Rank the Musical Hotties of MTV's "The Real World" (First Four Seasons Only)

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that season also featured:

future Congressman and former lumberjack SEAN DUFFY
Kamila (wifey)
Elka (wifey #2)
some boring skater dude
SYRUS (aka total inspiration in that it was amazing that a dude who looked so much like a gummi bear could get so many chicks)

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeah! I think that was one of my favorite seasons. Montana also had an awful bf named Vaj(???)

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

And Sean married Rachel from the San Francisco season, right?

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

Was the skater the one who was related to Bill Clinton?

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

i will pass along news of this victory to neil when i next see him.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Friday, 22 July 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

'it was close. you best someone else by a vote'.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Friday, 22 July 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

beat. or bested.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Friday, 22 July 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

They've converted that firehouse they lived in into a rec center IIRC; I did a recording session in Church of the Advent, which is a block down the street, a few years ago and was going "why does this all look so familiar WAIT A SECOND THAT'S THE RW HOUSE" on my way there. It was a canny location; you can barely see the house at all from the main street but it's massively present and perfect for those sweeping exterior shots once you get on the side street.

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

I am late for the Beth portion of the thread, but I think I saw Beth from RW:LA in a TV commercial once. I don't remember what the commercial was for but I think she was one of a group of party guests (no lines or closeups).
And do you remember there was an episode where she'd had headshots taken and they were really awful?

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

of course they were, they were pictures of her face

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

looool

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

COLD AS ICE

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/RealWorldBostonCast.jpg

it seems like there were a lot more girls who looked like the girl in the upper-left in the '90s. did some sort of face-shape-change occur in 2000?

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

The orange-looking chick in the last one was this little blonde girl from my school. I think i saw her at a hockey game or two.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

Oh good.
for some reason Miami was my least-watched of those.

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

I found her very annoying-the orange chick that is. The other curly headed girl was also annoying.

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

Cast member successes

Appearing on the program has often served as a springboard to further success, especially in the entertainment industry.[13]

Eric Nies of the New York cast went on to become a successful model, actor, and television host, and was inducted into the Television and Broadcasters' Hall of Fame for his pioneering work in reality television. His housemate, Kevin Powell, became a successful author, poet, journalist, and 2006 candidate for United States House of Representatives for New York's 10th district. Their housemate Heather B. enjoyed a career as a hip-hop music artist.

Los Angeles cast member Beth Stolarczyk has produced men's and women's calendars and television programs featuring reality TV personalities, including herself, Las Vegas' Trishelle Cannatella, Chicago's Tonya Cooley, and Back to New Yorks Coral Smith. Stolarczyk and Cannatella have also appeared in Playboy magazine, as have Las Vegas' Arissa Hill and Miami's Flora Alekseyeun. Cooley appeared on playboy.com.

London cast member Jacinda Barrett has become a film actress, appearing in films such as Ladder 49, The Namesake, The Human Stain, and Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.

2004 San Diego castmate Jamie Chung has appeared in various television and film roles, including Dragonball Evolution and Sorority Row.

Lindsay Brien of the Seattle cast became a radio and CNN personality.

Hawaii cast member Tecumseh "Teck" Holmes III appeared in National Lampoon's Van Wilder.

Chicago cast member Kyle Brandt’s acting career includes starring in the soap opera Days of our Lives. His castmate Tonya Cooley also appeared on an MTV special of True Life: I'm a Reality TV Star.

Las Vegas castmembers Trishelle Cannatella and Steven Hill appeared in the horror film Scorned. Cannatella herself has also appeared on other reality shows, such as The Surreal Life, Battle of the Network Reality Stars, and Kill Reality, the latter of which also featured Hill and Cooley. Hill, along with housemate Alton Williams, hosts a radio show.

Sean Duffy of the Boston cast served several terms as the Attorney General of Ashland County in Wisconsin, and in November 2010 was elected to the United States House of Representatives, winning the seat as a Republican in Wisconsin's 7th Congressional District.[14] Mike Mizanin has also found fame as a WWE wrestler wrestling under the name "The Miz," a character he first debuted during his season on The Real World and has since won the WWE Tag Team Championship, the WWE United States Championship, and the WWE Championship.

Dozens of former cast members from The Real World and its sister production Road Rules have appeared on the spin-off series The Challenge, which pays $100,000 or more to its winners. Various cast members have also earned livings as public speakers, as Bunim-Murray Productions has funded their training in motivational speaking by the Points of Light Foundation since 2002, allowing them to earn between $1,500 and $2,000 for an appearance on the college lecture circuit.[15]

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

So, Hawaii is not pictured on here.

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

Stolarczyk and Cannatella have also appeared in Playboy magazine

http://www.wordsandpicturesonline.com/images/melting_nazi.jpg

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

Was Lindsay the orange-looking one?

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Jamie was also in "Sucker Punch" and "The Hangover II", making her (I believe) the most successful RW actor alum

I am pretending that "Stolarczyk" and "Playboy" were never in the same sentence

xp: yes, Lindsay was the Oompa-Loompa; I liked her

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

we're aware

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

CT is such a douchebag

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

i was gonna actually search for those beth s in playboy photos because you know little-kid-with-fork-and-electrical-outlet but somehow i stopped myself.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

I think I've actually seen them

IIRC they looked like they took pictures of someone who wasn't actually Beth S and labelled them "Beth S"

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

so like proto-fake-celebrity nudes

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

pretty much

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

Hawaii was the last one I watched. I really disliked most of that cast. Matt (?) was such a scumbag. And that pretentious girl was really awful was well.

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

as well

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

The days are long, the years are short.

Wasn't it the Chicago/Wicker Park year where there was finally the coordinated online effort to fuck with the house/cast since everybody knew where they were living?

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

Hawaii was the last one I watched. I really disliked most of that cast. Matt (?) was such a scumbag. And that pretentious girl was really awful was well.

I think it was RealWorldSucks that started calling her (Kaia) K-A1-a, claiming she was a malfunctioning android

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

Andif I remember correctly her real name was Margaret and she started calling herself Kaia after a trip to Africa.

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

I remember thinking that had I lived in that house, I would have either pulled a Ruthie and drank myself into rehab or a Justin and attempted to make my roommates destroy each other

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

She seemed to really relish being mean to Amaya after Amaya did whatever she did that justified everyone being mean to her.
And then she decided she "liked" Matt.

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

I remember Amaya saying some stupid shit about Ruthie at the beginning but watching her go from being "the vain popular girl" to "crying target of unearned ire" was really difficult to watch; Ruthie's behavior/support in the midst of all of that given the shit that happened earlier really made me love her more.

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

TECK IS HOSTING HOLE IN THE WALL NOW

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, Ruthie definitely ended up being the most admirable and likable of that cast. The others (except Teck, I think) were obviously enjoying ganging up on the weak one and being able to "justify" it.

MrDasher, Friday, 22 July 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

Oh man, I loved RealWorldSucks. Never watched the show, only the recaps which treated the participants with the scathing derision they deserved.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

You guys the Onion AV Club has been recapping Season 1 of The Real World and I didn't even know it: http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/tvshow/the-real-world,177/

BIG HOOBA aka the stankdriver (Phil D.), Monday, 25 July 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

my god, don't show things like this to me

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Monday, 25 July 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

You'll see it and you'll like it, Dan. It's just how . . . THE REAL WORLD works.

BIG HOOBA aka the stankdriver (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

becky blasband found success on the internet after changing her name to marissa marchant

cold gettin' dumb (m coleman), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

okay lol

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

great thread

horseshoe, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

...like i think i saw a photo of sebadoh in ALTERNATIVE PRESS and was like "oh, that's the guy from the sex show"

i know for a fact he used the phrase "it was a toy love"

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horseshoe, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ruthie-alcaide.jpg

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, July 6, 2011 8:00 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think you have just solved a crime

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, July 6, 2011 8:02 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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