YOUR FUCKING LUNCH

Carolina B.B.Q. Pork Fucking Sandwich - Roasted Pork Goddamn Tenderloin, Our Honey-Chipotle B.B.Q. Sauce That's So Good You Might Soil Your Pants, and Coleslaw That Will Make It Ok That Your Parents Are Dead, all Piled High on a Seeded Roll Out Of The Oven of Christ Himself. Served with Fries That Will Bring Tears To Your Eyes and Peanut Slaw That You're Going To Want To Rub All Over Your Tits.

I fucknig made some fucking Pad fuckin' Thai last goddamn night, and I fucknig brought the son-of-a-bitch leftovers to fuckin' work. They were de-god-damn-licious. Okay I fucking lied, only medi-god-damn-ocre.

i think nigel slater would die but i still love it: cooked chicken, mushroom soup/cream/curry mix on steamed rice.

JERK chicken and sweet potato mash.

knobtwisting McDonald's. Sometimes I just fucking gotta have it.

Nothing. I had a big breakfast.

roast-fuckin'-beef and some namby-pamby baby swiss shit, spooged all over with horseradish sauce, holy shit that's shit is good -- all twisted up in a god-forsaken pussy-ass whole grain flatbread like a fucking gyro, man. also, a fuck-ton of faggoty broccoli florets with some sissy lime juice. wtf lunch u r so goddamn delicious NOM NOM.

some kind of tortellini salad

I was gonna have a chinese chicken salad, but after reading some of this, I think maybe I'm not so hungry anymore.

right now I'm having some homegrown fuckin' tomatoes.

threw eight bucks at fucking Korean and ate all is fucking fish greens n kimchee dog

I just had the fucking best vegetarian sushi! I had veggie rolls & the darling sushi things that have little kelp belts that hold the things on top.

UDON ('t want to fuck with me)

-- gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 11:27 AM (3 years ago)

salami, mortadella, cappicola, provolone, L/T/O, giardinera, oregano, vinegar/oil on ciabatta

I wish I was eating it again right now.

99 CENT MICROWAVE NOODLE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!

(also the name of my new favorite rapper)

Chinese take-out + some cola + some booze + some crisps.

It's amazing I'm not enormous.

I had a panic lunch - where I wander around at lunch time not feeling hungry and then grab a sandwich more or less at random because you have to have something.

guys this thread is for cursing about your lunch

you fuckers

Fucking homemade houmous with cockfarming carrot and cucumber sticks, with jizzmopping melon and cunting kiwifruit for defuckingssert.

bad ass mother fuckin spanish tortilla made by my girlfriends 81 year old grandfather who is visiting from spain

My microwavable noodles are celibate.

fucking http://www.dnr.state.md.us/fisheries/art2001/monkfish540.jpg

I should have a safety burger or something.

fucking canadian bacon on one of those fake-ass bready store-bought bagels, with mayo and tomato.

Fucking potato salad. Yum fucking YUM motherfuckers.

banana/avocado/yogurt

banana/avocado/yogurt/fucking

best fucking pizza in brooklyn with ground fucking beef on half and broccoli FUCKIN shit up on the other half

sooooo surmounter iyo what is best fucking pizza in brooklyn?

Not Ray's dude, of course

lol no

wats yers dont say pipitones

What do NYC'ers think of Grimaldi's??

not worth the sometimes hour wait

same w pipitones

not really sure what i like best but ive lived one block from not rays for 5 years and have eaten it abt 1m times and can definitively say: not the best, maybe slightly above average. not even the best in the hood, that honor going to little louies or graziellas.

grimaldi's is good but waaaay overrated. and talk abt a claustrophobic dining experience. uggggh.

u must live right next to me then i live on south elliot

greene & fulton

yup block up from u

unpossible

2 block min

ooooo GREENE not FT. GREENE

fine 2 blocks STILL

ugh I went to Chipotle today. Why?

u live next to One Greene

?

one greeen / boarded up church / my building

fun times

yay!

Hearkening back to the days of black and white movies, a fucking hamburger and a cup of coffee.

A fucking 'breakfast cookie'.

mine will be a fucking sandwich of some description

some fucking olives and some fucking pretzels

i am so fucking hungry

Some ciabatta bread and Turkish ajvar (eggplant/red pepper/spices) spread.

All of them were observed to fuck enroute to my mouth.

Fucking spinach cannelloni and some fucking salad.

fucking eggs benedict and orange juice

i just gleeked

Toasted a fucking bagel and loaded it up with the good shit: shmear, gravlax, onion, sliced tomato, capers.

Muttar fucking paneer. It was the first time I'd made it and I was fucking impressed.

fucking cheeseburger and fried fucking zucchini

Leftover tuna noodle casserole and a cup of instant coffee. Deadline time does horrible things to people.

three slices multigrain bread, several thin slices of sharp cheddar cheese

i asked a friend to pick me up some mcdonalds for lunch and bring it to me at the record store and i ate it and now i feel disgusting.

Chicken soup (homemade bitch!), Diet Coke (fuck you if you hate aspartame), carrots (raw like sushi, dingleberries), and an apple (may you live in interesting times...cockfarmers)

My first stab at chana masala over basmati rice. fairly tasty, perhaps too filling.

Lemon rice with zucchini and chorizo, fucking superb.

I just cooked lunches for the rest of the week. Spiced pumpkin risotto with roasted broccoli and Brussels sprouts and a butternut squash and sweet potato mash.

leftover tom yum goong (spicy-ish soup with shrimp, mushrooms, and lemongrass) and white rice. and cold brew coffee with almond milk. my stomach is throwing an acid party, wahey.

i had 2 slices of hawaiian pizza

i am trying to get into that zone, enbb, the one where somebody says that on sunday they just super casually threw some lentils & onions into a pot & then tupperware was used & now like an apparition this breezy reheatable delicious lunch is available to them, with encore options. i made egg fried rice last week & went back to it for a couple of days; tomorrow i'm going to smulch up a bunch of red chard & watermelon radishes with ginger & onions until it's a weird smushy over-sauteed pulp &, probably eat it over soft rice for as long as it lasts. people who eat master-cooked food from tupperware really have their shit together. & your risotto sounds so good & seasonal.

i made a huge pot of greens a few nights ago and while they were/are delicious, i didn't have the forethought to freeze individual portions and now it's probably time to throw it all out.