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think i'm gonna try that asshole Tep's Vinegar Fucking Chicken recipe tonight. (Tep if you're out there, what do you think would be the results if I were to use giardeniera instead of vinegar and peppers?)

oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:49 (12 years ago) Permalink

A blend of tastiness and not-my-fault-if-you-don't-like-it-ness :)

I think the main thing would be to make sure there's enough liquid, so that it doesn't all burn off, but other than that, hell, I'd try it.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:51 (12 years ago) Permalink

I don't think I have enough giardiniera on-hand to ensure it not all burning off, so I will stick to the recipe this first time and save the experimenting for the future.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:55 (12 years ago) Permalink

i had burnt fucking fake sausage rolls und micro chips. Then i had molten fake choc ice on toast. It was shit and wish never fucking ate it BITCH! Drank Irn Bru though so suck that CHA!

zenome kistachion, Friday, 2 April 2004 00:01 (12 years ago) Permalink

three whiskeys, four shots of something, champagne and four fucking beers

dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:17 (12 years ago) Permalink

the fucking quesadilla was good, but the motherfucking guac was magnificent.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:37 (12 years ago) Permalink

I had a contemplative reading dinner.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:49 (12 years ago) Permalink

Hey Tep, there was a 2-for-1 sale on vinegar, so I got white wine and white wine tarragon. Which do you think I should go with?

oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:29 (12 years ago) Permalink

The straight up white wine one -- I'm not sure, off the top of my head, how tarragon and spiciness would go (although it's great for vinaigrettes).

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:30 (12 years ago) Permalink

K thanks!
So just sprinkle a buttload of red pepper flakes on it, to taste? I also have dried New Mexico chiles and Tsien Tsiens.

oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:33 (12 years ago) Permalink

I like the red pepper flakes the best, for whatever reason -- but yeah, just sprinkle em on, making sure some of them get in the vinegar (or just stir everything around if you do). Don't coat it, like with blackening spices or anything like that, or ... ow. But a healthy dose, I'd say (depends on how spicy you like things, I guess).

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:34 (12 years ago) Permalink

a motherfucking GORGEOUS trader joe's roasted vegetable pizza that i added some marinated mozzarella to. this pizza has tits.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:28 (12 years ago) Permalink

I thought this thread was going to be about what food you cook in order to entice someone into the fucking.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:31 (12 years ago) Permalink

this pizza has tits. I just don't know where to go with this. But I've got to go somewhere.

Skottie, Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:34 (12 years ago) Permalink

jody that is easily one of the 10 greatest things anyone's ever said on ilx

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:51 (12 years ago) Permalink

I thought this thread was going to be about what food you cook in order to entice someone into the fucking.

As did I, but I am content to let you post it first.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:52 (12 years ago) Permalink

in my mother fucking cafeteria I downed some wet cuntilicious teriyaki chicken. I also had a hot cum all over her tits coffee. Also, there was some fucking pussy scratching noodles and a glass of cold, shit eating cum licking coke and orange fucking crush

it was delicious

sunjammerr, Saturday, 3 April 2004 23:24 (12 years ago) Permalink


stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 April 2004 23:34 (12 years ago) Permalink

i am making a fucking afghan dish that i can't pronounce or remember how to spell. it starts with a "q" and involves lamb, rice and a buncha other shit forced to absorb the spice mixture via a pressure cooker.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 April 2004 00:06 (12 years ago) Permalink

too much?

sunjammer, Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:33 (12 years ago) Permalink

I'm not really fuckin' hungry. It's not you, it's me. Must be the cigarettes

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:39 (12 years ago) Permalink

i am not really fuckin hungry. but i am really fuckin drunk. i wish i could fuckin smoke in this house.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:41 (12 years ago) Permalink

I think I'm gonna fucking leave this motherfucking internet cafe (which I'm at since my goddamned office card-key doesn't motherfucking work any goddamned more) and walk my ass up to the Pike Brewery and have some of those nachos, which no shit are fucking awesome.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 4 April 2004 03:43 (12 years ago) Permalink

I had a fucking pb&j sandwich on fucking whole wheat bread, plus a fucking small navel orange, all washed down with fucking water.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:46 (12 years ago) Permalink

Dee? I'm shocked!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:54 (12 years ago) Permalink

By candlelight, I had a stick of fuckengruven pepperoni, dog-fart-vintage cheddar, some near-death leftover brown rice and washed it down with some bad ass Heineken. Tomorrow, I will have more of same.

jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 4 April 2004 05:17 (12 years ago) Permalink

Fucking leg of lamb and goddamn mini pizzas.

Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:44 (12 years ago) Permalink

dry fucking mini wheats and a block of fucking cheese

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:48 (12 years ago) Permalink

a big old fucking chicken sandwich and french fucking fries

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:51 (12 years ago) Permalink

Spicy chicken, bitch!

Kim (Kim), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:56 (12 years ago) Permalink


rosemary ham, emmentaler cheese, and basil on ciabatta bread

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:57 (12 years ago) Permalink

sorry, i forgot to curse

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:59 (12 years ago) Permalink

fuckin' Lean Cuisine, motherfucker

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:55 (12 years ago) Permalink

A fucked-ass chicken is roasting right asslicking now. I'll motherfucking have it with shitty brown rice and a cheap ass (but fucking good!) beer. (, Monday, 5 April 2004 03:00 (12 years ago) Permalink

I haven't had my fucking dinner. I really need to get some.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 03:12 (12 years ago) Permalink

fuckin pizza & pretzels.

Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 5 April 2004 04:07 (12 years ago) Permalink

Fucking salmon waldorf salad, fucking curried pototoes au gratin, baby fucking lima beans. Clos du bois, motherfucker

Skottie, Monday, 5 April 2004 04:12 (12 years ago) Permalink


DMTina (DMTina), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:07 (12 years ago) Permalink

That roasted chicken was unclefuckin' fine. (, Monday, 5 April 2004 05:08 (12 years ago) Permalink

I just ate a fucking apple and drank my roommates fucking Hornsby Draft Cider. Later I will drink more fucking beer thats not mine.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:16 (12 years ago) Permalink

Lamb and pecan fucking risotto, and more fucking cheese pizza (I went on a pizza dough ruckus, made a lot of fucking dough and the fucking sauce goes a long fucking way).

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 April 2004 23:36 (12 years ago) Permalink

I had fake sausage rolls again + chips in brown shit bread roll. Then I had the same again. Sister had tantrum because her poisonous shit steak was fucking manky stringy shit BITCH!
Mum looks like mutton piss off. No power of the Irn Bru so suck that CHA!

zenome kistachion, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:38 (12 years ago) Permalink

early fucking dinner tonight: warm pisslicking italian salad with shiteating bresaola, vomgurgling fresh basil, and grilled-ass chicken. yum!

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 20:59 (12 years ago) Permalink


VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 21:20 (12 years ago) Permalink

9 months pass...
omg late fucking dinners these days, yesterday it was a piece of beautiful fucking ruddy pink antelope sausage (shot by my mom, it should be noted) simmered in some negra fucking modelo, with a side of spinach and fucking corn mixed up with a lot of salt and some curry powder. today it was a tuna salad that actually kind of sucked (limp fucking celery) and some carrots and zucchini sauteed in olive oil with a little dill. and a negra modelo.

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 07:33 (11 years ago) Permalink

Fucking unbelievable Shrimp Creole with fucking mashed potatos and fucking bomb-ass collard greens from Comfort Bistro in Jersey City, all for about $11, bitches.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 07:44 (11 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...
Cajun Catfish, baked potato, salad.

On the bass, 57 7th, he wrote this (calstars), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:50 (10 years ago) Permalink

fried chicken motherfuckers

strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

Sandwich: fresh mozzarella, clover sprouts, tomato, hummus, dry basil, black pepper on wheat. Baby carrots.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

carne asada burrito

charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

Gorgonzola cheddar walnut spinach pear panini with fig preserves. (Asparagus on the side.)

I already miss it.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

one fucking leftover catfish fillet with some hot sauce on it

Martyr McFly (WmC), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

red fucking snapper with fucking thai red curry sauce, rice, fucking asparagus

tonight: texas fucking brisket, spinach salad w/fucking roasted beets

quincie, Sunday, 23 October 2011 14:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

chicken chile verde burrito tbfh

tits or kitfo (get bent), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 02:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

Spaghetti and fucking meatballs!!!

Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 03:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

our fucking dinner was breakfast burritos with soy chorizo (squeezed lovingly out of its phallic casing) and corn-holio on the cob.

get wolves (get bent), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

breakfast burritos for dinner? whaaaa?
that's how wormholes get created...

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

my fucking dinner was a haddock, cod and salmon pie and i don't even like fish tbh

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

fiddleheads sauteed with ramps, ginger, basil, and chili.

quinoa pasta with homemade asparagus pesto.

vodka lemonade with muddled basil and fresh ginger.

bene_gesserit, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

i am getting better at cooking every day i feel like!

bene_gesserit, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

fuck. fuck. cleared off counter and made roughest chewiest noodles, rolled and stretched. pickled vegetables and pork on top. dish of soffft vanilla icecreamy tofu with black eggs and black vinegar and white pepper.

dylannn, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

fucking fiddleheads and ramps are such a good combo!

call all destroyer, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

fucking chinese takeout: mongolian beef, chicken w cashew, bbq pork chow fun, potstickers.

fuck. yes.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

some nights you just gotta be like, fuck it, let's have hot dogs for dinner

j., Friday, 22 November 2013 04:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

peanut butter sandwich, unfrozen fuckin chile relleno.

brimstead, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

i had gas station hot dogs for dinner, namely jalapeno bahama mamas. how delicious.

✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

Sesame bagel with cream cheese. Spicy V8.

Jeff, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

green curry & brown rice, and a few prunes for dessert

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

turkey on a slice of ezekiel bread
half a baked potato
crystal light pink lemonade

the haxan 5 (get bent), Friday, 22 November 2013 06:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

11 months pass...

a salted mylar balloon

never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 01:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

oven-roasted tri-tip (medium rare), and vegetables sauteed with white wine and herbs

Westing (By Musket Anne Sexton) (get bent), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 04:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

10 months pass...

tonight - with summer squash in place of pancetta, and raw rather than cooked tomatoes (several varieties including sungold and super sweet 100s), montinore pinot gris

last night - unusually midwestern-hour pre-concert dinner/lunch of (best-in-years) arctic char, scallions, more than one variety of broccoli, and pasta with pouilly-fuisse, first dessert of comice and end-of-season tri-star strawberries, second dessert of plum tart slice, second dinner of leftover tikka masala, saag, rice, and naan

it's not a tuomas (benbbag), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 06:28 (6 months ago) Permalink

some nights you just gotta be like, fuck it, let's have hot dogs for dinner

― j., Thursday, November 21, 2013 11:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and that was saturday. a highly-unsatisfying institutional-'gourmet' one.

it's not a tuomas (benbbag), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 06:50 (6 months ago) Permalink

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