people that YELP are scumbags

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unbelievable.

gr8080, Monday, 27 June 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Not yelp, but funny

http://fumaga.com/i/waiter-carved-pentagram-into-my-pizza.jpg

Fellini.Kuti, Monday, 11 July 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tourists-new-york#hrid:3ALvmx7bNi7KZk0r82y9Ig

Aerosol, Thursday, 14 July 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

Ok I'll admit my rating is biased due to me spending nearly every summer of my childhood here - before it was Six Flags (Wild World then Adventure World). Maybe I love it here because it reminds me of the good ole days growing up and coming here with cousins and family (back when there was only one real coaster).

To me, the main attraction has always been the water rides. On a hot summer day you can have a lot of fun on the wet rides. The dry rides are pretty sub par but not too bad in my biased opinion.

OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? You have the hoods of DC, Baltimore and PG streaming into this park, creating the perfect storm of str8 hood. But honestly the ghetto folk are just loud, do loud people scare you? I've never ever had a problem there and never have felt unsafe (and I have come here with women and children). If there's ever any beef, it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine.

You are also likely to see many skinny hood black men with large ghetto White women with "baby girl" tatted on the "small" of their chunky back. That's surely a reason to visit right?

kkvgz, Friday, 15 July 2011 12:10 (twelve years ago) link

OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect?

kkvgz, Friday, 15 July 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine.

kkvgz, Friday, 15 July 2011 12:14 (twelve years ago) link

i always order my prime rib from inter-thug beef. grass-fed and utterly sublime.

by another name (amateurist), Friday, 15 July 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

The "small" of their back, get it? Get it?

boxall, Friday, 15 July 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

amy "i eat chicken skin" L.

one dis leads to another (ian), Friday, 15 July 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

^^ had a feeling she would be azn, checked, confirmed

dayo, Friday, 15 July 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

i like to check yelp for restaurant reccos. don't review there myself http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

jizz box chevy (dave cool), Friday, 15 July 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

Useful (0) Funny (0) http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif (1)

kinder, Friday, 15 July 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

burg reccos

dell (del), Friday, 15 July 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

^^ had a feeling she would be azn, checked, confirmed

― dayo, Friday, July 15, 2011 4:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

dude what

by another name (amateurist), Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

trust me on this one

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

just so you don't think I'm a racist: in chinese culture, chicken skin has the (strong) connotation of being very fatty, so much so that it's common among Chinese people to never eat the chicken skin. I have, chatting with my parents, divided up my whole family into those who like to eat chicken skin (and by association other fatty things like pork belly, egg yolks) and those who don't. to single that out as part of your name on a food review website to me screams "I AM CHINESE."

also 'amy' is a really common name for ABC girls, dunno why, but I feel like I have known a bunch!

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

do you like to eat chicken skin y/n

horseshoe, Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

people who don't eat chicken skin are scumbags.

by another name (amateurist), Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

yes but I don't anymore xp

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

would buy fried chicken skin in a bag. (if this is actually a thing, be back soon.)

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

liking chicken skin means you'd probably also like this

http://space.tv.cctv.com/image/20090504/IMAG1241407182746405.jpg

five layers of pork fat attached to a tiny piece of slim meat, aka "red roasted pork belly" which is the literal translation

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2mE0O.jpg

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

brandon???

j., Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Uvk9h.jpg

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

damn gr80 with the crucial save

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

oh wait that was in the boys' row. i was thrown because DAKOTA was in there too and i thought it was a girl's name.

so, i guess…

dakota???

j., Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

I know a lot of lisa's who are azn too! some michelle's. no sue's though. there's truth in that joke.

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

it's funny b/c it's true, you see.

by another name (amateurist), Saturday, 16 July 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

stereotypes wouldn't exist without, fuck it nevermind

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

propecia sinutab

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

Huh, I didn't know that about Chinese and chicken skin. Chicken skin is very common to eat as yakitori in Japan on its own.

http://www.google.com/search?&q=鳥の皮&tbm=isch

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

again, great coding guys.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

I'm gonna buck the stereotype... my son's gonna be named grady

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

and if I have a daugher, she's gonna be called... luna!

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

genuine lolz

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

i'm touched.

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 16 July 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

luna is a great name for a hypothetical person

max, Saturday, 16 July 2011 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

i would definitely eat (and probably have eaten) a 5:1 pork fat:pork meat but my understanding is that duck is the hip meat now

max, Saturday, 16 July 2011 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

duck skin is also delicious, especially peking duck

http://i.imgur.com/XbdCO.jpg

when you go to a fancy peking duck restaurant in peking (beijing) there is sometimes a tray of white sugar on the table and you can dip the skin in that

but whatever I'm so over duck

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

what is the new cool meat?!?!?!?!

max, Saturday, 16 July 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

i want to go to a fancy peking duck restaurant

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 July 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

lamb is the new cool meat imo

just sayin, Saturday, 16 July 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a pretty big fan of mutton

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

def lamb, been fucking with that

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Saturday, 16 July 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/sIWTD.jpg

keys to this dish: fresh cumin, cilantro

dayo, Saturday, 16 July 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

Lamb is the new pork
Goat is the new lamb

I DIED, Saturday, 16 July 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

what is that and how do I cook it? (xp)

I would eat all the chicken skins, duck skins and pork fats. My bf (who is white btw) finds this disgusting, but then again you should see some of the things he brings home from fast food places

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 16 July 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

meat eaters are savages

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link


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