DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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CANNESED was genius, tracer

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, in a supposedly left-wing paper, sexist shit like that. ^^^^ "Grow some balls." I can't even...

Karen D. Tregaskin, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

she's standing on a stack of newspapers because women are short

so brycey (history mayne), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:29 (3 years ago) Permalink


40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

Gilmour kid reminds me of someone...

there is no dave only cool (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

also xp to a whole other thread but, y'huh, psyched for more caek scoops. i don't really understand journalistic practices on this kind of thing - isn't it the kind of thing that a la ryan giggs' marriage, should be being flagrantly discussed piecemeal on twitte?

Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

Who is that? Surely not the pol. editor of The Economist?

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

murdoch meeting the dowlers this a'noon...anonymous tipoff

LocalGarda, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

from me i mean

LocalGarda, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dowlers, please surreptitiously tape the meeting.

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Sometimes I wonder how anyone over 25 takes Laurie Penny seriously.[NB: the cenotaph incident wasn't what he was jailed for]

True but...

Passing sentence, Judge Nicholas Price QC accepted that Gilmour's behaviour at the Cenotaph did not form part of the violent disorder, but accused him of disrespect to the war dead.

Seems v. harsh - does he have any previous?

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

friend of a friend who has a brother in the know just let me know that police have opened an investigation into r brooks' involvement in maddie abduction, also got me google plus invites

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

None. Dumbfuck judge, my taxpayer friends and I really don't want to hear your opinion on matters outside the actual charge. Hope they appeal. xp

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

Fair point. Judge had no cause to mention cenotaph at all.

Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

The judge gave another student 12 months last week for throwing a stick.

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

Judicial appointments
Senior Circuit Judge Appointment - Price QC

11 July 2011

The Lord Chancellor, the Right Honourable Kenneth Clarke QC MP has appointed His Honour Judge Nicholas Peter Lees Price QC to be a Senior Circuit Judge, Resident Judge based at Kingston Crown Court Centre effect from Monday 11 July 2011.


nakhchivan, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

They're charged with 'violent disorder' rather than criminal damage, which means the penalties are much more severe. Being part of a large group and being in a public place are aggravating factors.

The whole area of the law is extremely controversial as you're not really being judged on the acts you carried out but the wider context of the event. Someone got five years, a while back, for throwing stones at police during a 'riot'.

модный хипстер (ShariVari), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

i see that martin rowson still hasn't mastered the felt tip

Ward Fowler, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

3.47pm: Breaking: David Cameron hosted Andy Coulson at Chequers this spring after his resignation in January ... More details soon ...

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

He was calling him his friend a week ago

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

don't forget The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread

probably not going to keep murdoch and uk politics completely separate (am i right?!?!), but started another thread because the newscorp stuff going international and it was drowning out good honest tory scum news.

caek, Friday, 15 July 2011 15:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

OK, to repost (which is disappointing) I notice that this thread has managed to spend even less time on the defense review than the mainstream media. Do people really have nothing to say? (I spent my afternoon with journos and people waiting to lose their jobs) It's another tory attack on Scotland, but this time it leaves British armed forces in an impossible position.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

As a lily-livered pacifist type, I'm not entirely unhappy that cuts are being made in defence spending, but yes, this whole thing sounds like it has fucked an entire community over. DOn't seem to be any real plans for creating new jobs there.

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

I come from an air force family btw and spent my childhood on various bases, so I appreciated what a huge thing this is for the people that live there.

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, me too - I've lived my whole life on or near RAF bases (and I'm a lily-livered pacifist too, though I've recently decided on certain revolutionary exceptions). But Fox even referred to the SNP's (very unlikely to succeed) threat of independence as a reason for the decision. He's punishing communities for how they vote.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hadn't caught that aspect of it, but Fox has always been a huge cock.

Should say best wishes to you and yours dowd, dunno what you do but I hope yr okay.

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's kinda up in the air at the mo, but cheers.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

i had thought the scots wanted uk armed forces off their patch??

so brycey (history mayne), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

Doubtless some of them do - the minority who support independence. But no-one in communities around these bases wants them to go. We should have found another of Ewen MacGregor's siblings to protect Leuchars, as they (thankfully) did Lossiemouth.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

Quite sad about this. I worked at Leuchars for 8 years and had a great time, still know a few people there and hope things will work out ok for them.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

Brooks's husband Charlie says bag belonged to him not Rebekah. Spokesman says: "A cleaner thought it was rubbish and put it in the bin.

What cleaner throws a computer in a bin? loool

prolego, Monday, 18 July 2011 20:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

scotland hates tories, tories hate us. this will never change.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

also the nats don't want rid of the brit armed forces, salmond campaigned against this iirc.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yes, he did - he gave a speech n the village hall across the road from my house. The SNP's position was that we've already lost a base, so expecting Scotland to bear 2 of it's 3 bases closed was ridiculous, so both Lossiemouth and Leuchars should stay open.

At least it will be quieter here - the Typhoons are noisy as hell. Now it'll just be rifle drills and the odd helicopter (assuming the vague ideas about an army barracks come to fruition, and even then it'll probably be about five years)

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

imo the defence review is classic osbornomics, ie unserious. it wasn't a real review: if they don't want the uk to be one of the big clubs, they should make that case, but doing it as part of a defence review *and then launching into a new war* was just derrrrrrrrrrrrp.

so brycey (history mayne), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

Fox kept responding to questions by saying things like 'in order to achieve a regular/reservist proportion similar to the US we have to...' but he never explained why such a ratio was desirable. Of course, it's all about the £££'s, but he should have the guts to say so.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

November 2006:

Shadow Olympics minister Hugh Robertson said: "The secretary of state has admitted to a 40% increase.

"She has failed to disclose the true cost of VAT, contingency, building cost inflation and security, much of which was entirely predictable at the time of the bid.

"Today's increase is just a starting point. While the figures remain ambiguous, we can only expect further increases."

July 2011:

The Olympic Delivery Authority has announced 88% of the building programme for London 2012 is now complete.

It has also been announced the anticipated final cost of the project fell by £16m during the last quarter.

This has prompted Sports Minister Hugh Robertson to say for the first time he is "confident" the project will come in under its £9.3bn budget.

He said: "With one year to go construction is 88% complete, ahead of time and under budget."

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 13:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

NHS services opened to competition

stet, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 14:59 (3 years ago) Permalink


natalie imbroglio (suzy), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

Wheelchair services an interesting choice for the first round, given Cameron's been talking about his troubles with them.

stet, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

Seriously, fuck these guys. They know it's completely buried.

emil.y, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

I hear Champneys in Tring treats people in wheelchairs well...

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

Interesting choice of day to announce this eh?

a million anons (onimo), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

The Guardian has the Lansley announcement story on page 15, the Independent on page 21, The Times on page 17 and the Daily Mail on page 31. And that's your lot.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 07:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

iirc this was something that was going to happen. and now it has happened, kind of thing.

only bad dog on the street (history mayne), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 08:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

Osborne's lost his (Jonny) marbles?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dorset County Council is closing 9 of its 34 libraries, with 11 of those left to be run by unpaid volunteers and community groups.

Apparently it's OK because 75 per cent of Dorset residents never set foot inside a library.

Wonder what the percentage of primary school age children is. Oh.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

They all vote Tory down there anyway, so fuck 'em, they're getting what they voted for

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:06 (3 years ago) Permalink


resting rich face (suzy), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

the best bit of that of course being that ukip will lose some of the eu subsidies they were getting for being group members

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 16 October 2014 11:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

True. According to the BBC: "Group status means extra funds, seats on committees and more speaking time."

Farage has just blamed Martin Schulz for the collapse btw. You just don't expect it amirite? (can't find an English source for this btw, while it's all over the Spanish press for example)

definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 16 October 2014 12:35 (1 month ago) Permalink

great picture of Nige and his close associate Swiss Tony:

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

Is that a toothbrush he's holding?

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

no it's a badly-rolled joint i think

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

a joint rolled with toilet paper?

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

it's a brussels euro-joint, too big and unwieldy to work effectively and pretty much on the verge of falling apart. soon to be coming over here and stealing our weed

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

One thing I learned from that Nick Griffin/Keith Allen documentary thing, is that the EU parliament is the only work-related building in Europe that allows smoking within it.

Mark G, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

"do we as we say, but not as we do"

mark e, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

as if Farage wasn't bad enough before hanging out with Wayne Coyne

Merdeyeux, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

In a Facebook message, UKIP said: "Our celebrity member Mike Read, the former Radio 1 DJ, has written a brand new single especially for UKIP and we need your help to get it to the top of the pop charts."

The song, credited to The Independents, has been released on iTunes and Amazon. The party said 20p from every 79p download would go to UKIP.

On Twitter, Mr Farage said: "Help get the UKIP Calypso by The Independents to Number 1."

The song makes digs at Prime Minister David Cameron, Chancellor George Osborne and European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker.

'A bit of fun'

There are also references to tax, immigration and the European Union, with lines like: "With the EU we must be on our mettle/Want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles."

Read told Sky News it was "a satire and a bit of fun", adding that it was "nothing remotely racist".

"It's not terribly serious," he said. "It wouldn't have sounded very good sung in a Surrey accent."

Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2014 15:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

is there anything that has been described by its perpetrator as "not remotely racist" that wasn't entirely and irredeemably racist?

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Monday, 20 October 2014 15:41 (1 month ago) Permalink

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龜✊ (wins), Monday, 20 October 2014 16:05 (1 month ago) Permalink

"Gu1d0 F4wk3s" get off my telly

DG, Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:43 (1 month ago) Permalink

'A bit of fun'

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

Gone and replaced with bloody Keith Allen and Damien Hirst. I hope Nigel Slater's gonna cook an Ebola souffle for them

DG, Thursday, 23 October 2014 12:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

come on, you can hardly compare some right wing playboy troll to yeah you know how this ends

Chimp Arsons, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:38 (1 month ago) Permalink

Today it's some guy, something 'Farage', dunno, don't recognise him

DG, Friday, 24 October 2014 11:09 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

There's something deeply embarrassing about the PM taking to Twitter to chunter on about how angry he is and how he won't pay a bill he secretly knew was coming for ages.

Matt DC, Friday, 24 October 2014 13:39 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

He won't be paying it on the 1st of December. Didn't say anything about not paying it on the 2nd.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:05 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Fk it let's all not pay our bills.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:06 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

EU Contribution Riots in Parliament Square, this time the ringleaders being Her Majesty's Government.

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:12 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

ukip will jump for joy about eu bill irony

ukip housing spokesperson makes £££ from migrant tenants irony

conrad, Friday, 24 October 2014 14:18 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

will be the end of me

NYC if you didn't know was taken over by skeleton hipsters in the past (stevie), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:40 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Fallon told Sky News: “The Germans haven’t seen our proposals yet and we haven’t seen our proposals yet"

if you see them say hello (they might be in tangiers) thanks bob.

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:51 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

The Falkirk MP, who quit the Labour Party after a boozy brawl in a Commons bar in 2012, was questioned on suspicion of causing actual bodily harm in the latest incident.

The alleged confrontation happened on Friday at the News and Food Express shop in Camden, north London.

Staff claim Joyce turned on the youths after they bumped into him.

One boy fell to the ground in the scuffle as the MP tried to stop them escaping.

Owner Muhammed Hussain, 44, arrived as police were quizzing Joyce and the boys.

He said: “The sweet stand had collapsed and there were sweets all over the floor. I think one of the boys pulled it down as they were trying to get out the shop.

“It cost me around £200 to repair the damage as well as another £100 in lost trade.”

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:26 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Hey, he was pre-emptingly preventing a robbery, right? I mean, if he was an old soldier, he'd be getting a medal from the queen right?

No. Not

Mark G, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 06:53 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

He is an old soldier.

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 10:15 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

thought this was a hack, but it's been up two hours now.

"Nonsense to say schools 'must teach gay rights'. We want schools to teach broad curric based on British values" (@educationgovuk)

gyac, Sunday, 2 November 2014 14:45 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Raus! Raus!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 3 November 2014 15:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Wow the Labour Party is so inept at committing regicide. Their brilliant plan seems to be to replace E-Milli with a dude who doesn't want the job and whose first act as shadow chancellor was to tell the media he was off to buy a primer in economics.

Matt DC, Sunday, 9 November 2014 09:30 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

When was the last time a party chucked their leader when they were ahead in the polls with six months to go until a general election? I have little to no sympathy for Miliband but The Guardian has been trying to orchestrate this for months and the only MPs who have hinted in public that they would look at a change are Simon Danczuk, who'd be more at home in UKIP anyway, and Tristram Hunt.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 November 2014 09:57 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

There doesn't even seem to be an ethos behind the 'plotters' other than 'we should have someone who is more popular'.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 November 2014 09:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

that sentiment is the Clause 4 of Ghost Labour

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 November 2014 10:19 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

EMil has barely anybody else but himself to blame for his leadership but there's been a whiff of anti-semitism amongst the general anti-intelligentsiaism that's been pelted at him from day 1. NB you don't have to be a member of any kind of intelligentsia to draw the insinuations from the gutter press.

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 November 2014 10:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Be too smart/dumb/weird/straight/ginger/bald/plebian/privileged

Be the leader of the labour party, at any point in history

Mark G, Sunday, 9 November 2014 10:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"We should have someone who is more popular" is a reflexive panic move from any party especially when faced with actively populist leaders like Salmond and Farage. Some segments of the Tories are desperate for Boris Johnson for the same reason.

The "he looks weird" thing is definitely informed by unacknowledged anti-semitism - cf multiple amateur social media comedians comparing him to the Child Catcher. Although it's worth pointing out that the person to whom he is most consistently unfavourably compared is his own brother.

My guess is that Labour's long poll lead has been entirely chimeric for years and will evaporate at election time. Still, I suspect that Labour were banking on basically stumbling over the line next May and are now bricking themselves because of Scotland. There's almost certainly some unvoiced frustration at the leadership having committed to austerity, which still feels like a very high political price to pay for the opportunity to scrape over the line and become the weakest and post pilloried Prime Minister since the 70s if not before.

Matt DC, Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

has this genuinely happened anywhere in the last 50 years? i mean surely you don't/ can't switch leaders with less 200 days to go? i wonder what David Miliband makes of it all.

piscesx, Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:34 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

One of my friends is wont to save of EMil, "If only he'd die or something!" That's, uh, pretty harsh. Still, Gaitskell, mystery illness, rapid decline and death, Labour win next election.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:47 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

... John Smith!

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:49 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

yeah, that worked out well

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 November 2014 11:49 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

has this genuinely happened anywhere in the last 50 years? i mean surely you don't/ can't switch leaders with less 200 days to go?

Australia last year (& cf the last four years)

the incredible string gland (sic), Sunday, 9 November 2014 12:56 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

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