people that YELP are scumbags

people who don't eat chicken skin are scumbags.

yes but I don't anymore xp

would buy fried chicken skin in a bag. (if this is actually a thing, be back soon.)

liking chicken skin means you'd probably also like this

http://space.tv.cctv.com/image/20090504/IMAG1241407182746405.jpg

five layers of pork fat attached to a tiny piece of slim meat, aka "red roasted pork belly" which is the literal translation

http://i.imgur.com/2mE0O.jpg

brandon???

http://i.imgur.com/Uvk9h.jpg

damn gr80 with the crucial save

oh wait that was in the boys' row. i was thrown because DAKOTA was in there too and i thought it was a girl's name.

so, i guess…

dakota???

http://www.theonion.com/articles/most-popular-us-baby-names,7296/

;]

I know a lot of lisa's who are azn too! some michelle's. no sue's though. there's truth in that joke.

it's funny b/c it's true, you see.

stereotypes wouldn't exist without, fuck it nevermind

propecia sinutab

Huh, I didn't know that about Chinese and chicken skin. Chicken skin is very common to eat as yakitori in Japan on its own.

http://www.google.com/search?&q=鳥の皮&tbm=isch

again, great coding guys.

I'm gonna buck the stereotype... my son's gonna be named grady

and if I have a daugher, she's gonna be called... luna!

genuine lolz

i'm touched.

luna is a great name for a hypothetical person

i would definitely eat (and probably have eaten) a 5:1 pork fat:pork meat but my understanding is that duck is the hip meat now

duck skin is also delicious, especially peking duck

http://i.imgur.com/XbdCO.jpg

when you go to a fancy peking duck restaurant in peking (beijing) there is sometimes a tray of white sugar on the table and you can dip the skin in that

but whatever I'm so over duck

what is the new cool meat?!?!?!?!

i want to go to a fancy peking duck restaurant

lamb is the new cool meat imo

I'm a pretty big fan of mutton

def lamb, been fucking with that

http://i.imgur.com/sIWTD.jpg

keys to this dish: fresh cumin, cilantro

Lamb is the new pork
Goat is the new lamb

what is that and how do I cook it? (xp)

I would eat all the chicken skins, duck skins and pork fats. My bf (who is white btw) finds this disgusting, but then again you should see some of the things he brings home from fast food places

meat eaters are savages

why do yelpers always try to have group birthday dinners on weekends in little places?

1. pack mentality feels greatest power overrunning joints to capacity

2. free birthday cake or whatever speciality replacement for it the restaurant has for reviewing

3. force waitstaff to sing, rate the singing in special bonus review

http://i.imgur.com/NfYkS.jpg

XD

i think that is a tumblr in-joke shop

http://fuckyouyelper.tumblr.com/post/7728383094/

i dont know if its just cause i'm working a long day at the office on little sleep but that is making me lol out loud right now

I can't believe that you guys make such a big deal about Yelpers when ~right here~ we have stuff like this just sitting there, unchecked:

this thread was motivated by chuck eddy constantly using "it rocks" or "it doesn't rock" as a critical heuristic but getting his panties in a huge twist when i asked him to explain what that means. i thought it was odd for a critic to take it as self-evident, as eddy apparently does -- it seems like a foundational aspect of his aesthetic that he doesn't or didn't care to analyze. the best he could do IIRC is to rattle off bands that do and don't rock, which is not exactly helpful. i wish i could find the thread(s) where this confrontation (?!) took place.

this particular thread never really got off the ground, really, but the question still stands. what does it mean "to rock" in a musical sense -- that is, what formal components of music generally qualify something as "rocking" in some intersubjective way?

― by another name (amateurist), Friday, August 5, 2011 9:09 AM (43 minutes ago)

Why does scumbags never want to yelp?

that amateurist post is like 50000x better than the best yelp review steve shasta

steve shasta is a yelper

― chaki, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 1:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://fuckyouyelper.tumblr.com/post/8271809258/im-vegan-vegetarian-at-home-but-not-as-picky

not surprisingly that place is located in los angeles

It gets a bit segregated on Friday evenings, white folks downstairs and black folks on the top, not sure what the deal with that is. I like saturdays better.
Music is great on both dance floors.

From a Yelp review of a club that I'm one of the owners of. Note: the entire venue is one room with one dancefloor on a single level.

I'm sick to death of reading negative "reviews" that are nothing more than butthurtedness over something like "our waitress was not aware that we should be getting four cents off our medium Diet Coke for it being our eighth Foursquare check-in and it ruined our entire experience".

xp omg

can't believe the yelp reviews of my health club - people calling it "ghetto" and one fool actually complaining about the "nudity" in the locker room? sorta comes w/the territory

first thing i thought of was this thread title

Since I am from the home of authentic Mexican food (SoCal!), I tend to exercise a snobbish flair towards Mexican food on the East Coast.

Whenever I'm craving for a veggie burrito, I head here. It not only fills me up, but gives me the authentic mexican experience I sometimes miss from SoCal.

As I am from SoCal, I have come to recognize authentic Mexican food, and learned to appreciate it.

The food was adequate, but definitely lacked that seemingly-necessary authentic SoCal Mexican food flair.

If you want authentic mexican food, come to socal.

Source of the most authentic Mexican food, according to Yelpers: SoCal. Place rarely mentioned as a source of authentic Mexican food: Mexico.