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So for yr next film review, you're going to review a film, slag it off, claim it is "unacceptable" then admit at the end that you didn't actually watch it?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 10:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

and that black people don't listen to it, yeah.

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 10:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

If black people could only afford miniature DVD players, then they could watch movies on the bus.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 10:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

someone else's review

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 10:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

so - lets count how many end up on ebay ..

50 in total.

― mark e (mark e), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 12:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

I like Banksy but his copycats are bad.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

how did the lex get penman's blog log-in btw?

― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 17:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

Another review

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

£300 seems to be the going rate on e-bay.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

The review Dan just linked is the only one that matters.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

all copies are off ebay now .. did they shut the listings down

also :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxUl9Mxbh1E

― mark e (mark e), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

See what all your scoffing did, you cruel people. Tsk.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

"Are you poor? Poor people are responsible for all the wars in the world."

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

this thread is truly bizarre even by ilm standards (i clicked to see what people though of the banksy thing), but that penman piece that jed linked to was worth the slog through.

― breakfast pants (disco stu), Friday, 8 September 2006 03:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Hilton vomits while trying to sing her own song

Everyone's a critic nowadays.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

i wonder, if lex is still listening to this?

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

hahahahaha you think the lex listens!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

at least this pathetic fag can quote the right html

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

of course i am! in the home straight for album-of-the-year honours, three albums have distanced themselves from the pack by some way, one of which is paris.

i was going to bump this thread to talk about the second single 'nothing in this world' and its wonderfully cheesy video, but feared you would all be too nasty about her :(

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

Enrique - I'm still listening to this!

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

i can't tell what's more sad: that the lex isn't dead from suicide now, or after the holidays.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

i would respond to that but i'm afraid i've never noticed you before. there seem to be a lot of american posters who are into trying to look hard on the internet, and they all seem fairly interchangeable & pathetic to me.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

Aint naan a corny ironic limey bloggin' nigga know bout dat Tinkerbell

― Dimehitter Dwayne Hosey (dwaynehosey), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 11:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm still listening to this. Still in my top 3 albums of the year.

― is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'm still not convinced, either by the original or by the DM retool.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

sometimes threads align themselves in insightful ways:

PARIS HILTON - PARIS
is this a real person or a joke?

― mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

my favourite on the album is def 'not leaving without you' now - it is so heart-burstingly optimistic and excited. "i wanna know what you dream about! i wanna know what you're thinkin' now!" total headrush.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

HAHAHAHAHA!

Right above the blurb about Paris' colourful 'live' performance is one entitled Yoga Helped Aniston Recover From Pitt Split

I read it as Yoda Helped Aniston Recover From Pitt Split

"Get over him you will, young Jeni"

― shorty (shorty), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

That bridge of the song you quote Lex, ie, the "rap", is my favorite part, the rest I'm not so wild about. I think 'Nothing in this World' is definitely my fave.

― is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah the rap is something of a pinnacle - i love the dizzying whirl of the "we can dance! we can dance!" chorus too though.

'screwed' should have been a single! (i suspect that there may be no more singles, sadly.)

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

hstencil was on some weird shit this morning (just before his flight to England lol)

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

I know this is beside the point, but even if I could bring myself to like any of this album, I find it hard to believe anyone would part with $$$ to support anything Miss "I deserve a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame" does.

― shorty (shorty), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

But hey, that's just me.

― shorty (shorty), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

I would be staggered if many people on this thread had paid for the album.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

Good point Tom.

― shorty (shorty), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

we've been through this before, i still can't understand what's so objectionable about paris hilton that people actually admit that even if she'd made a great album their own prejudice would nevertheless override this. as ian penman says (his post is linked somewhere upthread), it's not her, it's you.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

i did not pay for the album but I WOULD HAVE

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

We don't buy her - it's as simple as that.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

I don't see what's so objectionable about people's own prejudices overriding them recognising a great album, though, Lex. It's their loss (or not, if being into PH's music is going to cause them mental anguish).

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

It's not a great album.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

I don't see what's so objectionable about people's own prejudices overriding them recognising a great album, though, Lex.

they should recognise that it's their own prejudices though! ie it is THEIR problem and very little to do with paris herself.

whether i buy someone is immaterial to whether i get enjoyment out of their music marcello.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

it's not prejudice, it's just contempt.

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

It's not a great album.

but the lex says it is...

OMG WHO TO TRUST?

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

I dunno Lex, blindingly obvious point coming up but...I don't hear you acknowledging your preferences as prejudices terribly often.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

did i already mention Paris album outscores both Fergie and Janet Jackson albums on metacritic? not that it means a great deal but still.

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

Me. I said the same thing about Transvision Vamp nineteen years ago and I was proved right.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

better than fergie, you say?

*ears prick up*

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

You're right, it doesn't mean a great deal.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

I like the Fergie singles, they're entertainingly brash.

I think the most interesting stuff I've read on Paris has been David Moore's posts on his blog, talking about the assumptions pro AND anti PH critics have been making about how the music must have been made and written.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

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