Rank the Musical Hotties of MTV's "The Real World" (First Four Seasons Only)

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they have had THREE seasons in NYC now (OG, Back To NYC, Brooklyn)

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

watching the series in retrospect becky just kinda feels like the embodiment of the early 90s pretentious alternative bohemian thing. its like finding a time capsule idk

also her clothes omg just

Lamp, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

there is no new york but heather b's new york to me

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

norman also showed remarkable restraint in not socking powell in the mouth if i recall correctly

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

Norman was the gay one? I thought he might have been. W totally S though if he weren't. Handsome!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone who interacted with her showed restraint in that regard tbh. xp

online pinata store (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Real_World:_Miami

ha no wonder i tuned out

This was the first season in which the housemates were given a season-long assignment or task, an aspect of the series that would continue in almost all subsequent seasons (the Brooklyn season dispensed with it). This season the cast was given $50,000 startup money to begin a business of their choosing. The cast's efforts were marked by much disorganization and conflict, and while ideas such as a dessert delivery service and a fashion line were floated about, they were ultimately not able to start the business.

i hate this. why did they do this. i hate reality tv, because of this.

goole, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

yeah this is when it all started to get bad

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

powell was kevin, though! did julie say something horrible to norman? she was so young! i don't know guys she was probably an idiot but i love her for some reason.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

i thought kevin had a problem with norman being gay? maybe i invented that.

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

everyone in the first season was charming to me except eric

Lamp, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

^^^

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

He represented every faux-alternative douchebro that existed back then

I was 15. Faux-alterna douchbros were probably my thing at that point.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

haha the failed business was the best thing about the Miami season

their hopelessness at actually starting a business was hilarious to watch

also Cynthia was hot

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

i think kevin said some ill-advised stuff to several roommates but i still like him.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

cynthia from miami was such a doll! nicest real world cast member ever?

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

mostly i hate eric for depriving us of downtown julie brown

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

Wasn't saying ill-advised stuff to his roommates Kevin's raison d'être on the show? That's all they ever show in highlight reels.

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

well he was "politicized"

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

which in fairness is more than i can say about anyone else on s1

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

i know, it's true. he seemed much more like a real person than the later real world iterations of the shit-starter, though.

xp

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

I am pretty sure the last season of The Real World to have actual human beings on it was New Orleans

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

after new orleans is when i checked out, yeah

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

Julie & Eric both annoyed me so much, I think my eye muscles still hurt from rmde at them during the first season.

online pinata store (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

no wait, actually Coral from Back to NYC was hilarious

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

from what i can tell now the show is basically jersey shore minus the hilarity

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

no wait, actually Coral from Back to NYC was hilarious

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oh i fucking loved her. i forgot that was in new york.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

wait

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

Wasn't saying ill-advised stuff to his roommates Kevin's raison d'être on the show? That's all they ever show in highlight reels.

he also wrote them hilarious letters! & threatened to quit the show because they made fun of him...

again watching in retrospect i found it totally charming how earnest & sincere they all seemed to take kevin + his racial politics + just gender/race stuff generally

Lamp, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

there are still new ones being made?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that was part of what made that season great

xp

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

YES

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

to erica

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

and julie was an integral part of that because she was an idiot about all of it at the beginning, but she learned!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

guys i just love her i'm sorry!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, the 90s viacom liberal brainwashing stuff was all rad and i miss it.

what was their sex show called? not real sex but whatever it was.

xp to lamp i think

goole, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

I had no idea!

To be clear - I'm not above reality tv or anything - I'm all over 16 and preg and teen mom I just honestly didn't realize that RW was still going.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

this is essentially what you'll get on a more recent season

Despite growing up in a small town, Dustin considers himself "a city boy at heart".[9] Characterized by what MTV describes as a "boyish charm and southern gentleman demeanor", Dustin grew up with a bi-polar, drug addicted mom and an abusive stepfather. Although he was constantly shuttled between parents, relatives and various friends' houses, he worked hard to maintain relationships with his family,[14] though his brother Quay visits in Episode 8.[15] He worries as to whether he will develop bipolar disorder, which his mother suffers from.[5] He attended Lamar University,[13] and once lived in the house featured on Frat Pad, a live webcam site in which he and other men engage in sexual activities with one another,[16][17] though he stresses that he is straight and did this purely for a living, and he hopes to put that past behind him.[9] He further explains that his mother's Pentecostal beliefs precluded him from playing sports, and that not wanting to work in oil fields or sell drugs, he chose that line of work because of limited options.[15][18] An avid fan of racing,[10] his friends see him as a highly competitive young man whose good looks help him socialize with women.[14][13] Although he initially expresses an aversion to romance with his housemates in the premiere, he later begins a romantic relationship with Heather in that same episode,[9][16] which later becomes sexual,[5] but when she and the rest of the cast learn he has concealed a past in gay porn, Heather breaks up with him, and the others feel betrayed.[15]

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

erica have we talked about sixteen and pregnant? that show is amazing!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

basically the real world's new method follows the basic method of modern reality shows, i.e. find the most damaged people you possibly can and stick them in a house together

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

also goole that was SEX IN THE 90S

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

based on this thread can i assume that there would be strong ilx support for the 'mtv news anchors past & present' poll i've been marinating on

Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

omg sex in the 90s. also, yes, ade, would vote.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

which i swear to god there's a guy named "lou" on that sex in the 90s show and if it's not lou barlow i will eat this chair cushion

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

lol I guess everyone glossed over my post on the other thread about the dude on this season's Real World (Las Vegas II) who was a homophobic gay porn star

xp: strongo with the deets

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

HS we have not but we should. I have a lot of ideas about that show.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

IT WAS LOU BARLOW!!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

SERENA ALTSCHUL

goole, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

HE WAS WEARING A JOY DIVISION T SHIRT

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

YESSSS THE JOY DIV SHIRT

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link


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