OKCupid.com, Pt.2- Afterparty! Hotel lobby! REMIX!

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OK so I signed up (Phil-Two) and I'm totally confused. wtf goes on on this site. wtf is a woo. why is daddino #5 on my matches list.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

phil, read the last squillion posts and also the other thread which i can't be arsed to find for you.

that should answer all your questions.

glad to be of service.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know what a woo is yet, because I have had none!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I woo you from my deleted account martin!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

HOLY FUCKING HELL

http://is2.okcupid.com/pics/937/9378535923534174488/1087419372.jpg
Caption: "I'm the one in the middle"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Those on your matches list, nick?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

My self-summary:
im a paratrooper what are you so if your in the mood for outragious things i am your man so be ready to be shocked and laugh alot i am the man for you and if you dont well i guess i still am the the man for you so give us a try and trust me you will be very happy that you entered into my realms

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't dog him, he has realms!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Unfortunately not roxy. :(

For some reason this site thinks I'm more compatible with bespectacled Appalachian Mountains-region musicians than gun-wielding "outragious" white Haitian paratroopers.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

"im a paratrooper what are you" is sure to become the next...something.

xpost am i on your world matches list?! you and carsmile are on mine.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

~~Against my better judgment~~ my username is slamdance.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks Teeny - I guess a pity-woo from someone who isn't on the site anyway is something (well, since it's you it is).

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Ugh. It tells me I'm crude and kinky. I don't like hearing that. Worst of all, it says I'm unmathematical. Pff.

I'm Jimdoo on there. You could win me, I'm a prize.

(you could also see me dressed as a rabbit)

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm peeing my pants right now. Some guy posted this:
http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bshurb/crazy.jpg
with the caption "I will never be as cool as this guy". NONE OF US WILL EVER BE AS COOL AS THAT GUY.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAAHJAHDSAHDHGASHDHJSDA

― 0r4l R0b3rt5 (ex machina), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Phil, you need to answer some questions before the matching will work properly.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:46 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG this gets weirder and weirder... my new drinking companion just messaged me on Friendster, and in addition to living round the corner from me, we also have a friend in common who might just happen to post to ILX occasionally. No, its none of you lot. This could get interesting.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 17 June 2004 06:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I got wooed by an English girl whose eyes so are huge she looks like a manga character. Her profile was kinda cryptic, though, so I didn't know what to answer.

I almost wish I had never made that OKCupid profile... I did it just for fun and I thought no one would mail me, but people are actually doing it, and I'd feel guilty if I didn't answer them (because I did put my profile there), and then they answer back, and IT NEVER ENDS!!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I have an okcupid date!

*scared*

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

creepz

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

oh no darkgoddess690 mailed me... ughhhhhh

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a major crush on an okcupid person.... I only wish that I could manage to email her as charming messages as she sends me. I feel like a failure already.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

CREEPS

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon, she's a sensualist from spencer massachusetts. She likes to get busy with mullets.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://futuregirl.ytmnd.com/

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

THIS THREAD IS NOW OFFICIALLY CREEPING ME THE FUCK OUT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG WTF

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Can a moderator take the embedded files off this thread?

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, please do.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i think all the creeps should have to endure the creepiness

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon, stop being a gigantic jackass please.

― MODERATOR (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

imbedded files?

that link is really scarey!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

oh come on, those fit this this thread PERFECTLY Dan!

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Good luck, Melissa!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

good luck melissa - don't be scared! i've done pretty well out of all this malarkey to be honest.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Subject: hey 43 Miles Away

don't feel bad about cecil b demented, that was a pretty funny movie.but i also love rocky horror picture show but maybe u don't agree about cecil. lol. weird cult classics are always good. hehe. i do like snacks however but i'm not a learned master or know much about atlantis. sorry. lasers are always fun too. lol. well i guess i'm kinda rambling cause i don't really know what to say, but i'd ove to chat if u would so if you want drop me a line and we could talk some more. k? hope to hear from you soon.

~Cassandra~

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

GET IN!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I just spoke to my OKC crush on the phone! All the way from Texas! OMG!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

internet girlfriend? man! giving up smoking sure has had it's toll on my sense of reality and my social life. still, you can't say there aren't advantages...

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I like to sleep until the crack of noon
Midnight howlin' at the moon
goin' out when I wanto
and I'm comin' home when I please
I don't have to ask permission
If I wanna go out fishin'
never have to ask for the keys

They say I'm kinda selfish about my privacy
now as long as I can be with me
we get along so well I can't even believe it
I love to chew the fat with folks
I've been listening to all your dirty jokes
I'm so thankful for these friends
I do rarely see

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Dammit it's been 2 hours why hasn't my crush written back to my witty message yet????

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

OK. who'll hit on me? preferably someone who will let me come live with them for free.

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I found out that when you delete your account all the messages you have sent disappear only leaving the headings. So you can't make some final grand gesture and tell them where to contact you. I had to dweeb out and relog back in to let them know how to contact me. So, I can now carry on my pursuits via the more agreeable friendster and gmail.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Define "free".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 17 June 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

you first.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 June 2004 06:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I find it funny how Mr. Loop da Loop first accuses us for being creeps, and then he posts a private e-mail sent to him for everyone to see.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I was just wooed by an oxford student in london.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha my new friend lives with someone who was a zombie in Shaun of the Dead. Yes, THAT zombie.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:13 (nineteen years ago) link

82% friend, which question did i answer wrong?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14934907703253193251

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 18 June 2004 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Which is the posho girl?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 18 June 2004 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

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