of each individual listing. So if you search 'Dan Lacey ORIGINAL' all of the orignals should come up.

Dan Lacey, Friday, 11 November 2011 07:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

okay, makes sense

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 14:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 19:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

man, i had real high hopes for santorum pancakes, but no: you actually took the high road

walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh, is that syrup?

pplains, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

"Frothy" is perhaps difficult in this medium.

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 29 January 2012 10:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

faithmouse otm

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Only God should be shoved up your ass!

nickn, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

You had an extra slash at the front.

nickn, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dan, what's your issue with anal sex?

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Issue number 7, the one with Bree Olson on the cover.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Could have gone to a much worse place with "issue," Dan. Thanks for the restraint.

nickn, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 20:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

Thanks for fixing the link, nickn. I completely revised that second Faithmouse cartoon, if anyone thought it looked different.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

A new Faithmouse & Neverborn / Susan G Komen Foundation cartoon (NSFW)

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Dan, can you join us over here? I'd love to get your take on the Kinkade legacy/method/philosophy
Defend the indefensible - Thomas Kinkade

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

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