Most tedious thing said by worthless VHS idiot JOHN MAUS in p4k interview

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er, you posted it.

sarahel, Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh ok i get it.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

I wish everyone who is (rightfully) upset about my Pitchfork �guest list�

2011.

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

guys it's all cool now, if you just imagine a world emancipated from interested exchange and the extortion of surplus.

lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

I always try to imagine a world emancipated from interested exchange and the extortion of surplus
I always try to imagine a world emancipated from interested exchange and the extortion of surplus
I always try to imagine a world emancipated from interested exchange and the extortion of surplus
I always try to imagine a world emancipated from interested exchange and the extortion of surplus
I always try to imagine a world emancipated from interested exchange and the extortion of surplus
I always try to imagine a world emancipated from interested exchange and the extortion of surplus

lol xpost

some dude, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

His legs must ache from all of the backpedaling.

online pinata store (Nicole), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

is it the hamstrings that it's supposedly good for?

sarahel, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Is that the most longwinded and convoluted "sorry that you were offended" ever, or what?

lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

i like what he said about south parc

uh oh whats your fantasy (flopson), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

"I did not intend that to be a factual statement"

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

hope john maus is taking this lesson in saying ridiculous things to a huge audience to heart.

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

maybe he will post here.

sarahel, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

he did for a while, as 'dave cool'

Who? Well, I've never heard of Mogwai. (electricsound), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

I don't know who this artist is (but I couldn't resist the thread title so) but this guy is not a philosophy professor; at best he's a philosophy grad student, at least that's what his academia.edu page says.

gotta defend the honor of the profession

Euler, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

^snob

iatee, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

help me here, is he saying that he was getting 'tude from the clerks at megastores and not independent record stores (i.e. Kim's, etc)

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

sarahel, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

that is now what he is claiming yes. tbh if i were a clerk at a record store (which i am) i would probably give tude to this douchetard as well.xp

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

John Maus: not even cool enough to hang with the dudes at Sam Goody

lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

this guy behaved foolishly.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh my god, so sad--someone get "sandman" to usher this clown offstage

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha

james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

at least I recognize I have no thought of my own, and at least the thoughts of my own that I have at my disposal offer up radical critiques of the un-thought that is constantly going on in the rock journalism conversation about subjective responses to music and this ridiculous word-painting poetry of music, and this "it sounds like this or it sounds like that." The thoughts that are not my own that I have at my disposal would completely reject that, and could completely and clearly demonstrate how that's a violence that completely stomps out anything that's interesting about the work. If there is anything worthwhile about the work, it's precisely what isn't reducible to any of these particulars or generalities... It's only something if it sounds like nothing we've ever heard before. So I've never had a thought of my own, but at least I'm not one of these clowns that talk about nothing.

- John Maus

Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

dollars 2 donuts this guy has never held down a job in his life, having gone straight from mommy & daddy to college to grad school to being a TA to w/e.

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

you guys are still getting trolled ..

pigeonstreet, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

i wldnt be so sure.

Z: Do you have any advice for artists or producers these days?
JM: No, I have no advice at all. I don’t know a fucking thing at all. I’m an absolute imbecile in every way shape and form. I guess the only advice is to keep going, to keep trying to bring forth more than what there is.

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

(crickets)

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

JM: I suppose the earliest album that influenced me, being from the generation that I’m a part of, was of course [Nirvana's 1991 album] Nevermind which really changed everything for me and the musical landscape at large. But, in terms of significant influences there's not really a particular band that comes to mind--just this kind of singular truth that all bands circumscribe together. If you look at the Billboard in the last decade the only number-one hit that hasn’t been hip hop was Nickleback--

the unspoken thought of course being that hip hop is negligible, and not 'serious music.'

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

pomplamoose vs. john maus: discuss

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 4 August 2011 01:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

they should collab

Johnmau5 (electricsound), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

what is all bands circumscribe together, sounds vaguely dirty

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

rmde @ this thread

shastakrautpasta (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

If you look at the Billboard in the last decade the only number-one hit that hasn’t been hip hop was Nickleback--

. . .

markers, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

ffs the fact that he's a philosophy professor kind of makes sense--you'd have to have a special sort of disconnection from the everyday world to spout the kind of nonsense he's keen on.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, August 4, 2011 1:03 AM (1 hour ago)

I don't think any of the clueless/tedious shit that JM is supposed to have said is as clueless and tedious as this piece of cliched shit about philosophy professors.

emil.y, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

okay fine, that was a rude thing to say. my experiences with academia were not good.

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

other unspoken thought is that everything that isn't rock must be hip hop

some dude, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

Trailer for this thread is like: "Two trolls enter..."

Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

well tbf, it sounds like he's talking about "bands" there

lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

who is this guy?

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

indie rock

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

JM: I suppose the earliest album that influenced me, being from the generation that I’m a part of, was of course [Nirvana's 1991 album] Nevermind which really changed everything for me and the musical landscape at large. But, in terms of significant influences there's not really a particular band that comes to mind--just this kind of singular truth that all bands circumscribe together. If you look at the Billboard in the last decade the only number-one hit that hasn’t been hip hop was Nickleback--

<3 <3 <3

Magic (Lamp), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

I would totally hang out with this guy. As long as he didn't try to make me listen to his music. Shit, "Yakety Sax" was my ringtone up until like June.

that's not funny. (unperson), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

By the way, the funniest thing about this thread? That the poll results won't be in for a month, when nobody's gonna be talking about this dude 18 hours from now.

that's not funny. (unperson), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol

markers, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm pretty sure at this point that all the reaction is much more nauseating than the original interview was.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

so either this guy is setting up an elaborate troll facade or he's an aspie who's in too deep... in either case i don't understand why people are having such a visceral reaction to him... many of the comments here are straight up bashing and don't lend any perspective

pigeonstreet, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

markers, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

i love when you say "aspie"

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm pretty sure at this point that all the reaction is much more nauseating than the original interview was.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 10:27 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pls point me to this "nauseating" reaction!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

'It Takes Time' is kind of the perfect pop song

PaulTMA, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 10:31 (1 year ago) Permalink


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