Salvia Divinorum (C or D)?

"It's two minutes! Wait your own damn turn!"

my friend actually did a bunch of research before ordering it from the internet, so we were ~prepared~ and had a spotter and stuff. i've heard horror stories about people wandering into traffic and stuff

nb i have not watched that video

Video's pretty good, gbx!

http://tosic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/inception-van-fall-700x279.jpg

ok i just watched it, seems....accurate.

i have watched many salvia videos, excellent youtube genre

You can watch people turn into real people on those.

I don't think I'm too old to try a new drug, but I'm pretty sure I'm too old to ask any of my friends to be a drug-sitter.

thinking maybe this youtube trend augurs well for a specialty service dog. st bernard that lies on yr chest at the scent of salvia, little placard around his neck that says "DON'T WORRY, YOU WILL BE NORMAL IN JUST A MINUTE"

Saliva? Total Classic! Couldn't drool without it.

What? Oh. Never mind. I did smoke salvia several times while going through a little post-collegiate phase of "shit, I can't find any weed and I kinda miss the feeling." Obviously it seems to hit different people differently. But for me it was about like pot, only shorter-lasting.

The entry into the high was a little steeper than a usual pot high: that is, it came on much more swiftly - from inhaling to "whoa" in a few seconds. Same old giggles & munchies, same vague euphoria, same old mild paranoia (oh shit MY NEIGHBORS CAN SMELL THIS AND THEY ARE DEFINITELY UNDERCOVER COPS), a little dissociation. By dissociation, I mean I had an urgent feeling that I needed to send myself some kind of letter or message to inform Non-High-Me about what it was like to be High-Me.

I didn't encounter anything like the visuals described upthread. Several times, I had a strong physical sensation of loosenesss. My head and torso were moving in only vague connection to my hips and legs, as if I had a waist made out of a Slinky.

The whole thing was generally over in a few minutes. Not a life-changing experience, but not an everyday pastime either. The main attraction is the legality.

the stuff my buddy got off the internet was some quintuply-strong variety---i guess you can fortify it with its own resin or something? idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BgbFMgF5nk

yeah like it only lasts 2 mins but in yr mind its hours

That sounds terrifying to me.

if u smoked salvia constantly tho itd be like living a million years think abt it

did salvia twice in high school. first time felt like i was in some kind of nightmarish carnival/junk yard. kinda a bummer. second time i felt as though i was experiencing the african savannah, in a tent, on a tiger hunt. there were elephants stomping around in the background--i mean, i thought i could HEAR the elephants, but i did not see them.

Oh, the tough choices of finding a sitter - you don't want to go alone in case you jump out a window, but dammit, a pack of hyenas with one holding a camcorder can't do much good to the psyche either.

if u smoked salvia constantly tho itd be like living a million years think bat it.

You could always move to Monroe, La.

i have watched many salvia videos, excellent youtube genre

co-sign, should have a category at golden globes

u guys should make some of yr own ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brEvQskNgjE

"Kathleen Harrison explains why it's better to use Salvia the way the Mexican Mazatec people use it."

on the hazard of getting mobile when under the influence : one time i jumped over my desk, perfectly rolled on the floor judoka style without hurting myself (!?) and started to rock on cue to a boris track with refreshing teenage enthusiasm fist pumping and all. i knew it was dangerous to let myself go mobile but that went better than i expected.

another time i wanted to make sure to have an enriching experience so i tried to prepare myself with meditation but i guess i rushed it so i had not the time to put the pipe down i went "lol, i think i made a big mistake": "space entities" were appearing in the air and serpentining their way to me sort of like in raiders of the lost ark when the open the ark. "space entities" finally free to torment me "forever". Now what came next is really weird, maybe fans of the horror genre will get a kick out of it: they froze my heart with terror @ making me feel a profound new dept to the feeling of shame: the shame that the dimension you are in is a fake, the shame of having to abdicate your dimension to take your true place in the proper one (the horror of the grotesque: a pixel on a rolling sidewalk decorated with giant bubbling smiling sunflowers) . To make it so i had to tumble head over heels on the spot in 2 a spiral at my core (i had not read or think about uzumaki in months but it could have belong in these pages) : i did so without breaking too much furniture. after i executed my tumble i was not in another dimension (i was decieved!) the "space entities" were still floating about but vacantly, as if they were just dumb chatbots that have nothing else to say after they have executed their routine. the trip was wearing out so it was sort of convenient for me to find a way to save face and shoo them away, whatevs.

"space entities"

~(*_*)~

man i just saw shapes and stuff, was i short-changed y/n

lol@ice , in the end they did look a lil like that.

gbx: you could try a higher potency.

yeah no

I'm kind of interested by all the drug experiences that seem derived from early video game things like pixels, 2D sidescrolling,, platforming, that sort of thing.

Imagine being a kid growing up never having even seen a NES, would you still turn into a pixel when you smoked this shit? What about if you smoked this shit in the 19th century. Would you turn into a brushstroke in a painting, or would you still just turn into a pixel in a video game.

80x

i think drug experiences can make things appear kind of granulated and people compare it to whatever comes to mind as being similar to that. i think in the past people might've compared it to being in a painting. there are some walter benjamin essays where he talks about his experience with weed and compares it to being in a painting by a specific painter, though i can't remember which one.

http://blogs.skokie68.org/abrooks/files/2011/03/seurat_sundayafternoonontheislandofgrandjatte1.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TxTSe7SJnPs/Srzv9mWqtcI/AAAAAAAANxE/vFkchCrAunQ/s400/5483861_std.jpg

i once got so high on mushrooms that i couldn't see, really, all i saw were oscillating dots. red and blue dots, dancing in patterns. when they first appeared, the red and blue dot patterns seemed like psychedelic distortions in regular things, like a trippy edge or texture. they eventually became the whole thing, which was difficult. i remember trying to communicate with flickering blobs of dots that emitted disconcerting noises (which i knew were people attempting to engage in conversation but), and trying to walk home in more or less total darkness, blind for the hurricane dots, along questionable forest paths for miles because the main roads were occupied by dot person matrix horror things. eventually i crawled through endless marble dot troughs of mud and leaves past midnight.

i saw them then as atoms, as in a 50s-style textbook illustration, electrons, protons and neurons. but i could see as how they might have been pixels, if i'd seen them that way. or seurat dots, or bosch demons maybe, or

let's not turn this thread into erowid guys

the shame that the dimension you are in is a fake

hah. yeah.

i've never done salvia, but anytime w/other stuff it's been like "you are silly monkeys, come back when you are ready to stop fooling around"

but i've never experienced resentment at encroaching into other dimmies or whatever, more just like affectionate older sibling ribbing at lack of solemnity or clearly defined purpose

I mean, I could turn on Backyardigans for the kids and then go into the bathroom like I'm taking a shit or something.

i read this as "then go into the back yard"

like that was a normal thing you'd do when you needed to take a shit. your kids would be like "dad? oh he's just in the back yard, takin a dump"

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d4HNy6W0QPE/Rv3HQCb0UBI/AAAAAAAABLg/vk-qQO8plhw/s400/physcodelic%2Bouthouse.jpg

I wouldn't mind spending five minutes as a table, tbh.

someone left a vial of this in my room and i figured that as i'd already popped my psychedelic cherry (with cautious and unspectacular doses tho) i wouldn't need a sitter, so this morning i sorta offhandedly took some. haha. like upworthy says, you won't believe what happened next.

Once I was alone and bored, smoked some and spent the next 8 minutes/eternity thinking it had turned me into a schizophrenic who was frozen and mute and all my friends would never know what had happened to me because I would never be able to speak again. Total bug out.

^^^ this. that real hal incandenza shit.

turns out one of my favorite videos is still on YouTube. what happens at 2:07 always makes me laugh uncontrollably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnwS5sPOzb0

I'm still in awe that this shit was legal. I knew some people who didn't feel much but everyone who tripped had a bad trip. I thought I was the letter F

Hippie friend claimed that the bad trip problem was highly concentrated extracts, you’re really supposed to just chew the leaves for a while.

its funny how this has permanently marred every other type of "legal weed", like some of my friends won't touch Delta 8 because they remember salvia

I'd be immediately wary of cannabis alternatives given how horrendous "Spice" turned out to be. Never heard of Delta 8 until now.

I liked Salvia (that was when it was legal) but never tried the extracts.

I was just listening to this guy on the Entheogenic Evolution podcast who has an interesting sounding book* about the nature of "visionary beings" and also had some pet ideas about affinity for salvia or otherwise.

* https://books.google.co.uk/books/about/They_Shimmer_Within_Cognitive_Evolutiona.html?id=DelHDwAAQBAJ&redir_esc=y

Delta 8 is a slightly altered THC, and it does occur naturally if sparingly in the plant. (Delta 9 is the THC we know.) It's very, very mild, and I wouldn't be using it if I could get the real thing.

yeah it's basically the Bud Lite of weed, similar effect but weaker and kinda different. I wouldn't use it either if I had weed available, but it's not a bad substitute. Particularly the edibles which get me pretty high but not in a full-on panic the way "real" edibles can. Still funny to bring it up like "no seriously, it's *almost* legal weed" and watch people freak out like "no, never again"

i had the saddest, emptiest ego-death experience on salvia. felt more like actual death really

god you guys make it sound real appealing 😱