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renfield= fake aldo

Renfield is Dracula's assistant, who lives off of insects.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renfield_syndrome

Maybe it's referring to how al doesn't cook his steak?

Yes. He just kind of crunched his raw, though. None of the posh cooking techniques Aldo likes, such as freezing them in carbonite enrobing them in chocolate.

xpost. Raw refers to the bugs, not the steak.

in the future we will all date exclusively through the internet, and not cook our steaks. huzzah for the future, brethren

^fake^

;_;

my non-real life boy doesn't buy me beer, but he does buy me books and art. we have webcams, so we do 'hang out', in a sense.

i'm okay with being NLS: NR, WT ILX H's test case. i will definitely keep you all posted!

xpost to kv_nol

i don't really mind copping a lot of flak about the whole thing, because it'll be me who gets the last laugh when it all works out wonderfully well (not referring to you guys, but other people who've given me shit).

hey, my real life girl doesn't ever buy me ANYTHING. I definitely think you've got it sussed ruby.

I am definitely not saying what happened when F pointed out that she wasn't eating one of her chips.

oh, go on, i'll ask you then if nobody else will.

Ah. I know so little of Dracula, so I did actually google it then buggered off elsewhere on the internets. Thanks all. I feel a little bit more educated than I did earlier.

She wouldn't eat a chip because an insect had flown onto it at some point in cooking. So I ate it.

Not the chip.

It's a bit of chocolate with an oven-roasted cricket in it.

and he complains about the chocolate :/

Not the chip.

Of course not, because that would be disgusting.

al, you are a very strange man. do you have some secret hankering for going on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here?

Very good source of protein and very tasty. Seriously.

(Also, there was talk about bringing crickets to ATP)

This is your not-very-secret plan to stop me ever sharing a chalet with you ever again, isn't it? BEASTIES!!!

It wasn't me that was talking about bringing them.

Also, menko sweeties were slightly disappointing across the board, Hello Kitty Candy Perfume in particular promised so much and delivered so little.

hmm, if i could get a good fat steak of cricket i might try it, it's the fact that it is so bitty that puts me off.

and the legs, dear god the legs.

I shall be brave and eat crickets at ATP.

Keepin it realz.

I shall be brave drunk and eat crickets at ATP.

There, fixed.

Getting drunk when people are offering insect based snacks around *is* brave!

Or stupid. Fine line and all that.

when the judge rules afterwards that you were asking for it, don't come crying back to us.

I don't about you guys and eating crickets.

Also Luna has sent me flowers before, she is teh rock.

you never us

i do.

You are all off eating crickets. :(

So tired...

Onimoed?

...tired of playing the game

I am not onimoed today.

So this is what the office looks like on a Monday...

I am not onimoed either, and will not be tomorrow since I have an early start. ;_;

Me neither. Might be on Thursday though.

I am a tad onimoed, yes. Sunday morning started with breakfast at 9 AM at some friends' house followed by a very gay Oktoberfest party and ending with a very nice dinner out. Wine consumption could probably have been measured in gallons.

I four am not onimoed huzzah etc I am in foul fucking form but that's pretty much life at the moment. Yay work etc :(

You had wine at oktoberfest?!

wein, surely?

Chances of me being onimoed on Sunday decreasing somewhat as the Try Glasgow More FAP steering committee seem to be heading inevitably for Mono on Saturday.

i haven't been onimoed in 6 weeks, which is just takin the piss at this stage.

I was Onimoed at a wedding Saturday. It was a rollergirl getting married. pretty fun.

Hang on. WTF at last two posts?!

You had wine at oktoberfest?!

I did! Weird, huh? It was Grüner Veltliner so I figured it was a tolerable lapse.

real alkie sentence there!

i picked up a DS last night at 11pm for €125, which i thought was good. that's christmas out of the way for SO.

Hey, Michael White, thanks for the recommendation for that exhibition in San Francisco. Mister M thought it was great, although we are both getting a little tired of arriving at world-class museums only to find them closed for renovations.

You're in SF?

No, Mister M is in Mountain View, visiting the Mother Ship.

What museum was closed, accentmonkey?

Part of SFMOMA was closed for renovation, he said, so they were only showing part of the collection. The same thing affected us when we were in Paris last year, and me when I was in Amsterdam this year.