Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock

but yeh he's a closed book inside of a lockbox at ft knox, that one

markers is the best poster on ILX fuiud

fm then

dave cool: waiting for the board's indifference to crack him

ha otm

good thing this is an new school poll, otherwise Dimarceau Fishpower wins no contest

god, markers in a runaway

I always assume everyone on this board besides me is a 38-year-old man so it was weird 2 learn that markers is younger than me & not an alternadad music critic whose youthful turn-of-the-century contrarian appreciation for blink 182 somehow took over his life

well, i mean apart from the 'alternadad' part, that's prob fair comment

s-Rite

s-he was a beautiful shooting star

1.5 of these are real. People, poll is insensitive.

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i dassn't look

rip dave cool. its so sad he couldnt even last until this poll ended.

i wanna make one of these

it's sad he was cool

enter: Sad Dave http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/msn-emoticons/msn-emoticon-sad-crying-025.gif

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

i miss kshighway, he wrote sentences and didn't hide behind a veil of gifs and forced joviality

i think markers is sincere in his lols

oh sure i think he's getting some kicks but the constant bemused self-deprecation feels a little bit like a creepy joker mask at some point

i wanna make one of these

feel like i had a p hilarious idea for a gimmick but the mods refused my registration i guess cuz it was too obviously a troll account...

markers is a real boy! :(

bemused self-deprecation vs uncontrollable butthurt

I’ve got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret
Or make me frown
I had strings
But now I’m free
There are no strings on me
Hi-oh the merry-oh, that's
the only way to be!
I want the world to know
nothin' ever worries me!

you know sarahel, you seemed to know an awful lot about ilx when you started regularly posting

AN AWFUL LOT

http://serbs.free.fr/Kevin%20Costner%20JFK%2001.jpg

mh on the hunt.

xp yeah, but i've got numerous jokes

oh, i dunno.

i'm not saying they're all funny

lol @ costner.jpg

lol just saw this now thanks to a buzza link

some dude . . .

thanks for all those who were rad itt

sequel pls

the ball is in your court. get balling

i dont read ilm much, i'd be terrified of missing somesock

kshighway2

Hilarious

let's see, "Vic Perry", "boy_slayer", one other?

i was actually just about to post here to plead for my exclusion from this silliness. i know that i do deserve it, however. ::sigh::

ah b_s i think you're cute tbh i was just hazing ya :)

(if you cd confine your repping for horrible 90s Britpop shite to the designated threads that'd be sweet tho ;-) )

i assuredly will, now!

nv dont let me down now

wait, when did i ever rep for shite britpop on the rong threads? unless the sundays are britpop? (i do talk about the sundays everywhere. the sundays are like, god's music to me). i also slagged luke haines in that north sea scrolls thread, and i kind of feel like shit about that!

whatever. <3

whoever's responsible for paolo the dubstep chelsea fan, please do better

xp

it's all good.

i get all tetchy if somebody talks about Suede and Haines in the same post ;-)

hahaha, shit. i'm the same way about, well, all sorts of pairs of bands! some people actually think shelleyan orphan are better than the sundays!

i get what you're saying. that thread should be torched and begun over. i'm new, and i think i was only trying to integrate myself into ilx.

god no, never apologise never explain, some of us just say rude shit all the time without ever thinking people take it seriously

never apologize, never explain! i know! that's why i'm kind of a shitty poster so far! there needs to be like, an ilx training/bootcamp. tombot could run it!