mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

in general, the less music critics involved (sorry ned), and the less they actually talk about the music itself, the better the music doc will be IMHO. see also "the tale of two johns" about TMBG.

I feel like I need to make another "to see" list. If I could give up sleep, I'd get a lot more of this stuff accomplished.

lol I love less vs fewer confusion

I have more and more confusion, tbh.

dan are you really criticizing the grammar and word choice of a dude who has eschewed all forms of english format in his msg board posts?

uh-oh, ex-English major hissy fit imminent!

(just kidding, Irish; gotta give you a hard time before the day is out)

actually i dont think either of us ended up as english majors. PHILOSOPHY V COMP SCI FITE!!!!

that is a battle royale that would draw in the crowds, btw

Look, it's been a rough day at work and if I want to take joy in the mental image of music critics getting BoxingHelena-ed as they try to talk about music, I believe that is my right.

actually that does sound like something that would have a substantial draw.

"hey ned, there is a directors cut of "in orange" hidden in the bottom of this box."

"does this rag smell funny to you?"

jj, have you seen the dead moon doc? it is awesome.

added to netflix q

heads up: new HI DERE username is in serious contention for best name ever

xxxxpost I will make fun of your many not-quite-majors as I want to, John.

Dan stuck pretty closely with computer science, so far as I know, and honestly, I question that more than anything. (gah, except this fucking nursing major, which is destroying my life)

I want to stab my own eyes out with a pencil.

tehresa, I hope you are done with your project/s or at least napping right now!

i am not napping.

holy christ only ten hours until my biochem final

i will not be sleeping much 2nite

me either

BROS IN DELIRIUM!!!!!

hey me either but that is mostly due to videogames and tying one on in preparation for HOLIDAY RETAIL GAAAAAAHHH

i just put on a pot of coffee

attempted to purchase "new old formula" schlitz tonight but it was $10 a 12 pack. WTF SCHLITZ U KRAZY

I think John should be forced to take the biochem test, do tza's project, and write these interventions for breastfeeding assistance for new moms for me.

I'm sure the three of us would be happy to deal with the store for him in exchange.

I'm frankly boggling over the notion of "new old formula" schlitz.

i mean, improving your cheap shitty beer only works if it remains cheap. i suspect some Grain Belt Premium style shenanigans here.

i will totally work the store in exchange for project doing because i have worked xmas retail including arguing with a woman over the guitar strings she was buying for her son/the fact that she was a bitch and cut in line

I have had xmas customers throw pantyhose at me. Also, one guy at the bookstore really seemed to want to come behind the counter and kill me because he didn't like how long it was taking me to give him his $2.11 back for the remaindered Peggy Noonan book he was returning.

WHY DOES MY BOOK NOT ADDRESS PROPER LATCHING OFF AS WELL AS PROPER LATCHING ON?! ffs, if you just pull the baby off your breast, you're TOTALLY going to get sore and bleeding nipples. DUH

best is when people wanted a discount on a shopworn book because "it's a gift"

xp ugh

if only mr miyagi had taught daniel-san those procedures

^^^weirdest La Leche League educational film idea ever

argh, I just wound up changing my intervention plan, but that really annoys me that the book doesn't address that, especially since I took care of a woman who had just that problem.

lol my gluestick is purple appparently it is for kids

srsly when it is 1:12 am and you are saying 'oh shit i lost my toilet!' to yourself, that is a bad sign!!!!!

also a bad sign is when you compile a binary with debugging code for an incredibly pissed-off client in the UK and it completely breaks your search interface and there doesn't seem to be anything you can do about it

omg nooooo

they're going to be at work in like 30 minutes and I have nothing for them

good news: i found my toilet

ugh I hate sending "sorry guys, I failed" emails

Wait, shouldn't you be sleeping by now, Dan?

Also, anyone who doesn't understand "yeah, the computer got the best of me this time" is basically not human.

THE COMPUTERS ALWAYS WIN PEOPLE

also I'm concerned about tehresa and her gluestick.

yes actually I should be sleeping and not writing shitty VB code but this is my life now

I have sunk so low that I AM WATCHING CARSON DALY AND FINDING IT FUNNY (altho some mitigation can be found in his first guest being Aisha Tyler)

lol he keeps saying "The Cure" because they're going to be on tomorrow and the crowd is predictably losing their shit

lol I luv Aisha Tyler

I had a hysterical laugh attack the other night watching an ad for Valkyrie, so I feel your pain. Although I guess trying to kill Hitler might be funnier than Carson Daly... I don't even know who that is.

i just realized i have no idea how to do a section drawing for things other than plain walls. oops.

Dan, you need to get a job here in MN so that you can freeze miserably with us and laugh at stupid stuff in closer proximity.

tza, you should come, too. Purple gluesticks welcome.