Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

"computers don't show Matlock smart guy" lol

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"Let's suck face and listen to rap music."

Nice to see that youngster slang hasn't been updated since they made fun of it in On Golden Pond.

Ha, i just noticed that 'Today's Teen' always has drooping baggy ass jeans

You'd the adult fans of these comics these days would be more afraid about their possibly gay son wearing those skinny jeans. Except in the Kelly cartoons, of course.

Convoluted metaphors! Getcher convoluted metaphors here! Get 'em while they're extra twisted! Half-off all overused copy-pastings!

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not exactly Bloom County, is it

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hang on, I thought the Republican Treasury Dept was happily doleing out cash to everybody

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Remember, you don't need to be anything near accurate with your caricature when depicting either a Saudi OPEC member or random iraqi/iranian/afghani-type to assist in that day's strawmanning: just draw any old towel-headed mohemmaden. I mean, they all look the same, right?

ARABS DON'T HAVE EYES, KINGFISH. GOD.

Gore is too thin there.

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^^ just notice the dude on the left is 'young kelly'

lmao this one is like a kelly cartoon
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Trouble with DBD is it's so manifestly lame that you have to dig really hard to find something worth commenting on.

also not enough fan service.

dickchin strikes again!

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Too drunk to finish a strip on time? Just grab an 'evergreen' from 15+ years ago, should be good enough.

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I FUCKING HATE THAT MY KID CAN'T RANT ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWELHEADS IN CLASS!

THIS THIS THAT SUPRESSES HATE SPEECH IS SO FUCKING STUPID, IT MAKES ME MAD AS A MEXICAN!

*this thing

Tinsley's so mad that he's fucking up his caps lock sentences

Are there any actual examples of "speech codes" ever suppressing any speech besides racist assholes or is Tinsley just a paranoid idiot?

i as a member of the mighty "Word-Adverse Community" take extreme umbrage at this cartoon

Are there any actual examples of "speech codes" ever suppressing any speech besides racist assholes or is Tinsley just a paranoid idiot?

Depends on what side yr on and what you consider 'hate speech.' I'm clearly a member of the community that Tinsley hates, but there are definitely some major complaints from various groups on college campuses.

people who go to college campuses kinda get what they deserve tho right

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'LAYOFFS'

'PAY CUTS'

third thing, shit I need a third thing. Shit. Uhm. Oh fuggit, i dont care if i already put it down, I need a third thing.

hahahahahaa

LAYOFFS

FIRINGS

UNEMPLOYMENT

LACK OF JOBS

WORK FORCE CUTBACKS

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There was the "water buffaloes" incident at UPenn.

^that is true. Of course the right used it to their advantage in some annoying ways, but it was ridiculous.

happy new year, you godless socialists/sodomites/heliocentrists!

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Chuck Asay knows like one librul, and this is her:

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It's funny how these wackjob Christians defend Israel because of that whole end-of-the-world shit. What a bunch of freaks... disturbingly powerful and influential freaks.

The new wallpaper we ordered came in:

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that Mallard/Colmes strip is actually kinda funny.

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omfg happy nu year dan lacey!!!

Happy New Year!

Back atcha, you batshit fella you!

!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

the logo at the base of the horn is a great touch

Whoa

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yes we all remember that famous debunking recently

Can't wait for the impending climate disaster just to see these guys get burrrrrrned.

what the hell are these guys reading that they seem to be under the impression that global warming is being perpetually debunked lolxxxp

its cold outside dont u see

Every winter, global warming is debunked. Then come summer, it's rebunked.

kingfish posted this and i'm not seeing nearly enough outrage.

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jesus. fucking. christ.

just in case i needed a justification for unsubbing from asay's feed, the 30-point blood pressure spike i just felt should do.

WELP CHINA'S GONNA NUKE US GUYS NICE KNOWIN' YA SURVIVORS PLEASE BURY OUR RADIOACTIVE CORPSES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE

yah that one is crazy fucked up - were always gonna have enough nukes to kill everyone in the world lets be serious

haha I actually thought that one was hilarious
it's so amazingly deluded and paranoid

NOW WE ARE USING OUR SHOVELS TO BURY OUR DEAD

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STINKING CORPSE STINKING CORPSE

lol @ cookie monster

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Don't you guyz see? Naive appeaser Obama is going to have to give away our nukes to Ahmadinejad because he agreed to meet with him with no preconditions. Weren't you paying attention during the debates?