Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock

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brodie does not think base thoughts

46. I'm A Loser single (Points: 194, Voters: 9, Number Ones: 1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynpC1e9I9E

no thank u based brod

OK, that's annoying...

omg based brod

btw for "most hilarious" brod winz

RIP my rodman account

Geir Hongro

― ever feel like you're an ilmposter? (NickB), Friday, July 15, 2011 7:57 AM (1 hour ago)

^^^

this isn't meant to be an exhaustive list so much as a one-joke markers zing

going with markers because of the aforementioned "real boy" tension, plus dave cool and brodie are easy enough to ignore.

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yeah i gotta say brodie's confinement to one ignorable thread is a big plus

maybe the mods could edit title to "most recent"? aja r.i.p.

ja i would support that edit

What?

shit it's a poll i don't think they can

its so sad she was ahead of her time

poll thread titles are editable, but that's all. if this wording doesn't suit, let me know what you want it to be

cheers, cd you change it to "Nu School" instead of what's in the parentheses now?

"the hair bear bunch"

thanx Wm

glad to

is it wm c or w mc i must know

look at the cases dude

William C

ur mistaking me for the bellhop

*updates dmac.xls* hmmm interesting interesting

brodie

ur mistaking me for the bellhop

this is the greatest worst joke ever btw

i feel like we should have been keeping a running tally since day one. so many socks lost in time like tears in rain.

Even as a single speed sock, Markers is a bit one dimensional. Dave Cool is a breath of fresh air in the Big Jim Swells style. Who the hell is Brodie?

I don't know what the "joke" is for any of these guys

brodie: fuck if i know
dave cool: waiting for the board's indifference to crack him
markers: a robot programmed in the '90s and dropped into the future, trying to communicate his pain through only emoticons and monosyllables

buffandmaxsmom

what was the gal Stevie D did briefly whose posts were all like "I love juice!"?

rhonda! that was it

I thought Stevie didn't kiss and tell

oops i guess that was 77-priv'd information. way to let the sock out of the bag, dell

but yeh he's a closed book inside of a lockbox at ft knox, that one

markers is the best poster on ILX fuiud

fm then

dave cool: waiting for the board's indifference to crack him

ha otm

good thing this is an new school poll, otherwise Dimarceau Fishpower wins no contest

god, markers in a runaway

I always assume everyone on this board besides me is a 38-year-old man so it was weird 2 learn that markers is younger than me & not an alternadad music critic whose youthful turn-of-the-century contrarian appreciation for blink 182 somehow took over his life

well, i mean apart from the 'alternadad' part, that's prob fair comment

s-Rite

s-he was a beautiful shooting star

1.5 of these are real. People, poll is insensitive.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

i dassn't look

At the end of 'Our Time' by UK rapper Klashnekoff he calls the head of the Metropolitan Police a cunt. Rappers being rude to the police is nothing new but you hardly ever hear them using the c-word

― paolo, Sunday, 25 November 2012 10:28 (1 month ago)

idk if u were going to do a deep cover british-italian chelsea fan, ukhh clasixx and vatican shadow is certainly an interesting angle

thinking more fratellis, fun loving criminals, cheeky bit of the old swedish house mafia nahmean

wait, wait. how's life is messing with me, right?

maybe this is actually pete w in a new incarnation

http://firstcommunionstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sts_-peter-paul_0.jpg

Paolo is real and IRL is one of the most interesting people to talk with about music that you could hope for.
I'm sure he would also be very embarrassed about me rushing in here to defend him like this.

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that is nice to hear mr m

shall we do an ask paolo thread? where were you when mateja kezman scored his last goal in english football, top 3 roots manuva b-sides, that type of thing

ah don't be mean

"in english football" *so far*, surely (xp)

not being mean! ok not being unduly mean, by the standards of ilx hazing

an 'ask x' thread is not mean anyway, even if they sometimes get too little traffic

fair enough! just wouldn't want to alienate anyone from our rapidly shrinking commune.

welcome paolo ;)

¤ Grampsy
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whoever's responsible for paolo the dubstep chelsea fan, please do better

― r|t|c, Sunday, 6 January 2013 12:14 (4 months ago)

JT can wear whatever the fuck he wants

CAPTAIN

LEADER

LEGEND

― paolo, Thursday, 16 May 2013 10:22 (Yesterday)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbFhwsSAxro

Lol otm

champions of europe we know what we are m8s

is "color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that" a sock

nah

brodie gotta be all grown up now

lol r u drunk?

i was tempted to make a sock account called "Woke" and only post in the coffee thread so that it could show up in SNA as (started by Ally ... last updated by Woke)