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trife:
strongo: is that the guy from throbbing gristle?
trife: no thats cam'ron.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

why do those pictures exist

― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

ahaha, horse, ride-and-bite
i have eaten it - horseburgers! - but not raw

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

one of my school's students was shot and killed last night.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

The weird part was that he moved from San Francisco to Oakland to avoid getting mugged. TO OAKLAND.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...) (webmail), Today 5:16 PM. (polyphonic) (later) (link)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

i don't know anything else about this incident beyond what's been said here - but i k1now enough to say with absolute assurance, this tragedy was caused by loopholes in gun laws.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 28th, 2006.

you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning

-- am0n (vvv...), September 28th, 2006.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

60. Doesn't have a cutesy name for her genitalia.
61. DEFINITELY doesn't feel the need to come up with a cutesy name for my genitalia.
-- John Justen

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aw, c'mon
-- boo berry


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MR. PEMBERTON
-- boo berry

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mr perpetua
-- sleep

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Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks.
-- John Justen

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

good thread
-- and what (an...), September 28th, 2006 3:41 PM

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

48. willing to get vasectomy (or has already had one) because birth control is just as much a man's responsibility

-- service comedy (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), Today 5:05 PM. (JBR) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

re 48: too bad kenan is already taken, lol

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 5:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

he has a boyfriend

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

with all the bickering, i used to think morbs had the hots for ally.
then jaymc clued me in.

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

who needs to see them when you can hear them from three blocks away?

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...)


uh, puerto rican girls or kate masonicboom wearing corduroy pants?

-- chakra khan chakra khan (mikeoptin...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

it was all those coke dealers at the barn dances what brought it on

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), October 2nd, 2006 1:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

Too soon.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), October 2nd, 2006 1:32 PM. (Thermo Thinwall) (later)

It's always too soon for unfunny remarks.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 2nd, 2006 1:34 PM. (bundgee)

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

I left the movie having laughed a lot, but not having sighed with whimsical recognition as much as I think the main character would have wanted me to. I left with the feeling that I wouldn't want to spend five minutes around this insanely self-involved dude. What a perfectly intolerable "creative" type.

But the movie never tries to deny that Stephan is insufferable. He's bloody creepy, and the love interest Stephanie tells him so (after he breaks into her apartment!), along with a lot of other good advice, like that he needs to develop a thicker skin. The movie indulges in the childishness of its subject, but it does not ever condone it.

I once knew people like Stephan. I don't anymore. I wonder if they're still out there making insane asses of themselves and completely failing to connect to other people.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 27th, 2006 1:07 AM. (kenan)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 27th, 2006 1:19 AM. (papa la bas)

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

If I was in your house I would take my mini behringer mixer and as many playback sources as I could find and play fennesz through the two stereo channels, then put that Orioles Road To The Pennant record on channels 1&2 and run them through pitch delay/chorus on the sends

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:45 AM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

tom that is the worst pickup line i've ever seen

-- mango selassie (teenagequie...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:48 AM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

[09:15] fogindex: do you mind if i blog?
[09:15] orion0014: sort of.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

[10:13] fogindex: what are you wearing
[10:14] hstencil23: mets carlos beltran t-shirt.
[10:14] fogindex: take it off
[10:14] hstencil23: no.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 2:43 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)


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it's not all about you, y'know
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), October 3rd, 2006 2:53 PM. (lfam) (later) (link)


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they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 3rd, 2006 3:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

what's going on here?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

if fucking search would work, i could post the thread i started about losing my friend to christ
-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...), Today 3:11 PM. (jaxon)

it may be against work policy, but you should try using google.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), Today 6:13 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

52-54 "fuck me in the ass then ignore me" bothers me for some reason.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (mlp) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

WTF? context?

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

go read boyfriend wishlist. too stoned to c/p

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

sorry i was on a roll

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

History Of Detroit
Compiled By - Laurent Garnier
1-01 Stooges - No Fun (5:18)
1-02 Aretha Franklin - Rock Steady (3:15)
1-03 Temptations - Plastic Man (5:59)
1-04 Funkadelic - Bettino’s Bounce (3:40)
1-05 Carl Craig - No More Words (6:52)
1-06 Jeff Mills - Utopia (4:19)
1-07 BFC - Galaxy (6:41)
1-08 Arpanet - NTT DoCoMo (4:38)
1-09 D.I.E - Get Up (4:53)
1-10 Dabrye - Game Over (3:41)

Influences & Developments
Compiled By - Carl Craig
2-01 Visage - Frequency 7 (5:05)
2-02 Kano - It's A War (6:53)
2-03 Yello - No More Words (3:58)
2-04 Alexander Robotnick - Dance Boy Dance (5:09)
2-05 Art Of Noise - Beat Box (Diversion 1) (8:32)
2-06 Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant (5:28)
2-07 Capricorn (3) - I Need Love (Instrumental) (6:14)
2-08 Black Dog - Virtual (9:58)
2-09 Balil - Nort Route (5:16)
2-10 Choice - Acid Eiffel (13:29)

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

UH

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:47 AM. (vahid)

THIS SUCKS

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), September 26th, 2006 4:48 AM. (vahid)

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

2376. heartbroken. i think. i don't know what's going on.

-- like murderinging (mi...), October 5th, 2006 12:14 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

that sucks dude. :(

maybe leave the house for a while. go for a walk or something.

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 5th, 2006 12:15 PM. (map) (later)

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 5 October 2006 01:27 (6 years ago) Permalink

rofffflees i was so gonna post that.


― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

better than the normal house arrest jokes. A+++++ will chuckle slightly again.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

We're laughing at you not with you

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

Goddamnit beaten to the punch.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

that sounded way more callous than I meant it to! seriously though dude what do you get out of ILX?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 5 October 2006 04:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

i like to find out about new music here. every single post i make, no matter how little it may actually relate to it, some asshole trying to be gear or jess or whoever has to respond with a house arrest/copyright infringement/belly button ring joke. i figure it's better to just embrace it. i mean, what, as if every time some unfunny asshole posts "ysi?" i go cry into my pillow? i could give two shits. fuck you all. it's amusing.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

Lots of good music on the Noise Board "zing" thread, yep.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

belly button ring joke?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

zing!
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

I'd much rather see A BULGE than see someone's pants.

A bulge is mildly erotic. Seeing some indie kid's studenty manky grey knickers hanging out of their trousers is a total harshbuzz to my clit-on.

-- Three In A Bed Socks Romp (kate)


" harshbuzz to my clit-on"

wtf!?

you're like my anti-christ.

-- sunny successor (katharine)

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:41 (6 years ago) Permalink

omg hahahahahaha
sunny is the greatest

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

it's hard to believe there is somebody so cool!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

i wrote oh wrinklepaws in the bathroom of the library once under some political rant

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...)

the most hilarious comedic scandal to hit oberlin since the notorious reference desk instant messaging, i'm sure

-- like murderinging (mi...)

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

mickey has been sonning lf lately

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

i met you yesterday.
you're caleb's friend.
weird.

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:36 PM. (orion) (later) (link)


Yes, I am Caleb's friend. Are you his friend who has many instruments (supposedly) and (supposedly) can't play them?

-- Andi Headphones (andimagsmusi...) (webmail), Today 1:48 PM. (Andi Headphones) (later) (link)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm not sweating mickey

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

if i was stuck at home all day and unable to download new musics i'd be coming up with good zingers too

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

try it

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 23:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

Try Eco's Foucault's Pendulum instead. It will take a while and that is the point.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...)

That's the point? Why not just read the phonebook then?

-- Alba (albab...)

That's not an idea for one of your stupid records, by the way.

-- Alba (albab...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

lol

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 9 October 2006 03:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

gahahah ownerd

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 9 October 2006 04:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

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oh well : /

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:13 (1 week ago) Permalink

also he should have said "weren't"

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:14 (1 week ago) Permalink

this guy sucks

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:14 (1 week ago) Permalink

deciding if it is/is not a zing is irrelevant, we aren't here to list and catalog zings of the world, we are here to celebrate quality zings and that is not one

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:15 (1 week ago) Permalink

i was jk about picking on his grammar, i hope that was obv. im hungover. i apologize 4 it all tbh

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:18 (1 week ago) Permalink

you were otm though

― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:27 (1 week ago) Permalink

i'm not even sure how that can be read as anything other than some scummy antigay dude taking a cheap, cheap shot

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, May 9, 2013 3:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:36 (1 week ago) Permalink

it's basically "your mom is a slut." how incisive.

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:45 (1 week ago) Permalink

aren't both of the people in that exchange anti-gay?

― flopson, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:46 (1 week ago) Permalink

mccain is very pro-gay

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:47 (1 week ago) Permalink

ah ok misread that

― flopson, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:49 (1 week ago) Permalink

seems like much more of a zing on her dad than her

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2013 20:54 (1 week ago) Permalink

^^ this

It's an ugly, harsh zing, but executed perfectly, nonetheless imho.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:00 (1 week ago) Permalink

the zinger doesn't give a fuck about "sanctity of marriage," probably just dislikes gay people. or doesn't care either way and just likes zinging the outliers of his own party.

― mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:06 (1 week ago) Permalink

nobody hates meghan mccain more than the right wing base. nobody else even cares iirc!

― goole, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:08 (1 week ago) Permalink

lol, yes

― mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:09 (1 week ago) Permalink

she's a woman, and she is younger than middle age

and also she is a woman

― mh, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:10 (1 week ago) Permalink

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:30 (1 week ago) Permalink

yeah he should have saved it

― flopson, Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:32 (1 week ago) Permalink

Did anyone ever read that Meghan McCain/Michael Ian Black book?

― i, norbit (jaymc), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:34 (1 week ago) Permalink

I mean, how does this exist

― i, norbit (jaymc), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:35 (1 week ago) Permalink

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, May 9, 2013 2:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. picturing a frustrated serial monogamist being 'annoyed' by meghan mccain over his third cup of coffee and a paper open to wherever 'mallard fillmore' is.

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Thursday, 9 May 2013 21:47 (1 week ago) Permalink

yeah i can only imagine him pumping his fist all "i finally got her!"

do celebrity zing activists set phone notifications to vibrate?

― bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Friday, 10 May 2013 14:48 (1 week ago) Permalink


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