Which film critics do you trust (if any?)

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For the original question: David Sterritt comes closer to my tastes and opinions than anyone else I know.

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I am with Tracer on calling bullshit on the strawman "television values"--plz to unpack, yeah.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

It seems that people who like to use that insult are stuck in a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away at this point, because of how much tv has evolved. I rarely watch tv, so I don't get exposed to the sitcoms et al but OTOH it seems v. easy to avoid the sitcoms and realicoms and put on some really interesting stuff.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link

totally true.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

and by "interesting," I am including both in terms of acting and story as well as cinematography-wise.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally completely OTM. Saying "TV values" is like saying "liberal media."

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know, I'm sick of film tainting television with its "production values" - Miami Vice was the first flag in the sand here. "Ooh it's like a movie!" Now there have to be like eight cameras just to mimic the different angles you see in films, people like joel surnow of 24 think they're some kind of damn auteur, and every show costs like five gazillion dollars. Bring back the bisected, brightly-lit living rooms and some snappy jokes dammit.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Usually when I tune in to 'acclaimed' TV, I am so, so bored.

Has no one ever linked to Cheshire's "Death of Film / Decay of Cinema" essay from '99?

http://www.nypress.com/print.cfm?content_id=243


“Film refers to the old, celluloid-based technology; movies refer to motion pictures as entertainment; and cinema refers to motion pictures as art.”


People sure read that Cheshire interview (and his linked reviews and essays) fast...


"TV, from which (big surprise) Gaghan emerged, is all about the unintended atomization of meaning: momentary effects, big, empty gestures and the glinting impression of substance where there actually is none. As TV continues to erode cinema aesthetics, I'm afraid we'll see lots more movies like Crash and Syriana, facile mini-series crammed into two hours and pumped up on steroids of self-regard."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

people like joel surnow of 24 think they're some kind of damn auteur

Hahaha ok fair enough. Who is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer dude? He's another Joel Surnow. Or Joel Surnow is another him. Whatever. Tho I have to say, you must admit that Kiefer Sutherland has the most exciting life of any man who ever lived.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

hey, just like the golden age of hollywood!

xpost has Keifer had plastic surgery? Every time I look at him now his lips seem blubbery.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I watched like 12 minutes of Thief last night and was totally captivated; unfortunately, bedtime.

momentary effects, big, empty gestures and the glinting impression of substance where there actually is none.

OH WAIT WHO DOES THAT SOUND LIKE

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i think the greatness of some tv shows is definitely overstated; whenever i hear people talk about how the sopranos equals any film that's come out in the past few years, i wonder if they're even watching the same show as me. now if they were talking about deadwood, they might have a case.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I really am very adept at blocking his face out of my mind, no matter how many times in my life I have seen him, so I can't answer your question.

The idea that art and entertainment are two wholly separate entities and not two circles with a central overlap kind of freaks me out, but I guess it's akin to "TV Values" and "Liberal Media."

xpost oh the Sopranos is just ok. I tried to watch it because one of my best buds was all about it bout it and I just really kind of was a little bored off and on. Sometimes interesting but definitely overrated in my opinion--though of course if I wasn't expecting it to be greatest thing ever coming into it I might've been more receptive.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

the show's got no momentum to it, never really did. i find it to be completely mediocre and unrewarding and completely insulting on a number of levels.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

The Filthy Critic
Then for an wide, overhead view, there's always RottenTomatoes.com.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I actually think I gave up even attempting to watch it with her after the Lorraine Bracco attack. Still I'd sooner watch it than Law & Order K9 Unit or whatever.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, def don't need I Love Film heah...

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

hey, just like the golden age of hollywood!

This and the comment about how acclaimed show viewing isn't necessary meaning for shit are the best things said in the current discussion.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

If only I had a blog post or a Voice article to repost, proving Tracer Hand's OTMness!!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

"television values" = "things people who have never read Cahiers actually like to watch"

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

drink that Kool-Aid

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"TV, from which (big surprise) Gaghan emerged, is all about the unintended atomization of meaning: momentary effects, big, empty gestures and the glinting impression of substance where there actually is none.

Replace "TV" with "Film" and it's just as meaningless.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Morbius, when will you learn to stop playing Three Card Monte with these people?

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

What people?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Be nice to me. I may be a dummy, but you need all the Spielberg allies you can get around here.

In any case, it's not as if I haven't seen my share of "cinema" as being defined by Cheshire here, but like Ally, the idea that "cinema" and "movies" don't have some major Venn diagram shit going on is absolutely mind-boggling to me. And you can't seriously insist that "television values" is not a coded way of saying "LOL @ teh stupid proles."

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

movies have always sucked.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

the quality (art/craft/however you want to define that) of the average tv show is in the same league as the average film (these days at least)

the best films>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the best tv shows

to answer the thread question, J Hoberman is great

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

(i'm also almost always skeptical of "everything's going to hell" arguments in respect to the state of any art)

"No, you're supposed to say movies don't matter, that's what you're arguing."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish Bresson had made a 30 minute sitcom.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

The Rosenbaum line that Tracey quoted made me rofl harder than anything I've heard today today.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish Méliès had hand-tinted Cosby's sweaters.

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

But aha, those very sweaters were on display at AMMI, the American Museum Of The Moving Image, which makes no difference about where the images are moving, because it's not the size of the screen, it's the (stop-)motion of the ocean. Gotcha, myself!

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

difference=distinction

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish DW Griffith had directed an episode of Sesame Street

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish lubitsch had been the auteur behind "mr belvedere."

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish they had built an intercontinental train line from La Ciotat to Petticoat Junction.

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Altman directed Bonanza, goodnuff?

phil (I don't remotely think you're a dummy), it's possible that the makers of (mainstream) (network) TV assume the 'proles' are dumber than they are, which results in the LCDness.

And if we don't make some kind of distinction between "cinema" and "movies," people will almost always assume you're talking about the Queen Latifah-The Rock spectrum rather than the Nicole Holofcener-Tsai ming-Liang one. (see every ILE film thread ever)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish there was an episode of Fantasy Island that took place in the world of Freaks.

In The Court Of The Redd King Harvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Nicole Holofcener, wotta genius

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

And if we don't make some kind of distinction between "cinema" and "movies," people will almost always assume you're talking about the Queen Latifah-The Rock spectrum rather than the Nicole Holofcener-Tsai ming-Liang one.

There's some question-begging going on here.

x-post EW was iffy on "Friends With Money" because of teh Aniston. Anyone seen it? Opinions?

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i really often wish television shows would use long takes and master shots more often, since that's the aspect of movies i like most. there's too much talking and plot in TV. it wears me out.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"i think the greatness of some tv shows is definitely overstated; whenever i hear people talk about how the sopranos equals any film that's come out in the past few years, i wonder if they're even watching the same show as me."

OTM. most overrated show ever!

latebloomer: 'I will meditate and then destroy you!' (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

the quality (art/craft/however you want to define that) of the average tv show is in the same league as the average film (these days at least)

This is totally true (as is yr best movies greater than best tv equation), but with the caveat that I would say "these days at least" indicates an increase in quality of television (thanks to cable and its reduction of restrictions on the form) and not a decrease in the quality of movies over time.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Nicole Holofcener, wotta genius

Keep doin that strawman workout, gabb -- "genius" was never raised. I mights as well have said Haneke or Paul Weitz, anybody who's not a barrelscraper.

No one is addressing the specifics of inherent TV vs cinema aesthetics Cheshire is talking about, what a surprise.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, see, because, again, question-begging. Plus, I mean, "the Queen Latifah - The Rock axis?" Like, the gulf between, say, Queen Latifah in Living Out Loud and a Holofcener movie is but a puddle compared to, say, the frigging vastness between Queen Latifah in Chicago and Benchwarmers. If you're going to stack the deck like that, why bother?

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

At the beginning of the revive, people asked you to explicate the point being made in the paragraph you quoted because, out of context, it is amorphous and meaningless precisely because no distinction is made between "television values" and "cinematic values". Instead of expounding on the point, you decided to sneer at people. Big shocker that the thread didn't go where you wanted it to.

Dan (Do The Math, Morbs) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

Well, see phil, I utterly disagree with your point, given the ADHD butchery of Chicago.

Dr (Read Cheshire) Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, for one thing, the interview itself hardly addresses such a thing but in the vaguest terms. I disagreed (and still do) with the '99 essays--some very good points and it's obvious why it is a seminal piece but Chicken Little-isms have never gotten my dick hard. And I really don't think going into opinions expressed in a piece that Cheshire apparently has changed certain stances on is fair to him.

What IS very interesting in the interview is his discussion of film criticism as a dying breed, and a highly unfortunate casualty of the internet age that is indeed.

I admit to having to struggle to continue reading after the laughable Eisenstein/Godard line, I mean that could've been written into a Linklater "comedy". Probably spoken by Ethan Hawke.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

a.o. scott because he is so cute!

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

He is pretty OTM about the CGI stuff though, going back in the way back machine to the ancient pre-gmail world.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link


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