I gotta cosign Doran's points re: Geez.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
Hamsters have breeders? Hamsters need help breeding? They are unique in the rodent kingdom if this is true.
The idea of a hamster named Tony Martin amuses me greatly.
― that's not funny. (unperson), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
Congrats on the new ham, J3ff!My family had an unusually stupid ostrich named Ozzy, it died getting eaten by dogs, so I think of it as an unlucky pet/animal name.
― I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
Voted for Dio, but like the Geezer idea better.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link
Ronnie James would be kind of a fun pet name. Who's that? Oh that's my hamster RONNIEJAMES
― Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:59 (twelve years ago) link
i have met a hamster named ozzy. i have never met a hamster named dio.
so dio
― lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
<3 this
― original bgm, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
Write-in for Tony Martin.
― Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
We had a curly shaggy blonde medium-sized mutt. When people would ask what breed she was, I'd say, "She's a Bon Scott terrier."
― bendy, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
dio, but only if you always refer to him as "ronnie james" or "ronnie james dio"
why not just get two hamsters?
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link
Dio, but it can only be referred to as "Ronnie James Dio", otherwise all bets are off.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
Gotta go with the Geezer write in vote.
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
Glenn.
― chrondos crispus (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
Hamsterdamned
― Darin, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link
Hampsta Cadabra
― Darin, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link
hamsternaut
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link
Hammy Blade.
― chrondos crispus (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 06:42 (twelve years ago) link
Call it Horsey.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:05 (twelve years ago) link
Another vote for Tony "The Cat" Martin, but you have to go for Dio, or maybe Padanova for the cognoscenti.
― Synth Solo (Matt #2), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:07 (twelve years ago) link
dang, pillbox got "hamsternaut"
ham leaf
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:14 (twelve years ago) link
now in darkness wheel stops turning
― winsome posters leave the hall (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link
Falling off the edge of the hamster wheel
― Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link
I want to reach outAnd chew some seeds
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
Hamster of Reality
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
Cedar Bloody Cedar
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
They say that life's a carouselSpinning fast, you've got to ride it well
― original bgm, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
Wood chews of the universeA love that never diesYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
Doing laps on the Wheel of Confusion
― Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GouLP2GE1M8
― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link
I'm going through cage-e-e-ehs
― Stanley Tunechi (Spectrist), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
a habitrail acrobathole in the salt lickhand of doom
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
lol at hand of doom
― winsome posters leave the hall (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
Ham Blackster
― t**t, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
Dió means "nut" or "walnut" in Hungarian, which is kind of cute for a rodent, I think.
― crustaceanrebel, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
was joe lynn turner ever black sabbath's vocalist? seems like he should have been.
anyway you should name your hamster joe lynn turner
― the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
name your gecko either joe lynn turner or graham bonnett.
― Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
graham bonnet wore sunglasses a lot and joe lynn turner is like a new yawk type dude i think but i get them confused
― the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
Planet Hamstervan
― Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
N.I.B.B.L.E.
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
After Forever, or at Least Until I'm Done Nibbling
― Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
Hammy Hambourne
― StanM, Thursday, 30 June 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
Wow. That is about 36 more votes than I expected.
― StanM, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
a tremendous victory for J3ff T's new hamster, Ronnie James Dio.
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
hamsters are dicks tho, imo
nothing against ronny james dio or anything
― buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
NWOBHAM
― weatheringdaleson, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
Ha ha ha. Amazing.
― Actual LOL Tolhurst (Doran), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link
welcome to your new home ronniejames. your fans demand pix
― Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks for your input, guys. That is, indeed, a pretty crazy amount of responses. I will share pictures as soon as he is in my care on Saturday.
Also – hamsters are awesome. My last hamster, Lemmy, was a total bro. That's why I'm getting this one from a breeder. Hamsters don't really have any trouble breeding, obviously, but the breeders breed them for cuteness and personality. And, of course, metal cred.
― Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
Cliff Furton?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
Furonymous
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
Furzum
Tom G. Hamstwarrior
lol, was gonna say Ham Warrior
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
"I ham my own best friend"
― calstars, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
Halford.
― The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
Winger.
Van Hamster.
― Tuomas, Friday, 11 May 2012 10:46 (eleven years ago) link
Lemmy Kilhamster
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
Hamgus Young
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
Blackie Clawless (only really works if she/he has got no claws and is black)
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 11 May 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
ditto Stryper
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 May 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
Lemmy was the name of my first hamster.
Picking the little dude up tomorrow!
― Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
Are you super excited? Have you chosen the name yet?
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
Trey Hamzagthoth
― how's life, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
Ham Eternal
― how's life, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
Pete Hamdoval
― how's life, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
Furzum OTM
― get wolves (get bent), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
I am super excited! I'm still leaning towards Ozzy, despite all of the excellent suggestions.
― Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
Rod(ent) Stewart
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
No Sleep Till Hamstersmith
lock thread
― get wolves (get bent), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/11813_10100923230370765_3409092_56026118_724782259_n.jpg
I AM IRON HAM
― Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
:-D
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/303460_10100923230505495_3409092_56026120_824883838_n.jpg
No more hams-tears
― Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/560151_10100923230685135_3409092_56026124_2063736116_n.jpg
Flying high again
― Hellhamster 2: Hamster Smashed Face (J3ff T.), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
can you name one of his poop pellets Sharon?
― tell peeta my fire dress is draggin on the floor (some dude), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry for the blurriness, I'll try to grab some better pictures when he's no longer such a spaz.
name...??
― ilxor, Thursday, 14 June 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
judging from the captions I'm pretty sure it's Ozzy
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 June 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link
next one needs to be Geezer
it is indeed Ozzy. He's still a little hyper, but he's settling in nicely. He enjoys climbing on the walls and ceiling of his cage.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 07:07 (eleven years ago) link
Ozzy speaks
http://www.decibelmagazine.com/featured/for-those-about-to-squeak-ozzys-nibbles-of-the-week/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link