Movies to play to seduce a date.

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??? this a weird thing to do even if you're NOT there to have sex

(the correct answer is clash of the titans tho)

― jones (actual), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, I've found Pootie Tang to be Booty-Repellant, which makes me sad.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

(And my friend, after informing me he's never actually done this, told me he'd put on Schindler's List)

Seeing pain and pogroms never did inspire lust in me. But, hey, whatever....

To really seduce a date? Hmm, Velvet Goldmine works: sex sprinkled everywhere, and if things get slow, you can both trip on the pretty colours....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

Haha maybe you need to be horny to begin with for Pootie Tang to work.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe it's just the fact that we've watched about 15 times and she always leaves the room when it comes on.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:22 (twenty years ago) link

"...i'm talkin' 'bout GROWN. ASS. WIMMEN."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I can see that too.

(FYI all of these movies got turned off when getting busy, who on earth actually wants to stop and watch any part of a movie while having sex??)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

Horace, you can't seduce her, can you? Object: keeping her body in the room....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

Movies that would make me immediately throw out a date:
Amelie
Velvet Goldmine

I'm still not sure why American Psycho didn't provoke this response.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

FYI all of these movies got turned off when getting busy, who on earth actually wants to stop and watch any part of a movie while having sex??)

If he's any good, you won't care about the explosions onscreen. Call it background noise....

I'm still not sure why American Psycho didn't provoke this response.

Bloodlust=lust, maybe?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

to sidetrack a little bit, any genres better suited than others?

while comedy can be endearing, it is rarely sexy in a very immediate way
romantic movies set expectations too high (who wants to do it standing up, leaning against a pizza oven, while changing the oil filter on a '68 Buick?)
action movies, violence negates sexiness
historical epics, long boring speeches that allow the mind to wander

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

Desperado!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

Say Anything
Jules and Jim
How High

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

I hate romantic movies by and large to begin with, so those are right out.

Background noise=massive dud for me.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

Say Anything is my romantic movie exception :)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:30 (twenty years ago) link

American Psycho was fun for the first 45 minuts, that's why. when the movie goes south, you're distracted by that point.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:30 (twenty years ago) link

So what if they come in and go straight for you p0rn stash?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

I've admitted this:
I got mad laid to "sammy
and rosie get laid"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

I don't own any porn, so it's a nonissue in my house! That'd be a huge turn off though.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

American Psycho was fun for the first 45 minuts, that's why. when the movie goes south, you're distracted by that point.

And why were you not paying attention to her for 45 minutes?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

becuase Jude Law Must Die, that's why.

"ooooo, Bone White..."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

oh and in high school
a girl started kissing me
during "flash gordon"

and she was two years
older! Me: "master of the
universe" indeed!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

I don't own any porn, so it's a nonissue in my house! That'd be a huge turn off though.

Amen! Who wants to see Debbie jiggling on a 30 inch screen?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

FLASH! AAAAH AAAAAH! HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US! from not getting kisses

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

I'd object to Faces of Death... anything else, well, we'll talk

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

do Elvis movies work well?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

"Defender of the universe", isn't it?

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

elvis movies are too riveting to even eat popcorn to

― jones (actual), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

way back in 1998, I was dating a girl whose roommate owned Cronenberg's Crash. We'd always watch about five minutes of that and then go to her bedroom. Not because the movie made us hot or anything, but because it was kind of boring, and we didn't really have a lot to say to each other.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

"Defender of the universe", isn't it?
maybe he was referring to the "masters of the universe" film, with He-man, Skeletor et al.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

courteney cox was in it

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

So Traces of Death it is, luna.

Kids somehow worked for me. Maybe it had more to do with the drugs done than the movie watched. That Van Damme hockey movie--Sudden Death?--was boring enough to work.

Hmm...Meet the Feebles!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

"defender" I know
but defense had nothing to
do with it. give in!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

There is sooooo nothing appropriate whatsoever about Meet the Feebles. I couldn't have sex for a week after seeing that without the whale-on-kitty-cat scene popping into my mind. Ugh.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

the sodomy song is a definate turn on

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Haha. I know, I felt all my testosterone leave my body just thinking about that movie.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

ARGH I AM A JACKASS IGNORE THIS THREAD THX.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

whale-on-kitty-cat

Walrus.

"ARGH! And just when I was about to pop my cookies!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:17 (twenty years ago) link

Well, when I have dates over... ha ha

I like movies that I've seen a million bajillion times, preferably comedies. Then you don't miss anything. It's comforting. But then again, I'd prefer not to have a movie on as it would be distracting.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:21 (twenty years ago) link

In college, this boy and I watched World War II documentaries on PBS to turn him off, but we still ended up kissing.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:30 (twenty years ago) link

Episodes of Graham Norton were popular with another boy.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

logans run

― kephm, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

i have a couple of tapes with old Quincy episodes that might work

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

Actually there IS that one scene in Kentucky Fried Movie...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:54 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.cosmiccafe.com/barbarella.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

kephm spot on, brilliant choice every time

― BOX, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

johnny guitar worked for me, weirdly enough

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

I once went on a date to see A Clockwork Orange...suffice to say it did not put me in any sort of favorable mood.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

worst date movie EVER: contempt

― s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

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As will 'Withnail and I'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Chasing Amy; just last night.
I don't know how I got away with this.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Boxing Helena cwould be a good choice!

Seriously though, The Pillow Book wi yer man Ewan McGregor.

― JohnFoxxsJuno (JohnFoxxsJuno), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

A Bout de Souffle.

The bedroom scene should provide enough time to get the hormones slowly a-bubblin'...

― JTS (JTS), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I was totally seduced by 'you've got mail'

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i could have sworn that i posted on this thread a couple of years ago. but anyway, blue velvet.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0002MFG3W.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Porky's

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

The answer really depends on the date.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

SCI-FI & SODOMY

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Gotta be Full Metal Jacket. It'll impress the pants right off her. (or him)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I miss Helena Bonham Carter, my favorite celebrity ilxor.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm certain I will regret this the moment I click submit, but...

LISTED IN ORDER OF HIGHEST TO LOWEST BASE ACHIEVED DURING:

Harold & Maude (possible conception)
Bubbleboy (handjob)
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimensions (feel copped)
Office Space (vigorous makeout)
scratchy VHS Tape of Tom Waits Live Austin City Limits 1978 (makeout)
2001: A Space Odyssey (passed out by the 5 minute mark)

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Why would you even keep track of this?!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, yeah, I've got a running spreadsheet

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

How could you have torn yourself away from Bubbleboy that long??????

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Bubbleboy is kind of one of the best movies ever, isn't it?

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

The scene where he thinks he died is pretty inexplicable.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.philipglass.com/images/films/koyaanisqatsi_f.jpg

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i have seen the matrix, finally.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Stone monkey took a girl to see the accused! WTF!

I have been roffling a this all day.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

(And my friend, after informing me he's never actually done this, told me he'd put on Schindler's List)

Right now, on Paramount, I'm watching the Seinfeld where Jerry is caught by Newman making out in the cinema to Schindler's List.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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