Gallery of unfortunate band photos

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she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

yah there name is Eternal Tapestry, what a shit sounding name. Listened to their album, good god.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

are we sure they are an actual band, and not just...weird camping buddies?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Cranky Frank Blandino

meisenfek, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 08:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

ed grimley's wacky cousin!

thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 14:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Monday, 10 October 2011 12:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

Saw this promo pic of a band called The Melvins in a local music mag. The saddest thing is that they seem to be old geezers, not young 'uns you might expect to look a bit goofy.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

Have you not heard of The Melvins or are you making a joke? They're a pretty big deal in alt-rock.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 18:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

That comment aside, it's still a photo worthy of inclusion in this thread.

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 18:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

feel like the poncho is a lame attempt to upstage Buzzo's hair

if you're in The Melvins already then just give up dude, you're not going to upstage that hair

the tune is space, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 18:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

sigh...the Giving Tree Band

Trip Maker, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like the dude who plays the book

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

god they are ALL barefoot

Trip Maker, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

Have you not heard of The Melvins or are you making a joke? They're a pretty big deal in alt-rock.

Have you not heard of Tuomas or are you making a joke? He's a pretty big deal in not knowing who anyone is.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bands in suspenders that aren't skinheads automatically make my 'will not listen' list forever

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

what about bands in suspenders that *are* skinheads?! seems an odd line to draw.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, wtf.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

"You know who can REALLY pull of suspenders? Racists. No one can make a set of suspenders look great like a really racist bald dude."

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

Or the cast of Godspell, take your pick.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

tomayto, tomahto

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

Anti-racist skinheads (and their bands) do exist...even when the politics are passable, Oi! isn't too great, but it's probably still better than the fucking Giving Tree Band.

bentelec, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

I am from the generation where there was a distinction between skinheads and baldies

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

Also, anything anywhere ever is better than The Giving Tree Band. I don't think it would've even taken seeing a photo of them to know that after seeing that name.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

"You know who can REALLY pull of suspenders? Racists. No one can make a set of suspenders look great like a really racist bald dude."
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:30 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I'm almost sure this is an actual caption from a Vice Dos and Donts from a couple of years ago.

She Got the Shakes, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp Yeah, I was thinking about oi.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dos and Don'ts was the only section of Vice I liked! ^_^

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Unless those guys are releasing wax cylinders only, there's no way in hell i'll buy into their shtick.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Anti-racist skinheads (and their bands) do exist...even when the politics are passable, Oi! isn't too great, but it's probably still better than the fucking Giving Tree Band.

― bentelec, Friday, October 14, 2011 1:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I almost joined an anti-racist skinhead gang when I was in high-school. A friend of mine was really involved in a local set. I thought "I like ska, I like shaving my head, and I hate racism" (although I didn't have any black friends). My anti-racist skinhead friend now? Total fucking racist.

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

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DJ Smoove Groothe (staggerlee), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp and that band was Madness, the friend was Suggs.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

Yup.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh god

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

God has nothing to do with that, unless by means of Old Testament punishment.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

They look like the Jedward of synthpop.

beanz meanz lulz (snoball), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also for synth spotters, that's a Prophet'08.
And for tin foil spotters, that's some BacoFoil Extra Thick.

beanz meanz lulz (snoball), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

In re Jedward comment a friend suggested they were more like a real life Jeffster:

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Friends of Mr Caeiro (NickB), Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Terrible Clothings, more like.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Monday, 30 April 2012 00:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 30 April 2012 00:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

L-R: Liam, Noel

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 30 April 2012 00:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

PS I Love You (band name)

dow, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 00:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

in yer face

dow, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 00:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

FANG ISLAND

ilxor, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

GAL-I-LEO
(GAL-I-LEO)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

do like the addition of pudgy vampire hand

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, jesus, whose is the extra hand? Freaking out here.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 09:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

Though middle guy is actually kind of suave IMO.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 09:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Keane's stylist seems to have styled the 4 guys for 4 differen but equally shit bands.

piscesx, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 14:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

(xposts) Not only unfortunate band photos, they're pretty unfortunate all the way around. Butterflies and Boners...

Advanced Uncle Meat recovery system (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:38 (1 year ago) Permalink


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