oh hahahaha i was actually kidding about this being another wedding
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
you are unstoppable
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
my lyfe this month is 30th bdays births and weddings
Lol it's 8.15 and apparently the bridesmaids have been up gettin ready for some time now. Lol.
Back to sleep y/n i think so
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
not a question that i advise asking a person like me really
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
this
fuckin
dog
The bride has trained this little fucker it's becomin clear
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
Realized I only have whipped cream vodka and blue curacao and thought "well, how did I get here?" Drunk on pretzels dipped in peanut butter and pre-bedtime crunches.
― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
gin rioti wanna riotgin riota yeah yeah yeah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
hahaha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
well good evening, team.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
hey boss
― zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
tomorrow will suck at the offifce
don't caer.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
secrets:
4 u:
espresso vodka is rfeally terrible
unless you put it in coffee
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
yo tomorrow is gonna, like, really suck
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
for you, i mean
last weekend my iron rfell on my foot off a shelf and it still hurts
i might hagve to go see a soctor and shit. makes me mad.
whatever!
here's what i thnk of an iron
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
that iron can go fuck itseslf through a ice cube
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
get yr 'îron game up
― luriqua, Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:55 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest
literally, this post has never been more appropriate
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
pffft
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
what time are you going into work tomorrow
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
i feel like there's a 'no vaseline' joke here somewhere
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh if i leave in 6 hrs im good
godspeed
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 07:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
godsteen
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
i just saluted myself
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg mom yes it's 3am and i'm drinking, like i'll live
― ✇ (Tape Store), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
momz
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
note to self: better ways to handle uself
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok night moon and stars and internet
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Too much scrol5g on phone
― sarahell, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
will cop to buzzed
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yup.
― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 05:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
cheers-uh
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 06:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
hi!
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:12 (11 months ago) Permalink
Let's do this.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:17 (11 months ago) Permalink
― °™ (Pillbox), Saturday, 28 July 2012 07:45 (9 months ago) Permalink
I cooked a real nice meal for my family and ate it, but now they're all asleep and I'm drunk and I want pizza. PIZZA!
― how's life, Monday, 30 July 2012 01:14 (9 months ago) Permalink
lookout!
― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:08 (7 months ago) Permalink
not drunk, but having gin & strawberry lemonade. good and trashy.
― sriracha bishop (get bent), Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (7 months ago) Permalink
never
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:14 (7 months ago) Permalink
^^^fp xp
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 September 2012 04:15 (7 months ago) Permalink
black russians. good and trashy. < / girl drink drunk>
― gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:42 (4 months ago) Permalink
hic
― mother nature gives me a cuddle every time i beat the shit out o (electricsound), Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:43 (4 months ago) Permalink
Ayurrp
― Gukbe, Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:57 (4 months ago) Permalink
dunno whether to have another. i can still type coherently, so i must not be that drunk.
― gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:11 (4 months ago) Permalink
yolo
― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:12 (4 months ago) Permalink
having a couple 9% beers, not drunk per se but a little hazy
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:14 (4 months ago) Permalink
― gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:15 (4 months ago) Permalink
I drove by that at Thanksgiving!
― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:18 (4 months ago) Permalink
i've never been there! i'm only aware of it from california election returns.
― gimme some reggae! (get bent), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:23 (4 months ago) Permalink
I have an aunt and uncle in Davis, and kind of wanted to stop and take a photo at the county line.
― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Saturday, 22 December 2012 06:27 (4 months ago) Permalink