bruno mars got arrested for cocaine possession

In the current Pop landscape of futuristic super villains with drum machines, Bruno Mars is just very bland.

http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/6f6/675706329_1631528.gif

yay!
― call all destroyer, Monday, September 20, 2010 10:45 PM (1 year ago)

I'd do anythang for ya
I'd carry a gram for ya
Put it straight up my nose for ya

Sad. His Sesame Street performance gets heavy rotation in my house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0uSn9zXlTw

i felt actually kind of pissed at myself today to realize that i was telling "it will rain" grow on me

he seems kind of psyched about getting arrested

― juggalo iglesias (HI DERE), Monday, September 20, 2010 6:51 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats prob the cocaine imo

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Monday, September 20, 2010 6:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this just cracked me up again

Wait, did he get arrested again? Go to jail? I'm confused.

i think in 'lazy song' he's saying he's waking up late to p90x, like, the infomercials that are on in that time between mid-morning and mid-afternoon that lazy people wake up.

i kind of like his stupid songs

Bruno Mars clears up Vegas cocaine possession case

2 grams of coke, didn't show for the hearing = $2000 and community service
This is totally common

New Bruno album is 90% amazing

bowie and lilo did their best work on coke too

yeah i revived another Bruno thread already but totally fuck w/ this album

Cant even bring myself to try

other than the fact that the 2 best-sounding songs are about gold diggin' womens the album is pretty refreshingly devoid of the kind of missteps that generally put people off bruno mars

It's only 35 minutes, I played it twice today

I quite like the new single, it sounds very Police inspired. Not sure I can ever forgive him for The Lazy Song though.

yeah this album is actually quite strong. the only track i don't like is "gorilla" b/c the image of bruno mars doing it like a gorilla is slightly repulsive to me but hooray for the other tracks

if i don't fux with the single is there any chance i'll like this?

sure, nothing else on the album is like "locked out of heaven" at all

"treasure" is really good although it doesn't sound like a radio hit. his voice still sounds like someone trying to impress judges on "american idol" which kinda ruins it for me, but there's shockingly good moments on this album. i wish the chorus of "locked out of heaven" was more rewarding. the verses are great though.

i really really love the bridge of locked out of heaven because, like, for a Police rip to suddenly do Stewart Copeland quarter-notes on the bell of the ride cymbal is like a Weird Al-level attention to detail.

i also hear The Romantics' "Talking in your sleep"

locked outta heaven is incredible.

i know right

h8 him for singing "your sex takes me to paradise" in a Sting voice

for 8 hours at a time

like the song, hate the voice

i tried! i just, i can't. his voice annoys me so much

crut otm

I'm in to the video too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-fA-gBCkj0

i didn't know i needed a police-meets-anthemic-pop-house-breakdowns hybrid in my life but here we are

jesus, not feeling that

always cracks me up when dudes need the #1 song in the country spoonfed to them via ilm

why? it's not that odd at all, really.

3 year old daughter loves "locked out of heaven". hmmm. they're playing it at least three times an hour on the radio here.

always had a soft spot for bruno, some of this is v immaculately completed paint by numbers but i'm more fond of "show me" & "locked out of heaven". shades of fellow behatted hate object jamiroquai on "treasure", feels appropriate. he'd be suited to a cover of "too young to die"

if you don't listen to the radio, this becomes harder to hear

it's on the Internet too

lol @ "Gorilla" having a cocaine reference

explain this "internet" to me

The Internet carries an extensive range of information resources and services, such as the inter-linked hypertext documents of the World Wide Web (WWW) and the infrastructure to support email, music videos, and photographs of pottery.

pottery, eh? i'll check it out.

jesus, not feeling that

also like "heaven", but isn't it actually a rip of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYIGy1dyd8

(itself arguably a police rip admittedly)

always cracks me up when dudes need the #1 song in the country spoonfed to them via ilm

yeah, but i don't give a flying fuck about popular music

http://i.imgur.com/KPlLh.jpg

got a rollei on my wrist