Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven

That sounds pretty sweet! I don't think we have anything like that here!

Enjoy cider. I'm off out to watch rugby.

I'm, um, doing the work that YOU PEOPLE kept me from during the week, and then going to the theatre later on.

I am dying of booze-related badness and am about to go and watch the football and attempt to kill my hangover by drowning it in new booze. This may be a bad plan, but it's all I got.

I'm finished with ILx as of today - the witch hunt that seems to be going on by people who don't know me, have never spoken to me, or asked for my side of whatever stories they're being told is too much to bear given what's happened in my life this year so far, and so I just concede. If they want to believe I'm fake and a liar and a parody, they are welcome to. Y'all can email me if you have the desire, but the time has come (okay it was probably 3 years ago) for me to bow out gracefully and so I shall. xxx

Luna, please don't let one idiot spoil it for you. At least hang round here?

Yeah, come on Luna. In fairness, I'm so clueless about the politics of the board that I really have no idea what these people are on about, nor do I wish to know.

Hang with us. I like to see pictures of pit bulls. And, you know, hear stories of the old country.

Luna, this is the only thread I go to, pretty much, so I have no idea what's the matter. No matter, just give me some names and I will beat them up and curse them in Portuguese. Or at least tell them that their socks are purple.

why dont you explain yourself then?

You accuse someone of being fake and think it's them that has the explaining to do? Do you mean fake as in "there is no luna this is a construct dreamt up by a fat 94 year old sex offender" or "this isn't the same luna that posted to old-ilx but someone squatting her alias"?

Like accentmonkey I have no idea what's behind this but people using aliases and talking about any old crap on the Internet doesn't really need anyone to call it out as fake.

fwiw luna I hope you don't leave. You've never been anything but nice to people as far as I've seen, except where assholes needed telling.

Rough Cider FAP:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/aldo_cowpat/006.jpg

Friends who bring you ace things are ace:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/aldo_cowpat/007.jpg

Unfortunately the chocolate tasted like shite:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/aldo_cowpat/008.jpg

OK, what in the holy hell is that?

It's a bit of chocolate with an oven-roasted cricket in it. Obviously.

I also got to try aldo's GINGER SURPRISE he has planned for ATP. I think those who attend may well like it.

RUIN

Oh yeah, definitely RUIN.

I think people going around accusing others of being fake are deflecting attention from their own fakeness. Either that or some old IlX0rs are finally going off the deep end. Surely we've seen other regulars devolve into trolls and then outright loonies. Should be interesting.

you couldnt be farther from the truth.

Would you care to explain the truth about luna's fakeness, as onimo has suggested, since you're all about making this public?

im just puttin two and two together. not that difficult people!!! have any of you ever met her?

I haven't met lots of people on ILX. If I start worrying about who of those people exists and who is a figment of the imagination of someone with too much time on their hands then I might start redefining the word mentalist.

I, FOR ONE, EXIST.

i stink, therefore i am.

Make arrests, stir the shit storm, hope to reach a point of critical mass that'll start a chain reaction of people coming forward, then the government will crack. Remember, fundamentally people are suckers for the truth -- and the truth is on your side, Bubba.

More importantly, I have come up with a new nickname for Aldo. Welcome, Renfield.

Poor Luna. She'll be back I hope. They always come back...

http://www.dvdverdict.com/images/covers/stcb.jpg

and, to add my 2c, i don't think any of you people are 'real'.

not like 2pac, anyway.

Excuse me? I think you will find that I am 4 real 4 liff!!

Arsegibbonating! That should have been 4realz cos I gots no love for the Manics. To err is human after all...

my internet love's friend's reaction to the fact he spends so much time emailing and talking to me: "how can you spend so much time with someone YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW??". i laughed so hard when he told me that - it defies all logic, yet she firmly believes i'm not 'real' because he's never met me in person. because of course 'real life' people are NEVER insincere, dishonest about their motives, fake, or shady.

this goes hand-in-hand with "internet relationships often don't work out in the end" - because relationships with people you meet in 'real life' ALWAYS end happily.

Real life people buy me beer that is why I prefer them. You can't paypal a pint. Well you can but it's not so nice. (xpost)

I have never had an internet based relationship like that. I think that you are now our test case. Go forth Rubyredd, take notes and keep us posted!

^fake^

^latest in lazy zings^

hang on, plz to explain "renfield"?

renfield= fake aldo

Renfield is Dracula's assistant, who lives off of insects.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renfield_syndrome

Maybe it's referring to how al doesn't cook his steak?

Yes. He just kind of crunched his raw, though. None of the posh cooking techniques Aldo likes, such as freezing them in carbonite enrobing them in chocolate.

xpost. Raw refers to the bugs, not the steak.

in the future we will all date exclusively through the internet, and not cook our steaks. huzzah for the future, brethren

^fake^

;_;

my non-real life boy doesn't buy me beer, but he does buy me books and art. we have webcams, so we do 'hang out', in a sense.

i'm okay with being NLS: NR, WT ILX H's test case. i will definitely keep you all posted!

xpost to kv_nol

i don't really mind copping a lot of flak about the whole thing, because it'll be me who gets the last laugh when it all works out wonderfully well (not referring to you guys, but other people who've given me shit).

hey, my real life girl doesn't ever buy me ANYTHING. I definitely think you've got it sussed ruby.

I am definitely not saying what happened when F pointed out that she wasn't eating one of her chips.

oh, go on, i'll ask you then if nobody else will.

Ah. I know so little of Dracula, so I did actually google it then buggered off elsewhere on the internets. Thanks all. I feel a little bit more educated than I did earlier.

She wouldn't eat a chip because an insect had flown onto it at some point in cooking. So I ate it.

Not the chip.

It's a bit of chocolate with an oven-roasted cricket in it.

and he complains about the chocolate :/