People who have dicks part 3: Dan Perry

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Yeah, they fuse at the Mississippi river...although you'd never know it by the incredibly lame "Minneapolis is cooler/St. Paul is cooler" arguments in bars...

John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

This Is The Thread Where Every Inside Joke About Dan Gets A Public Airing (PS JOHN I WILL SERIOUSLY KILL YOU IF YOU BRING UP HIGH SCHOOL SHIT).

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

R'MEMBER THAT TIME PERRY PLAYED THAT ROLE IN THE PAJAMA GAME AND DURING THAT ONE PERFORMANCE THE LIGHTS BLEW OUT AND WHEN THEY CAME UP HE WAS NAKED ONSTAGE EATING A JAR OF ALFREDO SAUCE AND CRYING AND SAYING HE HAD NO PAJAMAS AND THIS GAME WASN'T FUN ANYMORE?

gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

You mean like that time when you got really drunk and intentionally threw up in people's parked cars as some sort of lame vengeance...

Oh wait. That was me.

(No worries, sir. I use high school stories only to illustrate my own idiocy. And occasionally Mike or Jeff's.)

John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha nice! (Wait, Mike lurks here. BAD JOHN BE NICE TO UR FRIENDZ)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

See...that'll teach him to lurk. (MIKE, I'M CALLING YOU OUT. STOP LURKING ON DAN'S GENITALS.)

John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahahahahahahaha I walked right into that.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
It's astounding how silly ilx is now - and far, far less diverting.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh for the halcyon days when Kenan would start threads serious discussion threads about my penis.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

This Is The Thread Where Every Inside Joke About Dan Gets A Public Airing

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, July 28, 2005 11:50 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

kenan, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

YOU HEARD THE MAN

kenan, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Honestly, the only scary thing about my Harvard degree is the human flesh it's written on.

-- Dan Perry, Friday, December 21, 2001 7:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

kenan, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I tried to eat a device!
Dan Perry is nice

Latham Green, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

today is Dan Perry Day

Much Hard One, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

It's true. I work at Harvard and we do indeed print the degrees on skin. The more you know.

ENBB, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link

He should interview Mary J.

Nicole, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

R'MEMBER THAT TIME PERRY PLAYED THAT ROLE IN THE PAJAMA GAME AND DURING THAT ONE PERFORMANCE THE LIGHTS BLEW OUT AND WHEN THEY CAME UP HE WAS NAKED ONSTAGE EATING A JAR OF ALFREDO SAUCE AND CRYING AND SAYING HE HAD NO PAJAMAS AND THIS GAME WASN'T FUN ANYMORE?

― gear (gear), Thursday, July 28, 2005 12:52 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

۩ (crüt), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link


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