DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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CANNESED was genius, tracer

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, in a supposedly left-wing paper, sexist shit like that. ^^^^ "Grow some balls." I can't even...

Karen D. Tregaskin, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

she's standing on a stack of newspapers because women are short

so brycey (history mayne), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:29 (3 years ago) Permalink


40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

Gilmour kid reminds me of someone...

there is no dave only cool (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

also xp to a whole other thread but, y'huh, psyched for more caek scoops. i don't really understand journalistic practices on this kind of thing - isn't it the kind of thing that a la ryan giggs' marriage, should be being flagrantly discussed piecemeal on twitte?

Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

Who is that? Surely not the pol. editor of The Economist?

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

murdoch meeting the dowlers this a'noon...anonymous tipoff

LocalGarda, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

from me i mean

LocalGarda, Friday, 15 July 2011 13:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dowlers, please surreptitiously tape the meeting.

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Sometimes I wonder how anyone over 25 takes Laurie Penny seriously.[NB: the cenotaph incident wasn't what he was jailed for]

True but...

Passing sentence, Judge Nicholas Price QC accepted that Gilmour's behaviour at the Cenotaph did not form part of the violent disorder, but accused him of disrespect to the war dead.

Seems v. harsh - does he have any previous?

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

friend of a friend who has a brother in the know just let me know that police have opened an investigation into r brooks' involvement in maddie abduction, also got me google plus invites

who shivs a git (darraghmac), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

None. Dumbfuck judge, my taxpayer friends and I really don't want to hear your opinion on matters outside the actual charge. Hope they appeal. xp

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 15 July 2011 13:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

Fair point. Judge had no cause to mention cenotaph at all.

Strictly vote-splitting (DL), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

The judge gave another student 12 months last week for throwing a stick.

that was the last arrow in my quiver of whimsy (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

Judicial appointments
Senior Circuit Judge Appointment - Price QC

11 July 2011

The Lord Chancellor, the Right Honourable Kenneth Clarke QC MP has appointed His Honour Judge Nicholas Peter Lees Price QC to be a Senior Circuit Judge, Resident Judge based at Kingston Crown Court Centre effect from Monday 11 July 2011.


nakhchivan, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

They're charged with 'violent disorder' rather than criminal damage, which means the penalties are much more severe. Being part of a large group and being in a public place are aggravating factors.

The whole area of the law is extremely controversial as you're not really being judged on the acts you carried out but the wider context of the event. Someone got five years, a while back, for throwing stones at police during a 'riot'.

модный хипстер (ShariVari), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

i see that martin rowson still hasn't mastered the felt tip

Ward Fowler, Friday, 15 July 2011 14:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

3.47pm: Breaking: David Cameron hosted Andy Coulson at Chequers this spring after his resignation in January ... More details soon ...

natalie imbroglio (suzy), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

He was calling him his friend a week ago

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 15 July 2011 14:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

don't forget The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread

probably not going to keep murdoch and uk politics completely separate (am i right?!?!), but started another thread because the newscorp stuff going international and it was drowning out good honest tory scum news.

caek, Friday, 15 July 2011 15:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

OK, to repost (which is disappointing) I notice that this thread has managed to spend even less time on the defense review than the mainstream media. Do people really have nothing to say? (I spent my afternoon with journos and people waiting to lose their jobs) It's another tory attack on Scotland, but this time it leaves British armed forces in an impossible position.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

As a lily-livered pacifist type, I'm not entirely unhappy that cuts are being made in defence spending, but yes, this whole thing sounds like it has fucked an entire community over. DOn't seem to be any real plans for creating new jobs there.

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

I come from an air force family btw and spent my childhood on various bases, so I appreciated what a huge thing this is for the people that live there.

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, me too - I've lived my whole life on or near RAF bases (and I'm a lily-livered pacifist too, though I've recently decided on certain revolutionary exceptions). But Fox even referred to the SNP's (very unlikely to succeed) threat of independence as a reason for the decision. He's punishing communities for how they vote.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hadn't caught that aspect of it, but Fox has always been a huge cock.

Should say best wishes to you and yours dowd, dunno what you do but I hope yr okay.

scraping wheatus off the wheel (NickB), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's kinda up in the air at the mo, but cheers.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

i had thought the scots wanted uk armed forces off their patch??

so brycey (history mayne), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

Doubtless some of them do - the minority who support independence. But no-one in communities around these bases wants them to go. We should have found another of Ewen MacGregor's siblings to protect Leuchars, as they (thankfully) did Lossiemouth.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

Quite sad about this. I worked at Leuchars for 8 years and had a great time, still know a few people there and hope things will work out ok for them.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

Brooks's husband Charlie says bag belonged to him not Rebekah. Spokesman says: "A cleaner thought it was rubbish and put it in the bin.

What cleaner throws a computer in a bin? loool

prolego, Monday, 18 July 2011 20:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

scotland hates tories, tories hate us. this will never change.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

also the nats don't want rid of the brit armed forces, salmond campaigned against this iirc.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yes, he did - he gave a speech n the village hall across the road from my house. The SNP's position was that we've already lost a base, so expecting Scotland to bear 2 of it's 3 bases closed was ridiculous, so both Lossiemouth and Leuchars should stay open.

At least it will be quieter here - the Typhoons are noisy as hell. Now it'll just be rifle drills and the odd helicopter (assuming the vague ideas about an army barracks come to fruition, and even then it'll probably be about five years)

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

imo the defence review is classic osbornomics, ie unserious. it wasn't a real review: if they don't want the uk to be one of the big clubs, they should make that case, but doing it as part of a defence review *and then launching into a new war* was just derrrrrrrrrrrrp.

so brycey (history mayne), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

Fox kept responding to questions by saying things like 'in order to achieve a regular/reservist proportion similar to the US we have to...' but he never explained why such a ratio was desirable. Of course, it's all about the £££'s, but he should have the guts to say so.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 18 July 2011 20:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

November 2006:

Shadow Olympics minister Hugh Robertson said: "The secretary of state has admitted to a 40% increase.

"She has failed to disclose the true cost of VAT, contingency, building cost inflation and security, much of which was entirely predictable at the time of the bid.

"Today's increase is just a starting point. While the figures remain ambiguous, we can only expect further increases."

July 2011:

The Olympic Delivery Authority has announced 88% of the building programme for London 2012 is now complete.

It has also been announced the anticipated final cost of the project fell by £16m during the last quarter.

This has prompted Sports Minister Hugh Robertson to say for the first time he is "confident" the project will come in under its £9.3bn budget.

He said: "With one year to go construction is 88% complete, ahead of time and under budget."

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 13:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

NHS services opened to competition

stet, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 14:59 (3 years ago) Permalink


natalie imbroglio (suzy), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

Wheelchair services an interesting choice for the first round, given Cameron's been talking about his troubles with them.

stet, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

Seriously, fuck these guys. They know it's completely buried.

emil.y, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

I hear Champneys in Tring treats people in wheelchairs well...

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

Interesting choice of day to announce this eh?

a million anons (onimo), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 15:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

The Guardian has the Lansley announcement story on page 15, the Independent on page 21, The Times on page 17 and the Daily Mail on page 31. And that's your lot.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 07:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

iirc this was something that was going to happen. and now it has happened, kind of thing.

only bad dog on the street (history mayne), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 08:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

Osborne's lost his (Jonny) marbles?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 11:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dorset County Council is closing 9 of its 34 libraries, with 11 of those left to be run by unpaid volunteers and community groups.

Apparently it's OK because 75 per cent of Dorset residents never set foot inside a library.

Wonder what the percentage of primary school age children is. Oh.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

They all vote Tory down there anyway, so fuck 'em, they're getting what they voted for

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

Fight the good fight, Sol (xp)

Gay Briton (Tom D.), Friday, 10 October 2014 14:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Ex-England defender believes he can secure ‘the black vote’

couldn't even secure the North London vote amirite?

Chimp Arsons, Friday, 10 October 2014 16:34 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I know we need to fight the real enemy here and that Jones is on the right side of the debate but every time he uses one of these pleased-with-himself phrases like "earning their poverty" I die a little inside. It's up there with "Israel is acting as Hamas's recruiting sergeant" in the Ladybird Book of Vacuous Leftist Bollocks.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 October 2014 17:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Altho I do get annoyed by Owen Jones' style I don't think "earning their poverty" is vacuous

ogmor, Friday, 10 October 2014 17:54 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

It depends on your interpretation of "earning" in this context but it's a pretty dumb soundbite to trot out on national TV.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I'm just taking it as another way of referring to the working poor

ogmor, Friday, 10 October 2014 19:32 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

it sounds a bit glib, but it might make people stop and unpack what it means

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 19:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

yes i think it could be a pretty effective term. it definitely caught me.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 10 October 2014 20:55 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I thought "earning their poverty" was brilliant - focusses on the idea that so many people in poverty are working and that they need benefits because their wages are so low. Important point to keep making.

Re-Make/Re-Model, Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

But yes, he says "elite" too often

Re-Make/Re-Model, Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:07 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

The phrase is undermined by the fact that it could also mean "they're deserving of their poverty", which obviously isn't what Jones means but it does kind of hang there.

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:16 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

also don't think that "Israel is acting as Hamas's recruiting sergeant" is vacuous either tho am reluctant to derail thread down that road.

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

representin 4 vacuous leftist bollocks hard core 24-7 andudontstop

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 11 October 2014 12:32 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Not this wanker again, how is he still in his job... and the same goes for Lord Freud.

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 12:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

lord freud is truly the vilest of them all

lex pretend, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 15:40 (1 week ago) Permalink

Cameron's new tactic to deflect criticism seems to be to interpret it as a personal attack on his family and get TERRIBLY CROSS INDEED

mahb, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 16:18 (1 week ago) Permalink

Think the dead child's best off out of it TBH. And I would say so to DC's face.

resting rich face (suzy), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 16:47 (1 week ago) Permalink

To the Dead Child's face?

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:17 (1 week ago) Permalink


resting rich face (suzy), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:36 (1 week ago) Permalink

the best bit of that of course being that ukip will lose some of the eu subsidies they were getting for being group members

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 16 October 2014 11:51 (1 week ago) Permalink

True. According to the BBC: "Group status means extra funds, seats on committees and more speaking time."

Farage has just blamed Martin Schulz for the collapse btw. You just don't expect it amirite? (can't find an English source for this btw, while it's all over the Spanish press for example)

definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 16 October 2014 12:35 (1 week ago) Permalink

great picture of Nige and his close associate Swiss Tony:

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:11 (1 week ago) Permalink

Is that a toothbrush he's holding?

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:20 (1 week ago) Permalink

no it's a badly-rolled joint i think

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:21 (1 week ago) Permalink

a joint rolled with toilet paper?

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:23 (1 week ago) Permalink

it's a brussels euro-joint, too big and unwieldy to work effectively and pretty much on the verge of falling apart. soon to be coming over here and stealing our weed

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:31 (1 week ago) Permalink

One thing I learned from that Nick Griffin/Keith Allen documentary thing, is that the EU parliament is the only work-related building in Europe that allows smoking within it.

Mark G, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:36 (1 week ago) Permalink

"do we as we say, but not as we do"

mark e, Thursday, 16 October 2014 17:23 (1 week ago) Permalink

as if Farage wasn't bad enough before hanging out with Wayne Coyne

Merdeyeux, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:23 (1 week ago) Permalink

In a Facebook message, UKIP said: "Our celebrity member Mike Read, the former Radio 1 DJ, has written a brand new single especially for UKIP and we need your help to get it to the top of the pop charts."

The song, credited to The Independents, has been released on iTunes and Amazon. The party said 20p from every 79p download would go to UKIP.

On Twitter, Mr Farage said: "Help get the UKIP Calypso by The Independents to Number 1."

The song makes digs at Prime Minister David Cameron, Chancellor George Osborne and European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker.

'A bit of fun'

There are also references to tax, immigration and the European Union, with lines like: "With the EU we must be on our mettle/Want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles."

Read told Sky News it was "a satire and a bit of fun", adding that it was "nothing remotely racist".

"It's not terribly serious," he said. "It wouldn't have sounded very good sung in a Surrey accent."

Mark G, Monday, 20 October 2014 15:20 (5 days ago) Permalink

is there anything that has been described by its perpetrator as "not remotely racist" that wasn't entirely and irredeemably racist?

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Monday, 20 October 2014 15:41 (5 days ago) Permalink

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龜✊ (wins), Monday, 20 October 2014 16:05 (5 days ago) Permalink

"Gu1d0 F4wk3s" get off my telly

DG, Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:43 (2 days ago) Permalink

'A bit of fun'

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:55 (2 days ago) Permalink

Gone and replaced with bloody Keith Allen and Damien Hirst. I hope Nigel Slater's gonna cook an Ebola souffle for them

DG, Thursday, 23 October 2014 12:04 (2 days ago) Permalink

come on, you can hardly compare some right wing playboy troll to yeah you know how this ends

Chimp Arsons, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:38 (2 days ago) Permalink

Today it's some guy, something 'Farage', dunno, don't recognise him

DG, Friday, 24 October 2014 11:09 (Yesterday) Permalink

There's something deeply embarrassing about the PM taking to Twitter to chunter on about how angry he is and how he won't pay a bill he secretly knew was coming for ages.

Matt DC, Friday, 24 October 2014 13:39 (Yesterday) Permalink

He won't be paying it on the 1st of December. Didn't say anything about not paying it on the 2nd.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:05 (Yesterday) Permalink

Fk it let's all not pay our bills.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:06 (Yesterday) Permalink

EU Contribution Riots in Parliament Square, this time the ringleaders being Her Majesty's Government.

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:12 (Yesterday) Permalink

ukip will jump for joy about eu bill irony

ukip housing spokesperson makes £££ from migrant tenants irony

conrad, Friday, 24 October 2014 14:18 (Yesterday) Permalink

will be the end of me

NYC if you didn't know was taken over by skeleton hipsters in the past (stevie), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:40 (Yesterday) Permalink

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