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sleep is for losers, i do not endorse this 12 hour nonsense sara is spouting

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link

YOU SHUT YOUR FACE, JOHN JUSTEN. SLEEP IS GLORIOUS AND I FULLY INTEND ON FOLLOWING SARA'S ADVICE IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

maybe not til tuesday or so.

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 <3 <3 to tehresa (and also sleep)

Sara R-C, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

and find, <3 <3 <3 to John, too, even though he is clearly wrong and crazy and does not understand that it is winter and we are supposed to be HIBERNATING in WARM BEDS right now.

xp this class ends Jan. 15; the rest of it is online content, and there is a ton of it. I'm not doing anything today, though, because I need a freaking day off.

Sara R-C, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

(find = fine)

Sara R-C, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

good for you!!!!! take it off! wait i didn't mean it like that!

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha, I will take the day off, but any other taking off is unlikely in light of the fact that it is VERY COLD in my office.

Sara R-C, Saturday, 20 December 2008 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey you guys, have been watching my sis' two cavapoo puppies play tug of war with their glorious new toy, a washrag. They are three months old and the GRRR ARR GRRR is very, very funny.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Saturday, 20 December 2008 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I've been wrapping presents and drinking wine to all the glorious xmas music I've found via ilx.

Not Everyone Can Be Tupac (Susan), Saturday, 20 December 2008 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link

awwww puppies

i am drinking wine and i dont' have any wrapping paper but i DID buy a few presents at the gift shop on my way out tonight (15% discount wooh) because i felt so bad about not having anything yet.

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

The reality of cooking dinner for 10 people next week has hit me. I spent $220 on groceries today. (granted there were a few bottles of wine in there, for the cook you know.)

Not Everyone Can Be Tupac (Susan), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Okay, puppies and wine drinking and music all sounds awesome. (I can't get behind the wrapping because I hate to do it, but maybe with enough wine it would be better.)

Susan - enjoy the wine; cooking for TEN sounds massively intimidating.

I'm in the middle of my usual Friday night weight-lifting boredom routine.

Sara R-C, Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I would like some puppies.

Wait, you lift weights on Friday night?

Not Everyone Can Be Tupac (Susan), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Yep, I have free weights I lift at home (ranging from 8 to 12 pounds; I should buy some 15 pound ones, but I'm too cheap and lazy). It's sooooooooooooo dull. But it keeps the arm that I broke working pretty well, plus, you know, good for you and all that.

I'm not sure if I'd like a puppy or not. Maybe just to play with for a while and then give back.

Sara R-C, Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Guys, I really hate cleaning but OMG YOU CAN SEE THE FLOOR OF OUR WALK-IN CLOSET FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS

I'm inspired enough to try to clean up my office space tomorrow! (I may not survive te attempt; tell my parents I love them.)

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Weds we also had 155 PHL, with over an hour of that on the runway.

― Meat ROFL (suzy), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

technically it is not actually a delay if you have pushed back from the gate.

Ed, Saturday, 20 December 2008 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Technically after I am up for 24 straight hours, I don't give a shit other than GET ME HOME NOW.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Saturday, 20 December 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Going to have to side with suzy on this one.

Dan, good for you. Is there anything else you'd like passed on to your parents? ;)

Sara R-C, Saturday, 20 December 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going to MOA today with Mom and sister, though, so actually I may be destined for an early grave as well. Maybe we should appoint John and FB as executors of our estates?

Sara R-C, Saturday, 20 December 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link

OH HOORAY LOOK IT IS SNOWING AGANE

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Saturday, 20 December 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

i blame people that have been dreaming of a white christmas just like the ones they used to know

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Saturday, 20 December 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

fuckers

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Saturday, 20 December 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Irving Berlin never had to shovel snow, I'll bet.

Ned Raggett! May need assistance with some early C20 California history if you are around.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Saturday, 20 December 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

btw I looked at my office and said "fuck that noise"

now I am about to assemble shelves, at some point I should eat

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Saturday, 20 December 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

god dan you are so bourgie what with your walk-in closets and home offices! sheesh!

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i have both of those things now i will be excised from the proletariat ;_;

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Saturday, 20 December 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

If we were in the South End instead of Somerville, my posts would all be like "we bought a chair, now we have to throw out the bed to make it fit" or "oh shit my money, why is it all in my rent/mortgage"

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Saturday, 20 December 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

(also my "home office" is really "side-nook in the living room with a sheet hanging over it to close it off")

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Saturday, 20 December 2008 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I just got out of the house, went to Jerry's and spent $40 on a food-shop that would cost $20 tops in London. Damn.

...but I have Ambassador wieners. And I had a corn dog, to go.

Do I have to ask why my dog is stalking me now?

Meat ROFL (suzy), Saturday, 20 December 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

we are truly in a bad economy when a librarian and a small business owner rise to the ranks of the economic elite. xposts

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Saturday, 20 December 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^I prefer these new overlords.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

HELLO IT IS MY BIRTHDAY

just1n3, Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i just got semi-wasted off two glasses of wine at a bar in alameda called 'the new zealander'

just1n3, Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link

yay hb ruby!

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link

omg i got TONS OF PRESENTS

just1n3, Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf no one revived my b-day thread from last year, i am heartbroken

just1n3, Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

you will notice that i am still posting on the internets which means that i am not on an airplane? why you ask? because my flight was canceled again and there is nothing i can do to get home til tuesday, and even then, it would be flying through columbus and cincinnati to some out of the way place like charlotte where i'd still ahve to drive an hour and a half to get home. so. i am taking a bus to dc in the am and hitching a ride to richmond with my sister and her husband, who will continue to norfolk while my father drives up from sc to get me in richmond, turn around and take me back home.

fuck an air travel.

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

aww, sorry ruby i have been distracted!

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

it's okay - i'm too busy playing with my new presents to be sad! holy shit i got so much cool stuff:

1. 'counterpoint' - photography book by parkeharriso
2. 'the upset' - contemporary lowbrow artists
3. two volumes of willa cather works from library of america
4. signed copy of 'drop city' by t.c. boyle
5. THREE smashing pumpkins dvds, two of which i used to have but don't work on US players, and the newest one
6. first edition of 'call if you need me' by raymond carver, to replace my cheap paperback
7. beautiful letterpress printed book 'proofs' by john crombie from kickshaws press
8. 'horsebucket' by carol es
9. signed first of 'microserfs' by douglas coupland
10. beautiful matt furie print, 1/10, with romantic birthday note from jordan on the back
11. chapbook of prose poetry from palOmine press
12. a wooden object that is a special tool for creating precise signature holes (for making books)
13. a large and expensive bottle of my favourite perfume
14. a super special present that i am getting sometime in january, but jordan won't tell me what it is (some kind of special book, is my guess)

just1n3, Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

i can't find it!

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh fucking hell tza, that is just the WORST. Please to check if Mercury in retrograde or something, damn.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link

this is just the icing on a shit week but damn. what karmic gods did i offend!?

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG maybe things will be better because i just got a check from my school for $499.90 that they "forgot" to apply to my tuition this semester!

rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUST1N3!!!!

Sara R-C, Sunday, 21 December 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link

tza, I hope that check is a sign of good things to come. LOTS of them!

Sara R-C, Sunday, 21 December 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG I AM SO COLD ;_;

Sara R-C, Sunday, 21 December 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh i gotta go shovel

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Sunday, 21 December 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh me too, and I am so not used to this.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Sunday, 21 December 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope neither of you froze to death. This weather is absurd.

Sara R-C, Monday, 22 December 2008 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

No chance, got one of our snowblowing neighbours to give me a hand. 10 minutes later, job done.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Monday, 22 December 2008 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link


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